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'soccerboy13542' said: 'Jazz' said: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Sorry, Mr. Obious. As your sidekick. I'd like to answer this. In a recent study at Purdue university a mechanical tongue study shows that there is an average of 364 licks to get to the center.Humans average 250-400. This answer is not obvious.
This is obvious.
So was this
And so, I ask you this, Captain Obvious:
Why has soccerboy been given the honor of being Captain Obvious' sidekick, Blatantly Apparent Boy, when his answers are not blatantly apparent, and he can't even properly spell the name of his master(Mr. Obious?!?)? Isa and shos are clearly much more worthy of the honor.
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the same reason jazz had the avatar, 'i'm not worthy of this avatar!'!!!
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'soccerboy13542' said: What is this?? This is the Ask Captain Obvious thread! 'Jazz' said: What is that?? That is soccerboy13542 asking me a question! 'Harumbai' said: What is in the background of your avatar? A surfboard! 'jellsprout' said: My anything today? Your anything yesterday! 'Quirvy' said: I was going to give neezles this, but she's suspended, so, Captain Obvious:
Compare and contrast the executive and congressional plans of Reconstruction as to: Constitutional authority, role of the freedmen, treatment of Southern whites, and political considerations. How would you assess the accomplishments of this time period based on the circumstances from 1877-1897? Next Question! 'Quirvy' said: Why has soccerboy been given the honor of being Captain Obvious' sidekick, Blatantly Apparent Boy, when his answers are not blatantly apparent, and he can't even properly spell the name of his master(Mr. Obious?!?)? Isa and shos are clearly much more worthy of the honor. Because Isa and Shos have staff super-powers, not super-powers pertaining to the Obvious, and thus as a result, soccerboy13542 is my best option as a sidekick! | | Cedric |
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'Quirvy' said: Compare and contrast the executive and congressional plans of Reconstruction as to: Constitutional authority, role of the freedmen, treatment of Southern whites, and political considerations. How would you assess the accomplishments of this time period based on the circumstances from 1877-1897?
What he's really trying to ask is 'What is 1+1?' | | Captain Obvious |
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'Cedric_09_' said: 'What is 1+1?' 1+1 is 2! | | soccerboy13542 |
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'Quirvy' said:
Why has soccerboy been given the honor of being Captain Obvious' sidekick, Blatantly Apparent Boy, when his answers are not blatantly apparent, and he can't even properly spell the name of his master(Mr. Obious?!?)? Isa and shos are clearly much more worthy of the honor.
Because you MADE me Blatantly apparent boy, mr. quivery!
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. | | jazz |
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That was not a question!
This is not a question!
Do you want me to ask you something?
What is =) + =( ?
Do you want to know the answer?
The answer is censored | | Captain Obvious |
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'Jazz' said: Do you want me to ask you something?
What is =) + =( ?
Do you want to know the answer? =) + =( = =|!
I already know the answer! | | Harumbai |
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Oh my gosh I thought it would equal =0
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'Harumbai' said: Oh my gosh I thought it would equal =0
Actual this kinda makes sense... =() (=0) | | jellsprout |
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'Jazz' said: What is =) + =( ?
Those are an addition sign, a closing parenthesis, a space, an addition sign, another space, another equal sign, an opening parenthesis and another space.
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'jellsprout' said: 'Jazz' said: What is =) + =( ?
Those are an addition sign, a closing parenthesis, a space, an addition sign, another space, another equal sign, an opening parenthesis and another space.
Jellsprout! There should only be ONE addition sign!!
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. | | jellsprout |
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That first one should be an equal sign.
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Would it be safe for me to make an ask Soccer board?
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. | | Thomas |
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Where is interbot? | | jazz |
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Where is sanity? | | Captain Obvious |
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'soccerboy13542' said: Would it be safe for me to make an ask Soccer board? Nothing is ever safe!
'Thomas' said: Where is interbot? Hiding from you!
'rosabellis' said: Where is sanity? It's in sane! | | jellsprout |
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'Captain Obvious' said: 'soccerboy13542' said: Would it be safe for me to make an ask Soccer board? Nothing is ever safe! words of wisdom from Captain Obvious. | | Captain Obvious |
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'jellsprout' said: Do you mind me answering Rosa's question? Yes! Get your own topic!
More questions please! | | FlashMarsh |
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Which are you...
Insane?
In Seine?
Sane?
Almost Insane?
Almost In seine?
Not insane?
Not sane?
Not seine?
Not in seine? | | Silver |
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Why did Guyguy double-post? Can you guess?
What Pokemon is this made out of:
Was it easy to guess?
What might it's typing be? | | soccerboy13542 |
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'Silver' said: Why did Guyguy double-post? Can you guess?
What Pokemon is this made out of:
Was it easy to guess?
What might it's typing be?
I, Captain Obvious' sidekick, believe that is a mix between eevee and pikachu, thus creating Eveechu!
This is obvious because it says that in your signature.
I answered because it is not safe to create my own ask soccer topic.
'Silver's Signature' said: Pokemon Splices! Use with credit, or I will get my Eeveechu to zap you into submission
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. | | DeathBunni X |
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What is the ratio of staff members to average members to spam accounts in the interguild?
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2:1:124. Everybody, except you and Accel, are actually an alt account of Quirvy.
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