'dando52' said:

and would appreciate that you not make false statement about his or her nationality

It used to post a lot, but now it seems to be busy taking over Mexico.

BTW, our Overlord is so busy that the grammar check doesn't want to do its work.

Yeah, the earlier one witch is old.  

I know that Our Overlord used to post here a lot, just he/she/it has been inactive lately.

I literally spent my entire childhood without understanding what was so funny about the "chicken cross the road" joke.

Crossing the road is a metaphor for death.

Our Overlord posts when you least expect it.

I thought Dando was Our Overlord..



Don't worry, I'm about to leave childhood and I still don't get it.

I can relate. I never really thought about it, and then one day, it popped into my head and was like, "Oh..."


The joke is that you're expecting something funny and clever, but it turns out to be more of a literal, uninteresting answer, and because of that it's kind of ironic because it wasn't what you were expecting. I feel like I would have been more likely to get it if it wasn't like the first joke I was introduced to.

I realised I understood it one day and I was like... is that it? That's lame.

Well, welcome to possibly the lamest joke ever Shavey. Actually no, there are worse:
Why did the whale cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

That must be the lamest, most unfunny joke ever. It is pretty rubbish.

Lamest joke I've heard:

What's green and wears a hat?

On the 'earlier' jokes thread mez posted:

What do you call a Yeti in a Phone box?

STUCK.

Now, that's pretty lame.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?



How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

In the theme of Dando's "joke"...

What's black and white, black and white, and black and white and green?

I now have realised that none of us actually know the lamest joke. No one exepct me. Behold... the lamest joke... ever...

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was taped to the monkey.
Why'd the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Peer pressure from the monkey and squirrel.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin. Get in the car.

LOL SOCCER! That may be the lamest joke I've ever heard, but the lameness somehow made it hysterical beyond words. I gotta give you that.  

That's not a joke. So it can't be the lamest joke.
Logic

There a two snowmen in a feild and one of them says to the other...

Hmmm... I smell carrot.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, "What's up Doc? What's up, Doc?"
Check for Bugs in your system.

Hmph. That was slightly amusing. Although it sounds like you just read it in some crummy joke book. Anyways, that nearly made me smile.  

It was the same for me.

You must have an excellent humor.

Yeah that joke wasn't amazing.

Two cell phones fell in love and got married. The ceremony itself was not so great, but the reception was amazing!