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jebby
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Saturday, October 10 2009, 1:57 pm EST
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Maths joke:

Teacher: Think of a question which has an answer of '9w'.
Me: Err... 4w + 5w = 9w
Teacher: Yes, but I have a better one. 'Does your name start with a 'v', Mr.Vagner?'... 'Nein! W!'

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canadianstickdeath
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Sunday, October 11 2009, 7:19 pm EST

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I read a bunch of those in a (long since deleted) wikipedia article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TheSeer/Archives/Science_humour
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Monday, October 12 2009, 1:37 pm EST
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In that HGttG quote, the part after it is the best part. Shame they left it out.


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Isa
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Monday, October 12 2009, 4:29 pm EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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About how Man uses logic to prove that God doesn't exist and dies on a zebra crossing?
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Tuesday, October 13 2009, 12:52 am EST
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lol, isa, you reminded me of Russel's cup of tea - see, Russel was a mathematician(might've heard about him from the famous Russel's paradox) who tried to disprove God. he said, that as far as he knows, there's a tea cup flying in an eliptic orbit around the earth, too small to be caught by any telescope we have. so obviously, people would laugh at it, but if some random guy wrote it on bricks 2500 years ago, lots of people would believe it. thus, if you say something, you need to prove it. so until God's been proven, God doesn't exist more than my fart's TV's shop in my bathroom.

have you heard of the Pink Invisible Unicorn God? that religion is awsome XD its devil badguy is the Purple Shell, also known as 'Purple Shell of Doom', who made The Great Sin, thinking that the Pink Invisible Unicorn likes Pizza with Mushrooms and Pepperonni better than Porcupine and Pork. despite taht, some people believe she is actualy vegeterian,...*sigh*

and the Flying Spagghetti Monster God? that one is awsome.


Livio
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Tuesday, October 20 2009, 8:35 pm EST

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snowman
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Thursday, October 22 2009, 11:24 pm EST
I am a person.

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lol:

A passenger was sitting in the cabin of an Imperio Airlines plane when the pilot suddenly died.

Not knowing how to fly th plane, the passenger went up to the radio and said "Mayday mayday mayday Livio International Airport , this is Imperio 666. My pilot just died!"

The controller said,"Imperio 666 please report your height and position."
The passenger said,"Roger my height is 5'2" and I'm sitting in the front seat.






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when i am king

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