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atvelonis |
Apocryphal Ruminator
Karma: 160 Posts: 1642 Gender: Male Location: An antique land pm | email
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Aha, finally a chance to unmask the truth about Bmwsu. My detective skills have recently uncovered that he had, in fact, been compulsively watching and rewatching the film Up (2009) just prior to his abandonment of our poor squirrel-themed video game forum on October 3rd, 2014. The evidence I gathered strongly suggests that the film inspired his fatal action on that date.
For some background on the fiasco: after years of diligent service to the Interguild, the man simply vanished from the internet, never to be heard from again. As it turns out, when Bmwsu's wife (read: waifu) was tragically thrown into a trash compactor by his mother, he packed up his belongings in deep sadness and headed for Niagara Falls in upstate New York to live out the remainder of his days alone. Legends says that he met Art along the way, a cheerful Boy Scout who followed him until the end of his journey. The pair later picked up a handsome and friendly rodent whom they named Harumbai, and atop a perpetually sunny tepui near the Falls, a bird whom they named Sweet Dee.
While nearing their destination, the crew encountered former Microsoft employee Livio De La Cruz, a dream of Bmwsu's since childhood. However, Livio unexpectedly backstabbed the group in an attempt to kidnap their avian friend. He failed, falling to his death off the edge of the tepui. Coincidentally, that is why we never see Livio around anymore (his brother Haily periodically logs into his Interguild account to check up on the place, and makes anti-Trump posts on Facebook once in a while in Livio's name, but the real Livio is long-gone). Bmwsu eventually decided to settle on the tepui, and has lived there ever since.
As a sidenote, I remember Thomas boasting somewhere that he had found Bmwsu's real address and had mailed him that Sefro picture (?) and some Darkspeak letter or something, haha. Maybe that was what spooked him in the first place.
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Age: 28 Karma: 747 Posts: 5367 Location: Ohio (US) pm | email
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'Atvelonis' said: Aha, finally a chance to unmask the truth about Bmwsu. My detective skills have recently uncovered that he had, in fact, been compulsively watching and rewatching the film Up (2009) just prior to his abandonment of our poor squirrel-themed video game forum on October 3rd, 2014. The evidence I gathered strongly suggests that the film inspired his fatal action on that date.
For some background on the fiasco: after years of diligent service to the Interguild, the man simply vanished from the internet, never to be heard from again. As it turns out, when Bmwsu's wife (read: waifu) was tragically thrown into a trash compactor by his mother, he packed up his belongings in deep sadness and headed for Niagara Falls in upstate New York to live out the remainder of his days alone. Legends says that he met Art along the way, a cheerful Boy Scout who followed him until the end of his journey. The pair later picked up a handsome and friendly rodent whom they named Harumbai, and atop a perpetually sunny tepui near the Falls, a bird whom they named Sweet Dee.
While nearing their destination, the crew encountered former Microsoft employee Livio De La Cruz, a dream of Bmwsu's since childhood. However, Livio unexpectedly backstabbed the group in an attempt to kidnap their avian friend. He failed, falling to his death off the edge of the tepui. Coincidentally, that is why we never see Livio around anymore (his brother Haily periodically logs into his Interguild account to check up on the place, and makes anti-Trump posts on Facebook once in a while in Livio's name, but the real Livio is long-gone). Bmwsu eventually decided to settle on the tepui, and has lived there ever since.
As a sidenote, I remember Thomas boasting somewhere that he had found Bmwsu's real address and had mailed him that Sefro picture (?) and some Darkspeak letter or something, haha. Maybe that was what spooked him in the first place. Unpredictable, poignant, and victorious by default.
Atvelonis wins
COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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A classic round which will undoubtedly be repeated numerous times throughout the long and fruitful future of this topic.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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half round: you have one post to write an expository paragraph comparing and contrasting any two of my sonnets for livio
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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no
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Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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quarter round time: You have one post to end the illusion.
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
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DroidFreak36 |
HATPC Reborn Dev
Age: 30 Karma: 200 Posts: 491 Gender: Male Location: droidfreak36.com pm | email
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Quote: Rictory for Ralkyon!
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Isa |
No. I'm an octopus.
Age: 31 Karma: 686 Posts: 7833 Gender: Male Location: Uppsala, Sweden - GMT +1 pm | email
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snape was good all along |
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krotomo |
The Shepherd
Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email
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aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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half round: you have one post to judge the previous round in lieu of darvince
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krotomo |
The Shepherd
Age: 23 Karma: 249 Posts: 4066 Gender: Male Location: My chair pm | email
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I win
you have one post to bake a cake |
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Mymop |
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop
Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email
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aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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Half round: you have one post to die in the most dramatic way that you can
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Quirvy |
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Karma: 655 Posts: 7753 Gender: Male pm | email
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When you jump to the door at the end of a level but miss it and land directly on a spike
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aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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Clarification: in real life
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soccerboy13542 |
~*~Soccer~*~
Karma: 450 Posts: 4466 Gender: Male Location: 1945 pm | email
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When you jump to the door at the end of a level but miss it and land directly on a spike
'Livio' said: You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me. |
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Mymop |
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop
Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email
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When you jump to the door at the end of a hallway but miss it and directly on a stalagmite
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aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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'Quirvy' said: When you jump to the door at the end of a level but miss it and land directly on a spike
Not really applicable to real life but the clarification was a retroactive thing so you didn't know. 3/10
'soccerboy13542' said: When you jump to the door at the end of a level but miss it and land directly on a spike
No points for plagiarists, even fewer points for plagiarists without common sense -1/10
'Mymop' said: When you jump to the door at the end of a hallway but miss it and directly on a stalagmite
Also guilty of plagiarism but u actually made me laugh so you get a couple of extra points for that. 4/10
Mymop wins.
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Mymop |
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop
Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email
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You have one post to figure out how to effectively use a snowball, water pistol, or similarly harmless object in combat. Adversaries can include soldiers, crocodiles, sharks, laser crocodiles, laser sharks, or other dangerous things.
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atvelonis |
Apocryphal Ruminator
Karma: 160 Posts: 1642 Gender: Male Location: An antique land pm | email
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Get into an airplane to fly over the enemy's location. Calculate the exact trajectory of a drop over the enemy from 30,000 feet and, when in position, throw the water pistol down below. By the time it reaches terminal velocity, it'll have enough force to punch through the enemy's flimsy helmets.
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aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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Fill a water pistol with hydrochloric acid and aim it at your target. Done.
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DroidFreak36 |
HATPC Reborn Dev
Age: 30 Karma: 200 Posts: 491 Gender: Male Location: droidfreak36.com pm | email
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Panda4994 is way ahead of you.
BTW I highly recommend his videos to anyone interested in technical Minecraft. The stuff he does is insane. That episode is the least so.
Quote: Rictory for Ralkyon!
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Mymop |
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mop
Age: 22 Karma: 39 Posts: 859 Gender: Male Location: New York pm | email
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'atvelonis' said: Get into an airplane to fly over the enemy's location. Calculate the exact trajectory of a drop over the enemy from 30,000 feet and, when in position, throw the water pistol down below. By the time it reaches terminal velocity, it'll have enough force to punch through the enemy's flimsy helmets.
That would be extremely difficult to aim. What if you do succeed in calculating the exact path, but then the guy moves 6 inches right when you drop the water pistol? 5/10
'aych bee' said: Fill a water pistol with hydrochloric acid and aim it at your target. Done.
That sounds like a good way to melt your hand off, unless the water pistol is made of something that isn't corroded by hydrochloric acid. But I guess the idea of a water pistol made out of gold or something is less impractical than dropping a water pistol from 30,000 feet and hoping your target doesn't move. 5.5/10
'DroidFreak36' said: Panda4994 is way ahead of you.
BTW I highly recommend his videos to anyone interested in technical Minecraft. The stuff he does is insane. That episode is the least so.
That looks cool, but not too useful, since Ender Dragons don't actually exist (unlike laser crocodiles, which are an important threat). 4/10
Aych bee wins!
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aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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You have one post to... express your personality.
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