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Tips for round winners:

If you don't have a great idea when you learn that it is your turn, don't just make a round that you don't even think is good. Try to think to come up with a good idea for a round, and then if you can't, then make a round that you don't even think is good.

Also you're encouraged to start the round in this format: "You have one post to [what you have one post to do goes here]"

Additionally don't end the round early. Rounds should be at least close to a day long. If you started the round at night, you can't end it tomorrow morning. If you started it in the morning, you shouldn't end it before you go to bed.

Interrounds:
The people running rounds are ideally supposed to judge approximately 24 hours after they start the round, but from now on if they haven't judged after 30 hours (6 hours late) then anyone is allowed to start a round between rounds, like the guess when Livio will start the next round, guess how many dogs shos has, ect.

You're also allowed to do this if the round has been judged within 30 hours, but the next guy hasn't started their round within 12 hours of the other round being judged.

The catch is of course that the round could end at any time, because these rounds last until the current round is judged and the next round begins.
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atvelonis
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Sunday, September 3 2017, 11:17 pm EST
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Aha, finally a chance to unmask the truth about Bmwsu. My detective skills have recently uncovered that he had, in fact, been compulsively watching and rewatching the film Up (2009) just prior to his abandonment of our poor squirrel-themed video game forum on October 3rd, 2014. The evidence I gathered strongly suggests that the film inspired his fatal action on that date.

For some background on the fiasco: after years of diligent service to the Interguild, the man simply vanished from the internet, never to be heard from again. As it turns out, when Bmwsu's wife (read: waifu) was tragically thrown into a trash compactor by his mother, he packed up his belongings in deep sadness and headed for Niagara Falls in upstate New York to live out the remainder of his days alone. Legends says that he met Art along the way, a cheerful Boy Scout who followed him until the end of his journey. The pair later picked up a handsome and friendly rodent whom they named Harumbai, and atop a perpetually sunny tepui near the Falls, a bird whom they named Sweet Dee.

While nearing their destination, the crew encountered former Microsoft employee Livio De La Cruz, a dream of Bmwsu's since childhood. However, Livio unexpectedly backstabbed the group in an attempt to kidnap their avian friend. He failed, falling to his death off the edge of the tepui. Coincidentally, that is why we never see Livio around anymore (his brother Haily periodically logs into his Interguild account to check up on the place, and makes anti-Trump posts on Facebook once in a while in Livio's name, but the real Livio is long-gone). Bmwsu eventually decided to settle on the tepui, and has lived there ever since.

As a sidenote, I remember Thomas boasting somewhere that he had found Bmwsu's real address and had mailed him that Sefro picture (?) and some Darkspeak letter or something, haha. Maybe that was what spooked him in the first place.


'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
Yaya
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'Atvelonis' said:
Aha, finally a chance to unmask the truth about Bmwsu. My detective skills have recently uncovered that he had, in fact, been compulsively watching and rewatching the film Up (2009) just prior to his abandonment of our poor squirrel-themed video game forum on October 3rd, 2014. The evidence I gathered strongly suggests that the film inspired his fatal action on that date.

For some background on the fiasco: after years of diligent service to the Interguild, the man simply vanished from the internet, never to be heard from again. As it turns out, when Bmwsu's wife (read: waifu) was tragically thrown into a trash compactor by his mother, he packed up his belongings in deep sadness and headed for Niagara Falls in upstate New York to live out the remainder of his days alone. Legends says that he met Art along the way, a cheerful Boy Scout who followed him until the end of his journey. The pair later picked up a handsome and friendly rodent whom they named Harumbai, and atop a perpetually sunny tepui near the Falls, a bird whom they named Sweet Dee.

While nearing their destination, the crew encountered former Microsoft employee Livio De La Cruz, a dream of Bmwsu's since childhood. However, Livio unexpectedly backstabbed the group in an attempt to kidnap their avian friend. He failed, falling to his death off the edge of the tepui. Coincidentally, that is why we never see Livio around anymore (his brother Haily periodically logs into his Interguild account to check up on the place, and makes anti-Trump posts on Facebook once in a while in Livio's name, but the real Livio is long-gone). Bmwsu eventually decided to settle on the tepui, and has lived there ever since.

As a sidenote, I remember Thomas boasting somewhere that he had found Bmwsu's real address and had mailed him that Sefro picture (?) and some Darkspeak letter or something, haha. Maybe that was what spooked him in the first place.
Unpredictable, poignant, and victorious by default.

Atvelonis wins



COMING SOON: A giant meteor. Please.
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Darvince
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Tuesday, September 5 2017, 12:46 am EST
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A classic round which will undoubtedly be repeated numerous times throughout the long and fruitful future of this topic.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

aych bee
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Friday, September 15 2017, 10:48 pm EST
when i am king

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half round: you have one post to write an expository paragraph comparing and contrasting any two of my sonnets for livio


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Quirvy
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Thursday, September 28 2017, 12:10 am EST
  

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no



spooky secret
Darvince
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Friday, September 29 2017, 4:00 am EST
sea level change

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quarter round time: You have one post to end the illusion.


"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

DroidFreak36
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Friday, September 29 2017, 5:29 am EST
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Isa
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Friday, September 29 2017, 1:15 pm EST
No. I'm an octopus.

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snape was good all along
krotomo
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Friday, September 29 2017, 1:53 pm EST
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aych bee
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Friday, September 29 2017, 6:26 pm EST
when i am king

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aych bee
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Saturday, October 14 2017, 11:00 pm EST
when i am king

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half round: you have one post to judge the previous round in lieu of darvince


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krotomo
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Sunday, October 15 2017, 12:00 am EST
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I win

you have one post to bake a cake
Mymop
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Sunday, October 15 2017, 2:15 pm EST
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aych bee
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Saturday, October 28 2017, 8:40 pm EST
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Half round: you have one post to die in the most dramatic way that you can


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Quirvy
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Friday, November 3 2017, 12:03 am EST
  

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When you jump to the door at the end of a level but miss it and land directly on a spike



spooky secret
aych bee
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Friday, November 3 2017, 5:30 pm EST
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Clarification: in real life


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soccerboy13542
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Saturday, November 4 2017, 12:44 am EST
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When you jump to the door at the end of a level but miss it and land directly on a spike


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Mymop
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Saturday, November 4 2017, 10:12 am EST
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When you jump to the door at the end of a hallway but miss it and directly on a stalagmite


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aych bee
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Saturday, November 4 2017, 4:52 pm EST
when i am king

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'Quirvy' said:
When you jump to the door at the end of a level but miss it and land directly on a spike

Not really applicable to real life but the clarification was a retroactive thing so you didn't know. 3/10

'soccerboy13542' said:
When you jump to the door at the end of a level but miss it and land directly on a spike

No points for plagiarists, even fewer points for plagiarists without common sense -1/10

'Mymop' said:
When you jump to the door at the end of a hallway but miss it and directly on a stalagmite

Also guilty of plagiarism but u actually made me laugh so you get a couple of extra points for that. 4/10

Mymop wins.


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Mymop
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Sunday, November 5 2017, 8:23 pm EST
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You have one post to figure out how to effectively use a snowball, water pistol, or similarly harmless object in combat. Adversaries can include soldiers, crocodiles, sharks, laser crocodiles, laser sharks, or other dangerous things.  


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atvelonis
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Monday, November 6 2017, 5:28 pm EST
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Get into an airplane to fly over the enemy's location. Calculate the exact trajectory of a drop over the enemy from 30,000 feet and, when in position, throw the water pistol down below. By the time it reaches terminal velocity, it'll have enough force to punch through the enemy's flimsy helmets.


'jellsprout' said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.
aych bee
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Thursday, November 9 2017, 9:18 pm EST
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Fill a water pistol with hydrochloric acid and aim it at your target. Done.


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DroidFreak36
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Friday, November 10 2017, 6:56 am EST
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Panda4994 is way ahead of you.

BTW I highly recommend his videos to anyone interested in technical Minecraft. The stuff he does is insane. That episode is the least so.




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Mymop
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Friday, November 10 2017, 6:24 pm EST
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'atvelonis' said:
Get into an airplane to fly over the enemy's location. Calculate the exact trajectory of a drop over the enemy from 30,000 feet and, when in position, throw the water pistol down below. By the time it reaches terminal velocity, it'll have enough force to punch through the enemy's flimsy helmets.

That would be extremely difficult to aim. What if you do succeed in calculating the exact path, but then the guy moves 6 inches right when you drop the water pistol? 5/10

'aych bee' said:
Fill a water pistol with hydrochloric acid and aim it at your target. Done.

That sounds like a good way to melt your hand off, unless the water pistol is made of something that isn't corroded by hydrochloric acid. But I guess the idea of a water pistol made out of gold or something is less impractical than dropping a water pistol from 30,000 feet and hoping your target doesn't move. 5.5/10

'DroidFreak36' said:
Panda4994 is way ahead of you.

BTW I highly recommend his videos to anyone interested in technical Minecraft. The stuff he does is insane. That episode is the least so.

That looks cool, but not too useful, since Ender Dragons don't actually exist (unlike laser crocodiles, which are an important threat). 4/10

Aych bee wins!  


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aych bee
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Saturday, November 11 2017, 8:15 pm EST
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You have one post to... express your personality.


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