> does not know how to properly use BBCode ... preferring, instead, the original programming language of FORTRAN, created in 1954 by John Backus

BBCode disagrees with my phone. Or rather, the whole Interguild does seeing as it was probably coded in FORTRAN before cell phones even existed.

I recently learned about an amazing delicacy. If you take a Snickers bar, chop it up, and mix the pieces into some strawberry ice cream, it tastes great. It also works with vanilla and blueberry ice cream. Haven't tried it with chocolate yet. Has anyone else been doing anything interesting?

I'm not sure if this qualifies as "interesting" but I've just decided to make a website tracking Paragon hero stats. Some basic stats are available at https://agora.gg/heroes but my site would track non-mirror win rates, the rates that each hero is played with other heroes, and which other heroes counter and combo with each hero. I'm gonna at least look into it so see how feasible it is, since ATM these stats aren't being tracked, at least not publicly.

Today is the internet "day of action" to support net neutrality. Unfortunately it's not as big as the protests against SOPA/PIPA were back in the day; a few companies (Amazon, Netflix, Reddit, etc.) have placed banners on their sites telling users to support the cause, but I think a lot of them are just PR stunts. I don't know if the protests will have the same kind of effect politically that the SOPA/PIPA ones did, but I really hope that Title II stays in place.

You and I are both part of the public.

I recently wrote my first tech article on Medium: https://codeburst.io/going-react-native-70d728677987

man I was a dóck in 2013

"God is the eternal, timeless creator of all that ever was or will be. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest philosophers of all time, behind perhaps only Aristotle, due to his complete and total omniscience. He died in 1882 after a long and difficult battle with Enlightenment thinkers. However, there are rumors that he only faked his death, and has been hiding out in the American South ever since."

RIP 13.82 billion BC - 1882

Is that a quote from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or something?  

apology for poor english

where were you when interguild dies

i was sat at home eating wheat thin when phone ring

"Warning: mysql_connect(): Too many connections in /home/in2guild/public_html/templates/connect.php on line 7 Error connecting to localhost"

'no'

Dear Livio,



Fix your website

I have something I need to inform you all of. My life's days are numbered. It's ending October 7th


the newspaper is going all digital

im sorry was this too mean

Ỷ̨̲̤̯͕̲̜͕̫̮͕̗̹̠̩͋̌̑̔̔̋̐̒̆̚͜͡ę̩̘̳̗̥̳͗̏̄̀̂̿͟͠͞a͎̤̹͚̠͖͇̜̮̘̔̌ͨ̌̌̾̈́ͮ͌͢h̶͓̲̩̣͇͍̖̟ͬ͊ͦ̾ͭͯ͑̍͆ͣ,̹̱̬̬̺͔̰̟̗͎̲̼ͫͭ͆͆͢͠͞ ̉̒ͮͩͥ́̕҉͖̱̝̜̥s̸̡̩̩̗̠̙͙̰̮͋̇̄ͯͫ̇͐ͪ͋̒̊̈̌́̚͝e̵̵̥̜̲̱̹͚͌̂͗͊̔̄͌́͘r̨̢͙͇̫̭̹͔̓̅͌̄͗͆̐̃́ͪ̇ͧ́̚͠i̓̐̋̉̍ͥ̏͐͛̃͋̾͑̆̔̿ͦ͏̢͖̥͍̭͚͞ơ̏ͧ̔ͭ̃ͭ̐͢͜͏̛̗͔̠̻̞uͤͨ̇͌̔̐̿̐̈́̎̒̈́͗̚͟͏̮͍͕͉̭̝̣̭͍̯̮̬̥̲͚̜̲͝ͅs̸̎̈ͬ́ͨͮ̆̏̍ͯ̈̽҉͓͕͖͈͍͍͓̫̱͎̲͇͘͞l̴͒͂ͨ̆̕͏͎̫̥̘͉̥̘͉̥͓̦̱̲ͅy̨̖̼̳͙̳̦̰̟͙̪̤̣͛̓̽ͨ̑ͥ͊̂ͬ̈́ͤ͑ͫ̀͢͜͝,̶̡͌ͩ̒ͫ͒ͧ͏̴̯͍̱͉̪͍̰̟ ̸̴̤̙̥̳͙͓̩͖̩͕̠͎̹̰̯͎̐̽ͩͭ̈̄̔ͣ͂̓͊ͭ̅̒̏̀̚w̡ͫ̑̃̈́̏̔̏̈́ͯͥͧ̐̾̚҉͓̬̫̠̝̩͘h̶̢̨̳̮̩̣͓̭̰͎̠̖̙̮͇͍̳̻̩̀̐ͥͧ͋ͤͪ̏̉̇̾ͤ̋̅̊̋̽͊͜y̶̼̻̼̙̞̖̪͉̗͈͍̲̖͍̝̲̽͒ͥ̈ͫ̂͋ͬ̃͗ ̼̤͉̞͈̜ͤ̓ͪ̌̂͆ͧ̓͆͊̉̽̈ͩ̋̅ͦ̑͟͡ḑ̶̙̘̩̰̫̰̣̳̣̼̬̒̍͋̎̇̾́iͨͪ̐̄̒̿ͮ҉̶̼̦̲̠̞̞̕͢d̙͚͉̭͍̗̫̣̼̜̂̅͌͒͋ͤ̈́̀͋̓̍͆̒̚͘̕͜ ̵̛͓̣̬̠̭̤͚̝͇̮͖̰͆̂͒̍ͯ̈ͦ̌ͬͥ͗͆̚̚D̷̢͔͔͈̟̮̮̟̖̪̦̘̜̪̰͖̪̏̈́ͬ͊̅͒̐̿͋̉̊͋ͯ̄̓͜ͅaͯ̀̅̌ͮͯ̈́̀ͣ͛̋̿ͭ́ͯ̆҉̷̸̧̠̞͙͎̺̲͇̫̦̙̝̰̣͙͇̹̤̯r̺̝̥͇̻̼͓̞̲̠̖̘̲͐̒ͭ̋̒̐͑͟ͅv̛͎̺̟̲̙̳̳͉̪̠͈̟̺̮ͤ́̿̇̒̓͑͌̅͛̅̃̑̎ͫͦ̋̿ͤ̀i͍̪͇̝̭̟̺ͩ̂͌̊́͠n̸͕̗͕̰͇͍̳̱͓̺͈̠̤̮̏̇̊̎̍ͫ̏͊̇͆ͧ̔ͩ́ͬ̽́̚͢c̸̛̯̹̞̞̞̹̈̈́̒̍̐̓͌̋͜e̛͚̣͓͔̩̹̖̝̭̮̞̘̬̙̥͚͓̥ͧͫ͆͒͑ͮͦ̈͊͠ͅ ͯ͐̋̆̇̌̓̀̌̎͑̅̒ͧ̈́̂ͧ̋͟҉͏͇͍̫̺͎̹̬̻p̠͙ͩ͗͌͛̇̊͋ͨ̂͐́̀̀̚͘ͅơ̡̠̤̹͈͓̱ͨ͆ͪ̓͛̈ͮ̑ͮ̓̃͆̑̀͘͝s̶͈͖̫͈̞͈͎̙̤̬͉̗͈̱͔̼̜̱ͪͫ̂́̇ͤ̓̏t̺̪͔̲͖͎̲̠͔̰̰̹̟̙̣͔͛͗ͥ̑͆̀͡ͅ ̡̮̺̘͈̺̮͓̲̠͔͖̗̘̠̲̼̟͖̔ͣͮͦ̾̍́͠a̢͉̦̖̭̣͓̬͓̰̠͗̌ͣͩ̀͞ͅͅ ̷̸̨̩̤̦͇̯͚̼̹̰̥͇̻͆ͨ̏ͬ͌ͩ̓ͧ̑̾͆́̆̒̀͡b̴̷̶̘̟̣̤ͮͩ̎̎̔̿ͤͫ͠u̵̗͔̜͙̳̭̤̝̦̞̱̲͈̪̳͔̩̩̾̑ͦ̿̈́̓̍ṉ̷̯̟͇̠̠͚̭̘̣͓̥͎̞̼̦͆ͨ̔̏͆̀͘͝c̶͎̠̤̞̦͔̩͚̹̟͔̯͂̓̄̓ͮ̀͘ͅh̢̥̹͎͔̟͍̝̒̍ͮ͂ͭ̊͌ͫͣͯͩ̇͜͡͞ ̡̘̝̺͖̩̖̭̬̯͙̜̩̘̪̹̮͙͕̲̒̉̄ͥ̔̎̽ͦ̂̐ͩ̍ͩ̐͒͜oͯ͌ͥ̃͋̍̾̅͒҉͝͏͔̤͇͙̼̺̬̣̫͎̭͎̰̺̠ͅf̛̪͍͙͚͖̭̘̘͙̥ͦͨ͑͒̒ͬ̑̑ͧ͆͗̈̈̑͒͘͜͟ ̫̪̭̝̦̦̗̭̬ͯ̈̿̈ͩ̾ͫ̍͋ͭ̓̌̃̄͌̚͜͝͠Á̶̴̢̘̖̱̭̠͍͖̟͖̅ͭͦ͑ͦ̎͐͑̆͗̎̽'̡̤̥͍̹͓̤͓̙̝̯̿ͭͭͧ͗̔ͨ̾̎̏̀ͣ̓ͣ̌̽ͤ͜s̢̩̰͇̠͔͎̰̟͎͇͖̫͍͕͇̫̩͐ͪ̐̾̌̈̀̃ͬ̋̌̌̽̓͆̓ͫ̏ͯ͡?̆͑̓ͯ̀̾̀̏̚͏͖̪̙͚̳͚͕́

Guys, I think your letters are b̗̗̘̘̖̘̗̈̈̃̄̆̆̆̄̄̃̄̆̈̋̊́̃̈̃̄̋̏̆̏̊̆̈̆̊̄̔̋̆̆̊̈̄̄̆́́̊̆̄̆̃̆̃̋̊̈̆̆̃́́̏̄̏̈̄̊̈̃̈̋̏̈̆̆̈̊̄̋̆̆̄̏̏̆̄̄̈̈̄̃̆̊̊̈̆̄̄̄̄̊̋̆̄̃̆̊̈̈̆̄̒̃̊̋̋́́̄̊̆̄̃́́̈̈̈̄̄̄̆̆̊̊́́̄̆̈̈̊̊̊́̄̋̊́̋̈̄̈̊̊̆̄̄̄̈̆̃̃̈̋̆̆̃̃̊̃̃̋̆̆̄̄̆̈̋̋́́̃̄̊́̈̈̈̃́̊̊̊̃̀̄̄̋̋̋̊̊̄̃̃̊̋̊̆̆̆̆̋́̃̋̏̏̏̏̏̏̐̏̏̆̈̈̊̏̄̃̈̃̃̄̃̃̃̃̄̄̆̈̈̄̄̄̆̈̊̊̆̄̄̄̋̋̋̋̋̆̈̈̈̆̊̋̏̏̏̏̏̏̊̄̋̋̋̆̄̊̊̄́́̊̊̆̄̄̈̊̈̃̃̃́̋̊̊́̈̋̋̋̆̃̃̋̋̋̊̊̈̆́̒̄̄̄̈̈̆̃̃̃̔̈̈̆̃́́̃̄̆̆̊̈̆̆̆̄̈̈̆̆̄̃̃̃̃̄̆̕̕̕̕̕roken

That post doesn't have enough zalgo on it.

I kinda wanna start keeping a dream journal, cuz I feel like my dreams strange and they could be cool inspiration for something creative someday, but...

If I wait to record a dream until I wake up in the morning, odds are I will already have forgotten some details. If I record a dream as soon as I wake up from it in the middle of the night, I'm sure I'd have trouble falling back asleep.

Easy, just hook up a machine that can read your thoughts and let it record the journal for you.

This message sponsored by the NSA.

RIP my life

I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

Happy Internationeezle Day!

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