Fun fact: I know the full name of every staff member except Yaya and Mymop

eta: okay apparently Thomas and Jorster are staff members as well, but my statement still stands. When I say every staff member, I mean EVERY staff member. I also know Yaya's first name and (presumably) Mymop's surname (lol)

No, Isa, my name is

Is it Yimmy?

if anyone on the interguild (not bang jan) knows my full name, pm me. It'll be interesting/scary

No, my username has nothing to do with my real name, guys.

your name is now adam. you can't change that

1-3 all happened on the interguild. 4 wasn't exactly private information. 5 might have been mentioned on the interguild at some point.

That said, I'm pretty sure that you (and Thomas) have a file somewhere that covers pretty much everything you've found out about every single member here.

This also isn't that surprising because I remember at some point there was a facebook page for the interguild or something. The surprising thing isn't that you've found our full names one way or another, it's that you care enough to have either not forgotten or stored that information somewhere.

you may or may not know mine. i think only jory knows it.

Quirvy, that is extremely accusatory. There is no such file (not on my computer at least, idk about Thomas). It's not my fault that I have a really good memory, okay? Are you saying that I should bang my head against the wall a couple of times to make myself forget these things? Because I can do that if you want.

sockeyesalmon14542, when I said every staff member, I meant every single staff member.

Because my name was mentioned here so many times I've been summoned

I just remembered that I helped compile said file and have a copy of it on a usb stick somewhere at my dads place. I don't remember hardly anything on it mind you, but I definitely remember saving the real names of people, including Yimmy, I just don't remember what those names were

Thomas is officially the creepiest person I know

Back in 2015 Thomas (under Lion's account) pm'ed me saying "hi (my first name)". I panicked for an hour or so, but he was fairly transparent how he found it so I was relieved to find that that's the only thing he could've found. What I'm most curious about is how much time and effort he spent to compile the file.

I have extreme respect for the Clique because they make me look better in comparison.

We lived to serve kolkon sugg my darvince when

NEW ROUND

1.) Which member used to be extremely enthusiastic about the niche web browser Avant? (two answers here)
2.) Which member once rejected his girlfriend in favour of programming?
3.) Which member has an edgy twitter where he claims to live in an "intellectual dark age"?

1) Livio and Haily?
2) Thomas
3) Yimmy

0/3, soz

1. me! and Quirvy.?
2. Yaya?
3. Dando/Sefro?

1/3 (quirvy is not the second avant fanboy)

shos and jebby
haily?
snipereborn?

1. shos and jellsprout
2. jazz
3. Thomas

sadly, none of you are even close (except the shos part)

Shos and CSD
Livio
Sefro

shos and cedric
binaryguy
kooler

still no hits but rocketguy2 is on the right track(-ish)