They do. Now I will move on from that topic. Do you know how annoying is it to have SACKS OF FAT on your CHEST? Stupid men staring at them. They're a PAIN!
I feel like I should have some questions that stick out, but I don't, really. The main mystery surrounding you as a person was what you really were. At some point it became clear that you weren't as young as you claimed to be, but there were just things that didn't make sense. I'm pretty sure at some point the theory that you and HB were the same person got thrown around, but it didn't entirely add up. Maybe the others did, but for some reason I never considered that you were both just trolling us. I thought either HB quit a long time ago, or there was only one person.
I'll give you some props for some of the older trolling you did. Sometimes you took it too far, but other times you were actually funny. My favorite example was how one time Isa posted "I hate bongo drums" in the chatbox, because his neighbors were being loud or something, and soon after the spam account "Bongo Drums" was made. Also, the who should marry neezles topic was a classic. Often, it was just a nuisance, but I have some good memories of that stuff. All of that stuff was way more entertaining than the garbage trolling Thomas has been doing on here lately.
When Won Ki had a conversation with some other spam account, was that one person using both accounts at once, or was one Won Ki and the other the magical fairy dude? Also, what did pinata apple do to make it memorable?
I remember someone on the staff finding records of you trolling another website, some neopets wikipedia thing. I remember reading through some of it, and "_____ on Wheels" was a repeated username you'd make. What was the deal with that site? What exactly did you do there?
Also, what were your intentions with the Bryan account?
HB and I have always been two different people. I was never HB on the original IG but sometimes I commandeered her account during her short return here. Sometimes she helps me troll but usually it's just me. That neodex trolling actually wasn't me, I was an admin on that site and someone hated me so much they were making troll accounts and using me. Bryan was Hannah's idea, we got a fresh new IP and was trying to be a legit, mature member to be promoted as staff and then wreck the whole website and ban everyone.
Looking back at it, it looks like Isa correctly analyzed what happened:
'Isa' said:
The vandal was apparently somebody else, who took the name A Neezies A, but with a large i - making it A NeezIes A. It works in the font they're using over there, apparently.
lol, is it possible HB was the troll?
It took 3 days for us post about Bryan in the staff forum (not about a potential promotion), so your ambitions for Bryan were probably too high. Since you weren't doing anything harmful, though, we figured it would be better to leave you alone, rather than try to take action and risk drama.
Imtimi got caught making a spam account pretending to be a spam account made by you a couple days earlier, and as a result some of us that it was him at first thought. Then Bryan kind of dropped off the radar because we were planning for April Fools, then towards April Fools I eliminated imtimi for sure, and figured that it must either be you or Thomas, and then Isa pinned Bryan as you based on some IP stuff. So much speculation and analysis about Bryan's behavior, suspicious coincidences, ect. Looking back at it, it kind of reminds me of playing mafia. Not being able to trace Bryan's IP for about a month made it more mysterious.
Because I doubt that anyone is really going to care about the confidentiality of this anymore (this was like 3 years ago, there's nothing really worth hiding here), here's some relevant staff conversation about Bryan for those interested:
Spoiler:
'canadianstickdeath' said:
So Bryan is imtimi again or something.......
'Quirvy' said:
I don't know what it is. My attempts to IP trace have been unsuccessful.
But by the times that his posts were made, I don't think it was imtimi, but it still could be him I guess.
'canadianstickdeath' said:
Just the way he asks questions seems -too- innocent.
'Sefro' said:
'Bryan' said:
Quote:
Technically it is All-Game. I did not know if all the Mario games were counted as Platformer games (who uses that system anyway?), so I made it an All-Game competition. I hoped you were all intelligent enough not to enter any non-Mario game.
Super Mario World is the only Mario game that is not counted as a platformer game, so why not just change Super Mario World to a platformer game so this competition isn't an "all-game" competition and change it back when this is over?
He shares Timi's trait of being too eager to criticize things.
Timi comes back, this guy joins a few days later claiming that a friend he doesn't know the username of referred him here, and then he starts asking innocent and dumb questions ("What is the Interguild Mafia? You guys aren't a real mafia, like the ones that kill people, right?"), and behaving and typing like Timi.
He's Timi.
'Quirvy' said:
I still have a little doubt that it's him. Not that it isn't him, but what caught my eye was the time that he posted this post. He lives on the west coast, so that would be about 9am for him. I also noticed that he stayed up until 6am EST the night of his "return", because of how late that would be, even for him(3am)(BTW some of you guys really need to go to bed earlier). So if it was him, he'd probably have had a reason, other than to try to troll us, to be up so early. And either way he just doesn't strike me as the kind of guy that would spend time in the morning to go onto the interguild and say "Reggie Hack? Isn't hacking illegal?"
But I definitely think something is fishy with this member, between the mysteriously untraceable IP address(I'm not alone on this, right?), his weird comments on everything (haven't payed too much attention to any of them), and cuz I also remember his second comment in the chatbox asking us how he could have a colored username, and I thought it was odd for a supposedly new member to think that his gold text wasn't colored when no one else had gold text in the chatbox(pretty much everyone is colored now days). But I still feel like that's looking too deep into it, since pretty much all links on this site are gold. But still...
Okay, I just read over the chatbox posts, and you may be right. The posts seem extremely bland, that's all I can really say about them. Or maybe we're talking to a robot? Notice how he copied and pasted nebnebben's entire chatbox name when he thanked him, and how he inquired about "THomas"' karma.
'Sefro' said:
I said "Hey Timi" shortly after he logged on, he refreshed once after that, and then disappeared. Pretty sure it's Timi.
'jellsprout' said:
I doubt he is a new member. But if it is Imtimi, Neezles making a more serious attempt or someone entirely new, I don't know. Nor do I care. As long as this member doesn't hurt the community, I don't see reason to take action.
'Quirvy' said:
Thu. 12:59pm - Bryan I don't know who CSD is, but either way, happy birthday.
Thu. 1:00pm - Bryan I see, it's canadianstickdeath.
Man, I dunno how to wish CSD a happy birthday now, because there's no way I can top Bryan.
Whoever it is the 'joke' they're making is the tendency to take everything entirely literal, as in not being able to figure out that canadianstickdeath is CSD, or that post about mafia, referring to nebnebben in the chatbox by his entire chatbox name (to emphasize the trait). One interesting thing is that he doesn't refer to thomas by his chatbox name of curvy, despite calling nebnebben by his full chatbox name. Instead he calls him by his literal, correct cased username, "THomas", maybe to emphasize that he calls people by names that most people would not call them by, like how we all say CSD but he says, "Oh, I see that it's canadianstickdeath.", making sure to leave the C lowercase, while he'd capitalize the D in Dando.
Another example of him taking things literal, is openly questioning nebneb about his age being 91.
Whatever it is, at least this is something different and somewhat interesting, a change from the usual neezles garbage, like pretending to be being hacked by her sister, and then pretending to pretend to be her mom, or rob garrett, or use of the word "Gertrude"
'Sefro' said:
It is nice to have someone new to add to the activity, but I wish they'd just be themselves. Timi, or Neezles or whatever, would be much more interesting to talk to without the whole newbie facade.
'canadianstickdeath' said:
Bryan just submitted a game without filling in any fields... :/
'Quirvy' said:
Sun. 7:28pm - Bryan Is Isa short for isawithappen?
...
'Quirvy' said:
Also,
'Bryan, in a PM to D52,' said:
Why do I get a giant smilie when I visit your page?
To top off this PM was this oversized avatar accompanying it:
'Quirvy' said:
Also, I'm just going to throw it out there that I suspect that Bryan is Thomas. Just a gut feeling, but if it turns out true, you heard it here first.
'Isa' said:
'Bryan' said:
'Yaya' said:
So... I consider Denzel Washington to be leagues above Will Smith.
As I see it, his acting isn't up to snuff and he plays the same character in every movie. While I'm not saying he is in any way horrible, I believe it's inarguable that The Pursuit of Happyness was a better and more emotionally-invested movie than Man on Fire, or even John Q.
This does NOT sound like Thomas in any way. It's Imtimi if you ask me.
edit: Oops, copypasta from the Rules. Nevermind then...but I still think it is Imtimi.
'jellsprout' said:
*spoiler alert*
Everybody on the Interguild is Imtimi, except you.
'Quirvy' said:
I'm not saying that we should pursue bryan and try to find out who he is, I'm just throwing it out there. I have actual reasons for why I think it might be Thomas, but I'm not saying anything until after april 1st, in case he's trying to pull a midnight on us. Although I don't know quite how that would work.
You're right about that sounding like imtimi, though. But actually now that I realize it was from the rules I could see that being Thomas.
'a_neezles_a' said:
I know (s)he's a troll, but still it's a PM related to the a_neezles_a takeover:
'Bryan' said:
You don't even know how to spell worshipping.
'a_neezles_a' said:
The Pineapple Political Party states that the the current leader of the Pineappleguild may spell any word however that person may choose to, under the Administrator Authoritative Act, effective 2011. This is not a matter of discussion.
'Quirvy' said:
So I didn't explain why I suspected Thomas back then as Bryan, so I might as well do it now, but I'm a little less confident now, because it also looks like it could be neezles.
I first suspected it was Thomas about a day before I posted so on here, but it was just a "Hey, what if Thomas was Bryan" thought, and then I realized that Bryan and Thomas seemed to never be online at the same time.
Then the next day I watch Thomas disappear, and then Bryan come online immediately after, and Bryan attackingly ask Thomas why he even cared about someone else' karma. I publicly asked Thomas to reply to my PM(which was a decoy pm), but he didn't log back on, and he actually never responded to my decoy PM.
It wasn't until I persisted in trying to find an IP searcher that wouldn't give me an invalid response that I was feeling more confident
to compare the following two IP addresses(it only returns a city name and supposedly coordinate, the first being Bryan's, the second being Thomas.
[removed] But wait!
If you're going to use that feature to see for yourself, you might as well enter in this 3rd IP address.
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That last one belongs to neezles. I didn't try doing it until I tried comparing it to neezles and imtimi as well, because those were the more prominent suspects according to you guys, and according to you guys it was more imtimi, and it's almost certainly not imtimi.
[...]
So, Bryan was created just days(2) after imtimi's fake neezle spam account, which is why some of you jumped to the conclusion that it might be or probably is imtimi.
I didn't realize this until after I told you guys I suspected it was Thomas, but imtimi revealed to Thomas that my first name was Ryan right after he came out as being imtimi. I'd been keeping as much information away from Thomas as possible, even though he does have my IP address. So naturally, a few days after he learns that my name is ryan, we get a new member named bryan, who's likely a spam account...
A reason for why Bryan wouldn't be neezles would be because neezles always has kept the same type of style, blatant spamming or acting like a little kid. The style of Bryan seemed completely new to me from the start, with him taking everything literal, and not being able to connect immediately that CSD was canadianstickdeath. I do find it interesting that he stepped out of character to make a reference to the forum rules. Knowing how neezles knows every small interguild joke there is, you might think that this would hint to it being her, but if it was neezles, wouldn't she have instead said "Yeah? Well you're an idiotic piece of trash and I don't even care what you think, anyway."? Maybe not, but you can't really say that Thomas wouldn't do it, either.
[...]
Here's an IP trace website that can trace Bryans IP:
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Use the same thing to trace the other 2 IPs I mentioned, and it'll look look like Thomas lives somewhere else, and neezles is Bryan. But if you trace those other 2 IPs on here:
Thomas: [removed]
Neezles: [removed]
You'll find that their locations switched, and it looks like Thomas is Bryan, now, and neezles is somewhere else. Keep in mind that you can't actually trace Bryan's IPs on this website.
And there are many IP's of both of them(more with thomas, I think), which I believe you will find will switch locations.
I don't know what to make of it, though. The closely located IP's would have been what would have sealed the deal that it was Thomas, but because neezles is also in the vicinity, we can't say for sure that it's either one of them, and keep in mind that this doesn't mean that Thomas is neezles, just that Thomas and neezles probably live very close to eachother. Although I have pondered that possibility, I just don't think that he'd be able to do that.
Anyways, what are your thoughts?
'jellsprout' said:
'Quirvy' said:
The closely located IP's would have been what would have sealed the deal that it was Thomas, but because neezles is also in the vicinity, we can't say for sure that it's either one of them, and keep in mind that this doesn't mean that Thomas is neezles, just that Thomas and neezles probably live very close to eachother. Although I have pondered that possibility, I just don't think that he'd be able to do that.
Reading your post, I was planning to reply with this. That the entire Thomas persona, up to and including his gaining the trust of Haily on IceCaves to become a mod there, was just all one elaborate scheme of Neezeles to thoroughly troll us.
I wouldn't exactly be surprised if Neezles tried a different approach with Bryan. We have already seen from the PPT site and the HB account that Neezles can be very mature if she wants to be. It could be that she realized that her childish spamming was getting old or that the accounts were getting banned before she would even exit the sign-up screen, and simply tried a new approach.
'Sefro' said:
I don't know what to think about Bryan. He's obviously not a unique member, but there's really no telling if he's Neezles, Thomas, or Imtimi. For the record, I don't think Thomas and Neezles are the same person.
I suppose we could just confront him about it, but... it'd probably be more entertaining to wait for him to drop more clues so we can figure it out.
'Isa' said:
[removed IP stuff]
Bryan =/= Thomas.
...
'canadianstickdeath' said:
Bryan's "sister" joined. Probability that both are neezles: 97%.
'Isa' said:
'canadianstickdeath' said:
Bryan's "sister" joined. Probability that everyone on the Interguild are neezles: 97%.
This is what you are really thinking.
'canadianstickdeath' said:
The only way that you could know what I'm thinking is if you're me, and if you're me then we could both be Neezles.
The evidence is mounting.
'Quirvy' said:
'canadianstickdeath' said:
Bryan's "sister" joined. Probability that both are neezles: 97%.
That low?
Looking back at it, and also thinking about how I acted in the mafia games, I get too caught up in the more elaborate scenarios.
What were your thoughts on the april fools neezles takeover and Internationeezle Day?
I did think that maybe the troll was HB, but the troll was way too inappropriate. HB never does that kind of stuff. Besides the other staff would've figured out the IP's, in fact I also theorize that maybe it was someone on the interguild.
Wow, you guys thought Bryan was Timi? And I thought maybe it was too obvious that it was me. I have no idea why Bryan's IP was untraceable though, it was probably because my family set up a new IP address and there were maybe problems with the ISP. Neezles. After a while I stopped being Bryan and it was more HB, but I'm pretty sure that I was the one who wrote the signature shop and she wrote the Super Mario thing. I'm pretty sure we stopped doing it because of Cathy giving it away (which I made). I'm not sure if you know this but Kittikiyana was Hannah being a legit member, and I was never HB_1 and I still don't know who it is. My first account on here was a_neezles_a and maybe it was HB but she says it's not, so I'm gonna go with that. I thought Bryan's IP would trace to Surrey for sure. I can't remember Bryan submitting a game with no fields, but I remember submitting Faerie Caves and getting it rejected. HB stays up late so she was the one posting at 3 am, and I wake up early so I was the one posting at 9 am.
I loved the April Fools neezles takeover and I'm very happy that you all love me so much to pull an entire day's prank dedicated to me. I also like internationeezles day but I keep forgetting what day it is and I think it's on rememberance day so I'm busy and can't do anything. And I can't remember what it was a part of but I liked how you guys search me up on google and copied the ABC's game from "Dawnie". -J
Well, it was obvious that the account was illegitimate, but the problem was that between you, imtimi, and Thomas all causing trouble back then, it was hard to figure out who it was without being able to trace the IP.
You're confused about the 3am and 9am posting times thing. I think what I was saying was that imtimi was online at 3am a few nights ago (or the night before), so he would be unlikely to get up at 9am, the time that Bryan was posting.
I guess it's actually kind of nice to know that you saw it and got the reference, because unless we at some point explicitly linked to it somewhere, there's pretty much no way that anyone was going to have ever seen the original post. Perhaps it was kind of just to give you your own treatment. Typically you're the one making obscure references to really old forum posts we made, but here the roles were reversed.
relevant staff post:
Spoiler:
'Quirvy' said:
I realized that it wouldn't make sense for neezles to make a lengthy post, because she doesn't ever really do that. So it's not going to be some sort of D52 takeover post. I also tried to base it off of when she first came back, with the pineapple political party being a reference to the Peech Political Party. I'm not sure it sounds like her.
Quote:
I'm back! Did you guys miss me? ^_^;
I left last time because of some mean mods, but don't worry because the Pineapple Political Party is now in charge and you won't have to deal with them anymore.
The Pineapple Political Party is making a few minor changes, but they're for the best and you probably won't even notice them!
Of course we'll have to follow this up with some spam topics, which I'd suggest we copy and paste from some of neezles' posts from other forums, and then edit it to be a little more self-centered and childish.
EX:
Quote:
So basically, I post a word, you post a word starting with B, then C, and blah blah blah. The cycle goes on until Z, and the cycle restarts from A. Your word must have more than 6 letters.
Antidisestablishmentarianism
to
Quote:
I post a word, you post a word starting with B, then C, and blah blah blah. It goes on until you hit Z, and the we restart at A again.
a_neezles_a
Anyways, feel free to post a suggested change to any of this.