i think i tried to do that during one of the games...

  

POLL: What would you like to suggest the group do to pass the time?

Have Thomas host a game of 2 player mafia	4 votes - 27%
Count to 5000					3 votes - 20%
Dig holes and give them names			5 votes - 33%
Intellectual conversation about being animals	3 votes - 20%

You suggest that the group dig holes and give them names. Thomas agrees with this, thinking that Kooler, you and Capitan Obvio all deserve a proper burial. Harumbai is also down with it, and states "I like naming holes...".

Thomas digs an enormous, deep hole, and names it "Death Trap". You make sure to steer clear of it.

Harumbai digs a simple yet elegant hole. It is given the name "Anne-Marie"

You feel your hole is near-perfect. It's not too deep, not too shallow, and also very round. But you struggle to think of a proper name for it.

While you think about all the possibilities, Kooler appears over Thomas' hole and plummets to his death. You assume that Shavey night killed him for being the only confirmed town. You also suspect you'll be seeing Shavey very soon.

But the question remains. What will you name your hole?

a. Mike
b. Billy
c. Horace
d. John Smith
e. Elizabeth

How about "Mike"?

I like Billy.

Noone will vote for Horace, so I'm voting that.

Mike was my suggestion in the chat box, so that.

John Smith. this is the only unique name in the options, I'm sure that nobody has such a name.

I can't vote because I've already named my hole Anne-Marie.

It should be named Billy. Then they have a place to store their books.

John Smith because then I can ask my hole about economics.

Billy, because it's another way to say Bill, which is a version of Will, which is short for William, which seems like a fancy name.

Horace, what a horrible name.

  

POLL: What will you name your hole?

Mike		3 votes - 20%
Billy		3 votes - 20%
Horace		5 votes - 33%
John Smith	3 votes - 20%
Elizabeth	1 votes - 7%

After thinking it over, you decide that you will name your hole Horace. A lovely hole it is.

Time passes, holes are dug, and as you expected Shavey joins your group, being exposed by Kooler as a killer. He points out that his lynch was led by Kooler who he killed the night before. He makes a note to kill people more anonymously.

He also reveals that he's not mafia, but instead a serial killer. You already knew this, as you already know the roles of everybody since you followed the originating mafia game. Shavey notes that the mafia has not yet been sniffed out.

It dawns upon you that Sniper, Shos, Kooler and Jazz probably don't know that they're all town yet, nor do the rest of these guys know that there is no mafia. What do you do?

a. Inform your fellow dead hole-diggers of this shocking information
b. Kill yourself so that you can watch how the rest of the game plays out from the afterlife
c. Stay silent and continue digging holes as if you know nothing
d. Move the dead bodies to Thomas' hole, then worry about what to do. Decomposing bodies neither look nor smell good.

Guys. I must return to the game. Goodbye.

*commits suicide*

No need for bodies to hang around.

Stay silent. Diggy diggy hole!

Do you know the SMELL decomposing bodies give off?! We HAVE to get rid of them!

...speaking from experience?

put them in Thomas hole

I would be.
I mean.... um, no. Why would you think such a thing?

  

POLL: What will you do, knowing what everybody else does not know?

Shocking reveal			1 votes - 7%
Return to the afterlife		2 votes - 13%
Act like you know nothing	2 votes - 13%
Bury decomposing bodies		10 votes - 67%

You decide to lay the bodies to rest in Thomas' hole. It's not an easy nor pleasant task, but you're doing well. Halfway through, you pause and notice that there is a line of Hannah's waiting to jump into Harumbai's hole, "Anne-Marie."

Just as you heave the last one in, the ground gives way beneath you, and you slide down a passageway that leads into Thomas' hole. "Death Trap" continues to live up to it's name. You die. If you were still alive you would use the facepalm smilie to express your embarrassment over the fact that you forgot that you were supposed to steer clear of "Death Trap"

Oh well. Now you're back in the afterlife again. What do you do?

a. Party with the Hannah's
b. Chill with Capitan Oblivio
c. Read the latest weekly updates
d. Chill with the army of neezle spam accounts

Chill with Obvio.

Read the latest updates. I'm sure I'll die from depression and go back to the land of the living.

Read the (oldest) news updates. (I think I'm in that hole!)

Read the latest update, because I've forgotten it already.