Don't you just love it when a new poll starts on the next page?

POLL: What do?

Party with the Hannah's				0 votes - 0%
Chill with Capitan Oblivio			1 votes - 10%
Read the latest weekly updates			8 votes - 80%
Chill with the army of neezle spam accounts	1 votes - 10%

You decide that since you're here with a dead things, you might as well take the opportunity to read weekly updates again. You note some of the interesting storylines including but not limited to:

•HatPC Party in Afterlife broken up by police
•Neezles has died, and is now running amok in the afterlife causing trouble for everyone who is no longer alive
•Jazz is latest person lynched in local mafia game
•Newcomer Livio's body finally discovered in Arizona, explaining his absence from "The Interguild"
•It is 34°F (1°C) in hell, just above freezing over
•The stairway to heaven has been temporarily closed for maintenance and should be reopened by next week.

You skip to the end past all of this boring post to get to the post of the week, but to your disappointment, it is a lamp post instead of a forum post.

You figure that you should probably check out what's going on in the mafia game again, but there's so much to do, it's not every day you're in the afterlife! What do you do, with all of this new knowledge regarding the afterlife?

a. Go neezles hunting. The afterlife needs to be cleansed of this washed up troll.
b. Try to hide from neezles at all costs. There are things that you want don't want to see up here, and she's pretty high on that list.
c. Track down Livio and chat him up. You're curious to hear how he died.
d. Visit Hell. You've always wondered what it was like down there.

Hunt down Livio

Nice place for a vacation.

Wait, Miami is home to Hell? I thought Hell existed below Miami, and every other continent =S

That's Michigan. Miami is a city in Florida...

There's also Hell, Norway, D**** Canada, F****** Austria, and Poo, Spain. However only Hell, Norway is relevant.

How much more of a douche can I be? w(òˏˍˎó w)

Track down Livio.

Tonight we dine in Hell!

*checks off bucket list*

Indeed.

  

POLL: Now what would you like to do?

Hunt down neezles	2 votes - 15%
Hide from neezles	0 votes - 0%
Track down Livio	5 votes - 38%
Go to Hell		6 votes - 46%

You decide to take a pleasant stroll in Hell. You've always wanted to go there on vacation, and now's your chance!

You would have expected before that it would be hot, but as the weekly update said it was cold. And it's also raining. If it was just a little bit colder, it would be snowing, but instead you're getting soaked at temperatures just above freezing. You realize that you are indeed in Hell.

While you're here, you notice Haily in front of a post office. It's a good thing he's not active enough to recognize you, otherwise this could have been pretty awkward.

Anyways, you're hungry. Where would you like to dine?

a. Rob's Diner
b. McDonalds
c. Hellsprouts Country Cooking
d. Livio's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

What the hell? Hell isn't hell here, I guess. *goes to hell number two*

Nothing is ever as it appears to be

Micky D's.

McDonald's, because hell am I ever craving that big, juicy mouth-watering McChicken with the crispiest lettuce, warmest chicken, and flipping amazing sauce with an extra large mouth-tingling cold Coke...

...are you guys hungry now? I know I am.

...I hate you.

McDonalds has the best fries.

Although I wouldn't mind going to  Livio's All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet.

I'm glad I could help, Sniper! =)

Are you Hungary for some Greece? Go to Hellsprout's Country Cooking, where your favorite country will be served just the way you like it!

There's Norway I could have a Turkey served with a Canada Chile?

Ah, Turkey. That was the country I was looking for. Hungary for some Turkey with Greece?

Jellsprout made me very Hungary, so I just HAD to Russia over there. I Czech'ed the menu, and it all sounded quite good. The food was served on fine China, and after I was Finnished, i felt suuuper Greeced out.

Changed vote. Now going to Hellsprout's.

  

POLL: Where would you like to dine?

Rob's Diner			1 votes - 8%
McDonalds			2 votes - 17%
Hellsprout's Country Cooking	5 votes - 42%
Livio's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet	4 votes - 33%

You choose to eat at Hellsprout's Country Cooking. The Chili was great, but you felt that there was too much Greece in the Turkey.

You decide that now you've dined in hell, maybe you should revisit the mafia game going on. You do so.

Only Kooler and Sniper remain.

"Well I know that I'm not town, so you must be mafia" declared Kooler.
"Well I'm definitely not mafia. And I can prove it, too. I am The PR Guy, a member of the Neopets Team. With my impressive conversational aptitude and distractingly nice jacket, I am able to sway the public opinion and pardon a player of my choice (besides myself of course) from being lynched."
"Alright. I guess I'll have to see if this works. Vote: Kooler. Now pardon me."
"Vote: Kooler"
With 2 votes, Kooler has been lynched.

Kooler was The Mortician, Town Aligned.

It is now night time.


As a Pony Trainer, you are able to do a variety of night actions. Which one will you use tonight?

a. Night Kill: Sniper
b. Roleblock: Sniper
c. Investigate: Sniper
d. Hide
e. Do nothing