what do you mean? I'll never forget Gregory, and he's never gone outta my mind.

  

POLL: What are you forgetting about?

Karma Chameleon			0 votes - 0%
Gregory				6 votes - 50%
Capitan Obvio			1 votes - 8%
Catching up to the sunset	5 votes - 42%

As you sit beside the fire, you suddenly remember that you still don't know what happened to Gregory! You just woke up, and he was gone, replaced by Capitan Obvio.

You decide that you must return to Mexico to search for him. So you do what any ration human being would do and commit suicide.

You're now back where you were before, in some Mexican desert. But oh, dammit! There's this giant Karma Chameleon trying to give you even more negative karma! What are you going to do about this?

a. Karma nuke
b. Dig a hole and call it a day and then hide in a day
c. Retaliate by -1ing the Karma Chameleon lots of times
d. Ignore him and roam the desert searching for Gregory

He speaks of the truth. Good sir.

Gregory, here I come!

Please, I want my Gregory back

D: D

Woah, gregory should be nominated for 2012's fav newmember

sorry guys, i misclicked on the poll.
switched to gregory!

I'm pretty sure this has been discussed before, but how does one misclick a poll? It takes two clicks.

Yes, but maybe you don't have a very decent mouse.

i pressed retaliate at first, didn't notice, then pressed the button.

I am the 7%.

I was thinking that we should destroy the Karma Chameleon because it's holding Gregory captive.

  

POLL: What are you going to do about this Karma Chameleon?

Karma nuke			1 votes - 7%
Dig hole, hide			0 votes - 0%
Retaliate			0 votes - 0%
Ignore, search for Gregory	13 votes - 93%

You choose to ignore it, seeing as how you have more important things to do.

As a result, your karma is now lower than Jellsprout's.

You finally get away from all of those guys with their karma, and now you can begin the search. Where do you search for Gregory?

a. Back where the Karma Chameleon was
b. Gulf Coast
c. Yucatán Peninsula
d. Mexico City
e. The US/Mexico Border


Also going back to that poll about forgetting things, I should have included "You still haven't found Dando52 in Mexico"

Yucatán Peninsula here I come!

The border of course. Gregory is very likely to try and resist, so that is the starting point. I'll go there.

The Gulf Coast.  My Gregory loved to swim.

  

POLL: Where do you search for Gregory?

Back where the Karma Chameleon was	1 votes - 10%
Gulf Coast				1 votes - 10%
Yucatán Peninsula			4 votes - 40%
Mexico City				2 votes - 20%
The US/Mexico Border			2 votes - 20%

You search for your old pal the pony in the Yucatán Peninsula for some reason. You think you're almost onto his trail, but suddenly, a hurricane!



What do you do?

a. Stay clear of windows and take cover in a ditch
b. Head to higher ground
c. Get under a desk or table, or stand against an interior wall
d. Stop, drop and roll
e. Apply salt to the pathways leading out from your home

Come on guys, it's clearly e. Looks as if most people wouldn't survive long in a hurricane.

Oh, is it 2005 or 2011?

Perhaps, but do you have any idea of the cost of salt these days? This would cause poor little You to go bankrupt and then we'll never find Gregory. Stop, drop, (rock) and roll is most definitely the best course of action here.

My house is made of salt... so what do i do?

LOL, of course you're going to stop, drop and roll when a hurricane comes. Psychology 101

  

POLL: Hurricane. What do you do?

Stay clear of windows and take cover in a ditch			1 votes - 8%
Head to higher ground						2 votes - 17%
Get under a desk or table, or stand against an interior wall	1 votes - 8%
Stop, drop and roll						5 votes - 42%
Apply salt to the pathways leading out of your house		3 votes - 25%

You figure that since there's a hurricane, you better stop drop and roll. So you stop drop and roll. It's really windy and it's raining so hard that you can't see anything if you could see forward which you can't because you're too busy rolling around on the ground getting all muddy. You hear a voice and stop, so that you may hear better.

"Below the pigeon discriminates the participating rose."

What does this mean?

a. Under some pigeon is a rose that knows where Gregory is
b. Gregory doesn't like flowers
c. Flowers are racist
d. People under pigeons are racists
e. It's a metaphor because people who discriminate are thorny like roses, and will eventually get what's coming to them, just as how the rose will get pooped on by the pigeon

Gregory doesn't like flowers

Flowers are racist!!!! D:<