Sad face. No flowers.

You you you, know where Gregory is!

RACIST FLOWERS!

The flowers doesn't like me. It's because I'm black, isn't it!?

Flowers ARE racists. Everyone knows that.

  

POLL: What does it mean?

Under some pigeon is a rose that knows where Gregory is		1 votes - 9%
Gregory doesn't like flowers					2 votes - 18%
Flowers are racist						5 votes - 45%
People under pigeons are racists				1 votes - 9%
It's a complicated metaphor that's too long for an option	2 votes - 18%

You decide that from not on you will view flowers as the racist pigs that they are. You notice there’s a geranium nearby. That jerk is probably harassing Mexicans and accusing them of “stealing jobs” from Americans. You stomp that ungrateful bigot into the ground. Then you notice that it’s no longer hurricaning outside, and you can freely resume your search for Gregory. Especially now that the Geranium has been taken care of.

You spot a cave entrance nearby, with a sign in front of it that reads, “…Imperio!”

What do you do?

a. Go in; Gregory might be in there
b. Pass; Risk is not worth the reward that might not be there
c. Call a professional to handle this; you are no spelunker

Anything for Gregory!

Gregory, my pal... I AM here for you!

Pass.
Been there, done that.

That actually reminds me, now that we've got this whole fiddler thing to dance around the uploader glitch, are you gonna make an Imperio walkthrough? Or is it a completely hopeless cause because by this point not even you know how to beat it?

I probably know how to beat the first 5 minutes of gameplay or so; but that would be roughly 1/20th of the cave. It is sort of hopeless because of my real-life time limits. Have I not shown in a video how to beat the first trap of imperio? that vid should be around 30 seconds long I think, it includes the starting trap.

  

POLL: What do you do?

Go in			7 votes - 50%
Pass			1 votes - 7%
Call a professional	6 votes - 43%

You decide that because you're a man, you can handle this.

Just like the last time you decided to be a man, you die before you know what's going on.

You are approached by a creature claiming to be Livio's picture. How do you proceed?

a. Sounds legitimate. Check it out.
b. IT'S A TRAP! Run away!
c. What's going on? Where am I?

ITS A TRAP!

I can escape that.

It's probably legit.

Wha? Where am... I?

And just like that, we've got a three way tie.

This reminds me of shos' dud of the week attempt. Even though I was one of the 6 pity raters, it is my opinion that he sealed his fate with that big obnoxious smilie at the end of his post. But at least he accomplished his goal of bumping up activity for a few days.

Everything shos posted in that topic went wrong in one way or another...but IDK how you're connecting these two events?

All of the votes are canceling eachother out in this poll? Although I guess technically it would be more related if it one of the options was winning by a large margin. I dunno, the situation just reminded me of it.

lol I see no way in which these are related O_o so what are we going to do with the poll?! we need a tiebreaker

FTR option 1 has one more vote now

  

POLL: How do you proceed?

Sounds legitimate. Check it out.	5 votes - 31%
IT'S A TRAP! Run away!			5 votes - 31%
What's going on? Where am I?		6 votes - 38%

You find yourself confused. In the confusion, Livio’s picture turned out to be Neezles, and killed you. Ouch. You’re back inside …Imperio!

What do you do?

a. Continue to attempt to reach the end of it
b. Click “quit”
c. Click “restart”
d. Do nothing and see if anything interesting happens.

I vote "keep playing" for president, because I'm a gamer. I won't stop until the job is done!
jack layton

*is lazy*
*does nothin*