I'd have to go with Farmer Dandonovitch.
I've been waiting especially for this round.

Dando fake beats CSD fake

LOL "Farmer Dandonovitch". Pure fail. (nod)

I dunno about waiting especially for this round. Dando and CSD are very evenly matched, but this is not Dando and CSD.

I thought DialUpManCSD was a funny username, but it pretty much ends there. I feel like Farmer Dandonovitch is one of Neezles' best known spam accounts, because of its obscure reference Of course, it's possible that that's just me and it's not actually well know, but I feel like this matchup favors Farmer Dandonovitch. I see this being somewhere along the lines of 8-4, Farmer Dandonovitch. Maybe even more lopsided. Of course, I thought that Karma Chameleon was going to win in a blowout, but it was a very close race, so what do I know?

Of first round matchups, the one that I thought looked most interesting was probably blacknn vs Bongo Drums. I liked Bongo Drums, and blacknn was a pretty solid reference to blueym/purpleyn. But that ended up being a blowout. For the second round, I like the KC vs Pinataapple matchup, and the Bongo Drums vs Won Ki matchup.

I'm getting pressure from the chatbox to call this match early, but I will refrain from doing so, for the sake of maintaining score consistencies. Plus I'm not planning on starting the next round in the next few days, because I won't be very active and also just because we should have a break between this round and the following ones. With that in mind, poll suggestions with options would be appreciated. I'll try to make an effort to come online to switch the polls.




Unlike Livio...

the Farmer of course. the other is just ooooh soooo sloooowww....

I'll hit you with my pitchfork if you come anywhere near me crops...

You wake up and realise that everything that happened since you killed Captain Oblivio was just a dream brought about by the fever from the raging infection caused by the wounds you received during the fight. What is the first thing you do?
1. Go back to sleep. My immune system is the $%^&.
2. Use a rock that has been sitting in the scorching desert sun to cauterise the wound.
3. Scream for Gregory.
4. Eat the extremity that has the wound on it. That way, it can't get infected.
5. Use a splinter of Capitan Oblivio's bones to try to suture the wound shut.
6. Lick the wound. That always helps.

The farmer wins 11-2. New poll added. Also i cant just pretend everything that happened in the storyline was just a dream. Then all of those polls would have been for nothing!

Stop tempting mee!!

superscript; it's easier than subscript and it looks stupid as a choice since it doesn't work there.

  

Superscript						3 votes - 21%
Subscript						1 votes - 7%
Bmwsu/Captain Annoying chatbox censors			2 votes - 14%
the random color generator that darvince found		0 votes - 0%
the random color generator that darvince hasnt found	4 votes - 29%
"Greetings"/"Goodbye, dear sir or madam" censors	4 votes - 29%

I guess that it was too tough to decide. Tie.

New poll. Which US city that you've never heard of before would you most like to move to?

a. Fillmore, Utah
b. Bithlo, Florida
c. Oroville, California
d. Reform, Alabama
e. Carrington, North Dakota
f. Malone, New York

Bithlo. I've been to Florida SEVERAL times before. I'm moving there when I'm older. ;D

Malone. The others are in hot-ish climates, methinks. <3 cold.

North Dakota is hot-ish?

Well, I'd prefer to avoid the rural southern or northern states, so no ND or Alabama. Utah's a no-no, and Cedric's going to Florida, so I guess I'll settle on Malone...

Forever Malone.

It had to be said.

Fillmore of course. endless refills?

Fillmore, so I'll Fillmore better.

  

POLL: Which US city that you've never heard of would you most want to move to?

Fillmore, Utah			2 votes - 18%
Bithlo, Florida			1 votes - 9%
Oroville, California		2 votes - 18%
Reform, Alabama			1 votes - 9%
Carrington, North Dakota	0 votes - 0%
Malone, New York		5 votes - 45%

Back to the neezle spam account tournament!



We'll start this round off with Won Ki vs Bongo Drums.

You're already familiar with these guys, right?

Won Ki was a reference to a character in Jell's "Tell your story" story, about how he found the interguild
Bongo Drums was poking fun at Isa for being annoyed by some of his noisy neighbors.



So, who advances and why?

WON KI SMASH BONGO DRUMS!!!

BONGO DRUMS BE BEAT, THEY NO MATCH TO WON KI, WON KI SMASH OPEN BONGO DRUMS

But if Won Ki pounds on the Bongo Drums, then he's doing exactly what the Bongo Drums wanted him to do.

If he pounds hard enough, the bongo drums split, and WON KI HAS SMASH!

I think we can conclude that Won Ki and Bongo Drums shouldn't fight, but rather team up. They are the perfect match.

Won ki destroy stoopid drum