Previously on the random poll topic:

POLL: Who will stay on for a longer amount of time?

a_neezles_a		 5 votes - 29%
shos	                11 votes - 65%
neither break record     1 votes -  6%

New poll. Discuss. Choose your side and argue it.

Wait, Harumbai is a staff member?

Uh, so anyway, Haily, because then we'd get to witness the ultimate demise of Thomas.

Oh yeah, I showed them how it's done.

You because when your dead the creator of this topic will not be able to disagree with me.

Why would me being dead have anything to do with jellsprout not disagreeing with you?

Jebby because he never comes on much anymore which is clearly a distraction from the fact that he is really the new root if all problems.

Haily, because he is retired staff (so we won't miss him that much), he rarely comes on anymore, and because he tastes like turkey, which is, above all, disappointing if you wanted him to taste like chicken.

Turkey tastes far superior to chicken, at least it does for me. So I'm all for him tasting like turkey.

I said for people who wanted him to taste like chicken, but I do agree, turkey >> chicken.

People, IT ALL TASTES THE SAME! We can't help how the matrix was programmed, go for non-poultry meat or fish if you want variation.

Jellsprout. His karma rating brings down the average for the rest of the interguild.

I would kill Jellsprout. Not Quirvy.

lol, I was like, I CAN VOTE ISA AND BE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS 0 VOTES but hten I saw there's harumbai and csd, and who would ever want to kill harumbai

Okay why does Dando have a vote?

Isa has tentacles = instant chokehold.

Shos has abs

falcon punch

I do. I have tentacles and I can predict whatever Shos decides to do.

Besides, I killed him in the comic.

You guys beat me to officially announcing the new poll.

POLL: We're locking too many topics, somebody has to pay. Kill which staff member?


canadianstickdeath     0 votes - 0%
Dando                  1 votes - 6%
Haily                  6 votes - 33%
Harumbai               0 votes - 0%
Isa                    1 votes - 6%
jebby                  3 votes - 17%
jellsprout             3 votes - 17%
Livio                  0 votes - 0%
Quirvy                 3 votes - 17%
shos                   1 votes - 6%

The people have spoken! Haily is to die!

Our next few rounds will be an Interguild Staff Fistfight Tournament, starting with a threeway fistfight between Isa, Shos, and Jebby!

Full bracket below:

Shos is a crazy Israeli commando. No contest.

I think that the matchup between shos and Isa is so close(tentacles vs steroids, this is like Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus), that they'll probably both just kill eachother off. As such, Jebby would be the winner since he wouldn't be around to die.

Shos and Isa:


Jebby:

Yep yep.
Also, I place bets on Dando and CSD.
Dando because livio can't hit a girl. She'd probably win anyways even if he could.
CSD because he'll break the rules and beat harumbai to death with either a hokey stick or a candle stick.

EDIT: The jell vs quirvy is the one that I think will be closest. Jell might build a lazer death cannon out of pure matematics, but quirvy will spawn an impenetrable wall of rules. It's anyone's fight.

Sniper, you're getting ahead of yourself. Right now we're focusing on this round. And I will continue to support that Jebby will win by virtue of being the only surviving member of the three.

Shos because he's like a shos.

bwahaha, of course I win.

Surrender now

Shos.