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soccerboy13542
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Saturday, August 28 2010, 12:27 pm EST
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Silver had the "[s]" as part of the strikethrough on ask but forgot to put a closing bracket. The post should look like this

"Aren't those questions for Captain Obvious to [s]ask[/ s] answer?"

And then without the space.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Dekudude
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Saturday, August 28 2010, 1:25 pm EST
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'Livio' said:
'Dekudude' said:
Given a flat plane of infinite dimension, and an upright pole of infinite height: if the pole is pushed over, how long will it take to land?
doesn't that depend on a variety of variables, such as the initial tipping force, the force of gravity, and if there's any wind resistance? or does this infinite height thing screw things up?


I'll answer that as soon as Captain Obvious responds. I will win this game.


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Captain Obvious
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Sunday, August 29 2010, 12:20 am EST
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'Dekudude' said:
Given a flat plane of infinite dimension, and an upright pole of infinite height: if the pole is pushed over, how long will it take to land?
This question is invalid because it is not possible for a flat plane to have an infinite dimension, nor is it possible for a pole to have an infinite height!

'rosabellis' said:
How to if answer question make sense?
By to have answer make sense!

'Silver' said:
What is 1+1?
2!

'dolly2' said:
What does PIE in Singapore stand for?
I could answer this question, but for me to do so, I would have to be unobvious, therefor I refuse to do so!

'Silver' said:
What's 16 divided by 2 x 5 divided by 5 + 1?
A number!

'Silver' said:
What is the name of Eevee's Electric-type evolution?
ERROR: QUESTION DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

'Thomas' said:
Who is karmabot?
InterBot's weird cousin!

'Livio' said:
doesn't that depend on a variety of variables, such as the initial tipping force, the force of gravity, and if there's any wind resistance? or does this infinite height thing screw things up?
I do not specialize in the science of tipping over infinitely tall poles onto infinitely dimensioned planes! But I do know that neither actually exist!

'canadianstickdeath' said:
I think because the height is infinite, it'd be too heavy to push over?
I think that what you think is not a question, but actually an opinion!

'Livio' said:
right, captain?
Left!

'Silver' said:
Aren't those questions for Captain Obvious to ask answer?
Aren't these questions meant to be answered asked towards me?

'Captain Obvious' said:
Aren't those questions meant to be answered asked towards me?
Yes!
Dekudude
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Sunday, August 29 2010, 12:24 am EST
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I never said that the plane exists. I just asked what would happen if it DID. You know, for future reference.


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Sunday, August 29 2010, 12:30 am EST

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'Captain Obvious' said:
'Silver' said:
What's 16 divided by 2 x 5 divided by 5 + 1?
A number!

The answer was 9!
16 divided by 2 = 8, 8 x 5 = 40, 40 divided by 5 = 8, 8 + 1 = 9! Same as 8 + 1!
FlashMarsh
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Sunday, August 29 2010, 3:40 pm EST

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Captain Fail Obvious, you must answer my question!
Isa
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Sunday, August 29 2010, 4:05 pm EST
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Quote:
16 x 2 = 8

Captain Obvious, what can you tell me about Silver's math skills?
shos
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Sunday, August 29 2010, 5:25 pm EST
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what is the largest dimension ever used by human kind?


Silver
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Monday, August 30 2010, 12:21 am EST

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'Isa' said:
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16 x 2 = 8

Captain Obvious, what can you tell me about Silver's math skills?

ARGH I made a typo! D:
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Monday, August 30 2010, 1:11 am EST

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'Captain Obvious' said:
'Dekudude' said:

'rosabellis' said:
How to if answer question make sense?
By to have answer make sense!

But if sense make no fun! How to if make fun?
shos
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Tuesday, August 31 2010, 3:20 am EST
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'shos' said:
what is the largest dimension ever used by human kind?
that would be dimension 196,884. in that dimension, the only existing thing is the MONSTER. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_group

gonna be tested on that stuff in 2 hours


Harumbai
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Tuesday, August 31 2010, 7:38 am EST
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Shos confusion count ++?

How can Isa get his HatPC working again?


Upcoming HatPC level: Sanctuary, coming soon to an internet browser near you...
Jorster
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Tuesday, August 31 2010, 10:11 pm EST
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what is my favorite number?
  


krotomo
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Tuesday, August 31 2010, 11:27 pm EST
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What is mine? Hint: It has one digit and the last number is 5
Silver
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Wednesday, September 1 2010, 3:23 am EST

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Kro. A 1-digit number is either 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 or 0.
So it's 5, right?
jellsprout
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Wednesday, September 1 2010, 7:06 am EST
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This isn't "Ask Captain Omniscience", it is "Ask Captain Obvious". Just saying.


Spoiler:
Quirvy
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Wednesday, January 19 2011, 8:29 pm EST
  

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Is Thomas the root of all of our problems?



spooky secret
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Wednesday, January 19 2011, 8:36 pm EST
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'Isa' said:
Quote:
16 x 2 = 8

Captain Obvious, what can you tell me about Silver's math skills?
No such thing!
'rosabellis' said:
How to if make fun?
By to then make fun!
'shos' said:
'shos' said:
what is the largest dimension ever used by human kind?
that would be dimension 196,884. in that dimension, the only existing thing is the MONSTER. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_group

gonna be tested on that stuff in 2 hours
That was my question!
'jorster[hl said:
23[/hl]'] what is my favorite number?
  
23!
'krotomo' said:
What is mine?  
If you step on mines you'll blow up!
'Silver' said:
So it's 5, right?
Left!
'Quirvy' said:
Is Thomas the root of all of our problems?
Yes!
Thomas
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Wednesday, January 19 2011, 8:37 pm EST
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I tricked you! Don't you feel bad?
Captain Obvious
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Wednesday, January 19 2011, 8:43 pm EST
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'Thomas' said:
I tricked you! Don't you feel bad?
No! Captain Obvious only does good!
Thomas
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Wednesday, January 19 2011, 8:45 pm EST
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But you messed up today!
Captain Obvious
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Wednesday, January 19 2011, 11:23 pm EST
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'Thomas' said:
But you messed up today!
I did! I forgot to answer Harumbai's Questions!
'Harumbai' said:
Shos confusion count ++?
++!
'Harumbai' said:
How can Isa get his HatPC working again?
By paying it a fair hourly wage and providing sanitary working conditions!

To make it up to you, Harumbai, I will answer a random question from the past, outside of this topic!

'Harumbai' said:
Can I have the car in yellow?
There is no car in yellow in the post of which you are referring to, so no!
soccerboy13542
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Thursday, January 20 2011, 7:01 pm EST
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CAPTAIN OBVIOUS WAS WRONG! TO GET HATPC TO WORK YOU NEED EXACTLY 800 POSTS. or at least that was what dando said :/


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Silver
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Thursday, January 20 2011, 7:02 pm EST

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Obviously Captain Obvious was obviously right! Therefore you are obviously wrong, and not obviously good enough to obviously be Captain Obvious's obvious sidekick!

*coughcoughcough*not*coughcoughcough*
soccerboy13542
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Thursday, January 20 2011, 7:15 pm EST
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Obviously, I couldn't understand a thing you said


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.

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