The rules are simple: if you are the last one to post on this topic, you win!

Furthermore, this thread will be considered officially closed after exactly 3 days of inactivity, at which point the last poster emerges the victor, and receives eternal glory.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Nobody post for 180 days.

Maybe starting this thread was a bad idea.

Nobody needs 'eternal glory'. I'd consider it 'eternal shame' if I was the one who killed a thread...

I don't want to be responsible for the death of a topic!

Die topic!

Lol, I'm such a hypocrite.

Nobody post!

I will not submit to your will, evil fiend! I am a free spirit, not a subject of your evil commands!
(Not that you're speaking evil, of course)

This topic will probably go on forever unless a mod locks it.

This thread is just spam, so I'm locking it.

Unlock it in 179 days.

well this sucks

Why was this topic EVER a good idea?

I know how to win this! Let's count to 5000!

1!

(and now I wait for Quirvy)

Haha, I sure hope you were kidding.

Actually, this could be interesting. from now on, nobody post(unless it is to say you agree), and then first one who posts on the 3rd of Februray, 2012, wins.

But then YOU'D win, Shos.

EDIT - Besides, I really doubt this will last forever.  It'll be kind of like the "You have one post to..." topic. It'll start out popular, then start to die down, then die entirely.

If you dont post for 600 days I'll give you a chocolate bar!

600 days? That's a while away, haha.

fine 599 days

That's assuming that the "You have one post to..." topic will ever die out entirely. Although I'll admit that the topic has slowed down recently due to Shos forgetting to judge and Dando taking a while to start the round and then judge it.

I'm not sure I like this topic that much, simply because it'll get repetitive. Maybe what we should try doing is carrying out a single conversation to not be randomly interrupted by offtopic posts. Someone who makes an offtopic post loses the round/game and can't participate in it anymore, and the one to end the conversation (either kill it(24 hours no posts), or just be the only one left who was actively conversing) wins?

That sounds much interesting and less like spam!

I lowered the time limit phenomenally. Now no one can complain.

*nobody posts for 3 days*