Ex: Double Jointed-ness

I can wink, flare my nostrils, roll my tougne, push it onto itself, and pull both my thumbs forward to the arms w/ a little effort. I can't wiggle my ears, whistle, move my eyebrows independently, touch my tounge to anything, or make a 'clover' shape with my tounge.

My sister can put the upper joint of her thumb 90° back.

Also, the coolest thing, is that I can twist both my arms 360° so that the elbow points inward with my palm on a surface, and my elbow bends 'normally' with my palm up too. Fun to freak people out with.

You know that old image of me having weird eyes? I used to be able to move my eyes independently of each other. Nowadays, I can only get my left eye to look to the right while my right eye stares forward, but it still freaks people out.  

i can do that thing where you put your left arm behind your back and the right above, then twist both arms in front!


Can also crack every finger on my right hand in 3 different parts. (where it connects to hand, the 1st joint in and the second joint in)
thumb i can only crack in one place, where it connects to the hand.
left hand i can crack in one place :/
i can roll my eyes up into my head too lol

i can write blood with my fingers.

I can lick my beard or my nose. I can wiggle my ears, which makes my entire head of hair move slightly. I stick my thumbs behind my hands a decent way and keep them (I can do mostly anything except writing and thumb wrestling like this). I can cross my eyes in a manner which I give a near-perfect "Me gusta" face. My right big toe makes a popping sound every time I move it upward. My jaw makes a similar sound every time I move it to the left. Both my thumbs can bend into semi-right angles. My left thumb can go in and out of this position so quick that I can make it air-hump (once of my most valuable assets).

I can crack my back on all 3 axises (wait, is that the correct plural?) but some axises I can't crack both ways, if you know what I mean. Like on a graph there's negative y for example, and positive y, but it's the same axis. I can crack both my feet, and my pinky fingers. I can also touch my nose with my tongue.

You can tell I have a weird wrist b/c when my hand sits palm down the lever (or w/e it was I forgot) joint still sits upward like it would with palm up.

I have a reforming scab on my ankle. It always reforms, and its been there for years.

My body has a cool trick: it always appears in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I can put my legs behind my head/neck like a pretzel.

I can move my thumbs out and in of the sockets.

Alot of people (but not me /sadface) can do that, but it's still awesome!

I know a lot of people can do it but it's cool!

Like I said, it's awesome!

I can do 100 pushups on my fists!...does that count?

I have nothing special at all lol. you know what, there's one thing, I can give you the middle finger of my left foot, while folding all the other fingers back

how comes I didn't see this thread?

I absolutely abhor fist/knuckle pushups, lol. I once was able to crank out around 40 (you pwn me, Shos). I once attempted them on some awkward carpet though and caused my 2 inner knuckles on each hand to bleed. I haven't been able to do them all that well since. I stick to regulars.

well I got used to doing it on the fists as a way to enstrength myself. for example, when I punch someone and he defends, but, instead of blocking like he should he misses and he blocks with the elbow. ELBOWS ARE LIKE !#$%!5. it hurts like hell. or for example, if you happen to punch a skull with bare hands, well..  

the child poet on oprah could also do that but it was a consequence of mitochondrial disease


that could be cancer

guys you need to learn to go to the doctor

i can make farty noises with my eyes and my chest.

so remember this? Apparently I am missing a joint in my middle finger in both feet. So yeah.

Also I can produce knacks at will from both hands and my neck.  

die

You know how you can crack your knuckles?

I can do that with my left foot

I can do that (or something similar, I can't be totally certain) with my ankles.  

i can do that with every joint in my body (one simply has to exert a sufficient amount of force).