I have many questions and I'm sure many of you do too.

ok go ahead

What is your opinion on the Series of Unfortunate Events NEtflix show? No spoilers for Miserable Mill, bang_jan hasn't watched it yet, so I don't want him getting spoilt

I wasn't here when you were at your height of trolling. Do you have a favorite thread that you derailed, or some other hilarious moment? And out of curiosity, do you remember those photos you posted back in... oh, 2014 or whenever it was that you came back and stopped trolling? Are those real?

Why where you or neezles banned the first time? At what point and why did you start trolling?

I have no opinion of that. I didn't even know it existed. I can't answer your question.


I liked the first rob garrett thread and how it kept amassing downvotes. It was truly the zenith of our trolling. Never reached that point again. I can't think of anything else for the moment because there were just so many cases

It was most amusing when we actually managed to provoke a reaction from someone like Quirvy, especially when he'd reply with a really long post.

Those photos were fake and all Neezles' idea. I have no idea where she even got them from. There was no input from me and honestly I thought it was pretty embarrassing that she was taking photos from random teenagers' Facebooks and claiming that they were us. But, FYI, the "Neezles' Portraits" were actually based on real pictures of neezles if you want to have an idea of what she looks like.


Neezles was banned for the VERY FIRST TIME when she was just 5 years old and joined the old interguild as "armin_strawberry," obviously a riff on my old username Hannah Banana. Being 5 years old, she decided to PM jebby with invasive questions regarding his toilet habits and some swear words, just to see what would happen.

At this point, the staff hadn't figured out how to track users by IP, since this was pre-Wileywoo. Nobody made the connection between banana and strawberry so it kind of went unnoticed and I guess the staff decided she was a spambot and deleted her account.

The second time was a year after the new Interguild was opened. I hadn't even been active at all since it opened, but I suddenly decided that I no longer wanted my account. So I created HB_1 because I didn't have the pass to aych bee and told someone to DELETE MY ACCOUNT. The staff didn't understand this and thought I was neezles???

Then I ACTUALLY handed the keys over to Neezles and she got into an argument with Cedric who derailed the whole thing and forever associated our reputation with pineapples (which I don't understand) and tried to like, go for record or something? The result was that HB_1 and a_neezles_a were both banned??? I don't get it either.

Five months later we decided to resurface as pinataapple. We were planning to never reveal our true identity and confuse you forever but Neezles ruined everything while I was grocery shopping.

As for, why? Honestly. I was really disillusioned by the Interguild and some of the treatment that I'd received when the members of the old guard, who know who they are, were immature teenagers, and I was an immature eight year old. I am not angry anymore, because it is too far into the past and, honestly, I would have behaved the same to a kid if I'd been a teenager then. But at the time, it was a weird form of revenge.

I found it kind of cathartic to see them get all worked up. Neezles got dragged into it because she listened to everything I said. She kinda ended up being worse than me in regards to spamming.

I recognized the name so I looked into it. We celebrated her 101st birthday on Oct 6, 2007. Then we banned her exactly one month later. It was a long time ago, lol, don't judge me. I think it was Jebby who actually clicked the button.

2 days later, Cutie Butie Hefeve joined...

I have no idea what he's talking about here but man, I don't think I realized this went so far back.

Wow Socker even tho u made this topic you have not actually asked me any questions ...

This blog post might clear some of those details up. The pineapple didn't originate from your little sister, although apparently the going for record part did?

Wait, so how old are you again? I don't remember you being that much younger than everyone else. Maybe that's just because there was the comparison between you and neezles.

For what it's worth, I remember the staff's stance being something like, "Hannah Banana is okay, but neezles is not okay" and like it was tough because we couldn't really verify either of your identities. I remember neezles (or you?) at one point saying something like, "but if you IP ban me, you'll lose HB too!" and Dando or Isa said something like "Well that's just a sacrifice that we'll have to make then"



Uhh... Favorite spam account name?

Lol, I was 8 when I joined the interguild. You do the math.

I probably misremembered the whole thing about HB_1. That account was definitely created by me, but after reading that blog post I don't think I ever asked to have my account deleted. Actually, I might have created HB_1 to ask for the password to aych bee (this account), which I had forgotten.


Most of the account names were based on inside jokes and obscure events in interguild history, so they are all the same to me. There were very few, if any, truly original names. I liked lsa because shos, or someone, was fooled that it was actually Isa, and hockeyboy13542 because of the ridiculous backstory that came with it. I also remember we had an Isa harassment campaign which resulted in accounts like "Gimme Your Email Isa" and "GeMigDinEPostAxel". And also "Bongo Drums".

you indeed sent me a bunch of emails to me

Lol I love how the title of this thread implies that "aych bee" and "Hannah Banana" are, or were, at some point, different people.

Shout out to Bongo Drums. I remember not thinking much of that spam account, but then later realizing that it was created because of some offhand comment in the chatbox/random chat where Isa was complaining about Bongo Drums. I think that may have been my favorite spam account name because of what an obscure, out of left field reference it was

Are you too small for the mall?

Is this some kind of obscure meme that I'm not young and hip enough to understand.

when did all the windmills start to turn so slow?

Aren't windmills supposed to turn faster if you feel like time is passing more quickly???