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aych bee
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Tuesday, November 28 2017, 4:59 pm EST
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He is now conjoined with Haily at the abdomen. Surgery is not an option.


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Mymop
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Tuesday, November 28 2017, 8:33 pm EST
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'Yaya' said:
If HB is to be believed, then Livio tweets a lot. So one year is taken off of his life for every time he tweets

I don't have a Twitter account, but I was curious about this, so I went on Twitter and found Livio's account, and golly, HB is extremely right. I counted 39 tweets from the last day, including 2 from less than an hour ago. And there appear to be many, many more.
So if he loses one year of his life for every tweet, he'd probably be dead within two days.  


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soccerboy13542
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Wednesday, November 29 2017, 2:35 am EST
~*~Soccer~*~

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Livio now has a 75% chance of using the wrong your/you're and their/there/they're.


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Darvince
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Wednesday, November 29 2017, 3:26 am EST
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You're all going hardcore and I was going to post something relatively simple yet annoying, because the Interguild isn't that important anyways.



"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."

Yimmy
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Wednesday, November 29 2017, 1:15 pm EST
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if livio does not visit the ibterguild at least once a day everybody will glare disapprovingly at him until hr visits the IG against  


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krotomo
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Wednesday, November 29 2017, 3:44 pm EST
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Everything post Livio makes online must support the Republican Party or its policies.
Quirvy
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Wednesday, November 29 2017, 11:57 pm EST
  

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'Darvince' said:
You're all going hardcore and I was going to post something relatively simple yet annoying, because the Interguild isn't that important anyways.
Yeah that was actually what I was going for here. Maybe I should have put more emphasis on 'petty'

'Rocket Guy' said:
his soul is forever on the interguild's server (not minecraft). The only way he can contact the outside world is by posting or editing the interguild's code.
Interesting idea but this pretty much ruins his life. 5/10
'Isa' said:
his soul is forever on the minecraft server. this is how he experience true, indefinite loneliness
This also ruins his life, but you get a bonus point for the connection between the minecraft server and indefinite loneliness 6/10
'Yaya' said:
If HB is to be believed, then Livio tweets a lot. So one year is taken off of his life for every time he tweets
Depending on how this curse works, this could immediately kill him. If he gets warning though the curse basically becomes "He can't use twitter" which is pretty solid curse to appease your petty anger 7/10
'aych bee' said:
He is now conjoined with Haily at the abdomen. Surgery is not an option.
This seems a tad extreme, and also punishes Haily as well. You should try to avoid collateral damage when cursing folks. 2/10
'soccer' said:
Livio now has a 75% chance of using the wrong your/you're and their/there/they're.
This is what I was hoping I'd get more of. A proper curse, and doesn't ruin his life. 9/10
'Yimmy' said:
if livio does not visit the ibterguild at least once a day everybody will glare disapprovingly at him until hr visits the IG against  
hella typos but not too bad. The one issue I take with this is that this curse forces other entities with free will to act differently in some way. 4/10
'krotomo' said:
Everything post Livio makes online must support the Republican Party or its policies.
Again, not bad, I like the general direction, but again this forces Livio to act in a way against his free will so IDK if it really works as a curse. 4/10

soccerboy wins



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soccerboy13542
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Thursday, November 30 2017, 12:26 am EST
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The Interguild had its first wedding between two members. Who was the lucky couple and where do they end up?  


'Livio' said:
You know, I was thinking of getting an internship at Microsoft, but I'm not sure I want their lameness to rub off on me.
Rocketguy2
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Thursday, November 30 2017, 12:26 pm EST
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Neezles and Soccerboy, Soccerboy only went through with it because his life was threatened, so he'd get it annulled as soon as possible without letting Neezles know


Can you feel your heart burning?
Can you feel the struggle within?
The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make, you cannot kill me in a way that matters
aych bee
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Thursday, November 30 2017, 3:18 pm EST
when i am king

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CSD starts facing increasing pressure from his family due to the "30-years-old-and-still-a-bachelor" thing. Sefro realizes that the emotional connection he formed with CSD as Dando transcends gender and sexuality. Due to the intolerant mindset in Alberta (and in the rest of the prairies), Sefro's inability to deal with Maritime accents, the Vancouver housing crisis, and the general suckishness of Ontario, they realize that their only choice is to move to the northern territories, far away from society. They build an igloo on one of the islands off the coast of Nunavut and live there for the rest of their lives.

eta: Lol I forgot to make up an excuse as to why they cannot live in Quebec I guess it's because they don't speak french well enough. We'll go with that


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Quirvy
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Friday, December 1 2017, 3:36 am EST
  

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Obviously we have too many male members and not enough female members so to make it more interesting, I'm going to go more controversial

Thomas and Livio. Thomas takes far right positions and despises the idea of gay marriage and people, but as it turns out this is just an attempt to hide his true homosexual desires. Eventually he caves in and confesses to his true love, livio, who despite being straight, decides that the opportunity to marry another man to further support left wing values is too great to pass up. After 3 years they have a messy divorce. Thomas drives off with literally half of their house stacked up in the back of his big manly pickup truck while he blasts "Donald Trump" by Mac Miller. Livio tweets about the break up in great detail.


Inb4 thomas sends me angry messages



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aych bee
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Wednesday, February 21 2018, 7:01 pm EST
when i am king

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Okay I win. Design a diet plan for Quirvy, assuming that he is actually the famous obese hamburger-eating dude.


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Quirvy
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Tuesday, February 27 2018, 1:23 am EST
  

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The diet plan is simple:

1. Eat burgers



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shos
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Tuesday, February 27 2018, 10:53 am EST
~Jack of all trades~

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2. Profit!


jellsprout
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Sunday, April 22 2018, 4:24 pm EST
Lord of Sprout Tower

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3. ???

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