Sigh. These weekly updates are getting worse and worse. If only I could apply to write these.

but I thought you could apply to write these. I bet if you just wrote an update yourself and PM'd it to a mod, it'd get posted.

Really? :O

Absolutely! That's why we had two weekly updates written by Yaya and Guyguy.

And me

No, it's because of the hellsprout.

Good job, Jell.  Very informative... I think.

Well, you still haven't signed up for Mafia, so better get going!  

Jell, I demand that you post on this topic so that I can -1 you for this atrocity.

At least I made this topic. That is more than you did Quirvy (or Isa, Livio, CSD, Dando, Harumbai or anyone else).

This is why 400% of the Interguild want you dead.

Jell... I am dissapoint.

I just realized I am the most active Interguildian here.

Then that makes you the perfect person to write the weekly updates! Which is supposed missed its due date(friday night) again.

Writing weekly updates would cut off a chunk of my empty time, so I suppose I could do it...

Maybe I'll go for next week's one? I have an idea to represent weekly updates like no-one has before!

Why not go for this week's weekly update since jell won't write(I use this word with hesitation) one until monday or tuesday?

Am i second? I come on everyday too.

I haven't been very informative of everything this week exactly, besides it would be very bothersome to check everything that's happened this week.

Just get Soccer to write this week's update, and I'll do next week's.

Lol, make them as descriptive as that story that you posted. I tried to read it again, btw. I got further, but then the evil tl:dr monster jumped out at me from behind the couch.

There's a paragraphed version on my profile.

lol I am online frequently, but don't do much. Maybe i'll make a level next week so that you can have more to write about.

Seeing the glorious feedback I have been receiving, I don't think I will write these anymore. Remember to complain to Isa and Quirvy from now on when the Updates are late.

I'm sorry Jellsprout, the very least you could have done is include the Weekly Update generator.

what if we made a trophy for people who've written weekly updates? That could be an incentive for regular users to write them, but I guess that idea wouldn't work long-term because pretty soon everyone will have that trophy

Not a problem if you ask me. If so, then raise the bar to two weekly updates written or something.