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Author: atvelonis
Game: Minecraft
Date: Monday, June 1, 2015 - 8:46 pm

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I've always imagined Quirvy as a 600-pound dude who constantly shoves cheeseburgers down his throat, so today I asked him what his ideal burger would be. He said he wanted BBQ sauce, provolone, onions, and guacamole on it, along with of course the huge buns and burger. So I built a giant burger in the middle of the desert for Quirvy's enjoyment.


EDIT: Looking back this thing is really bad, yeah

This is a novelty level

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Monday, June 1 2015, 11:57 pm EST

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This is a situation where I have no doubts that your intentions were good, but IMO the actual product could've turned out a lot better. Given that I witnessed in real time you interrogating Quirvy for his perfect burger and then uploading the level, I would probably say that its creation was a bit rushed. I know you weren't intending this to be a masterpiece and at the end of the day it's just a silly burger, but I think taking the idea a little further would've been beneficial. In several aspects, but the one that jumps out at me the most is its lack of texture. No burger is that round, I feel like there should be more deformation in the buns under the weight of all those toppings. And I think you may have forgot the BBQ sauce? You're gonna have to take it back up to the counter now.

I don't like guac. Would not eat. Get better taste, Quirvy.

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Tuesday, June 2 2015, 12:46 am EST

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No one likes sandy buns. I'd suggest putting a plate underneath.

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Tuesday, June 2 2015, 7:14 pm EST
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Oh yeah oops forgot the BBQ sauce

It was sorta rushed because I had geometry finals the next day and I wanted to finish before then, but the burger was more of an experiment than anything else. I don't think I've ever built a food item in Minecraft before and I wanted to try it out. It was fun to make, though next time I'll make a better one. If you guys want me to make a new and improved wonderburger I'll make it just tell me what you want on it.

jellsprout said:
As a kid I always thought tennisballs looked delicious and I liked biting them. I still remember the feel of the fuzz on my teeth and tongue.

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