Description: The ultimate noob mansion. Noobs are very fond of huge mostly-empty structures made out of relatively inexpensive materials (take a look at the old buildings in Spawn City for example), which is exactly what this house is intended to emulate. Noob architecture (which is often random, but largely composed of squares and rectangles) is near perfection in this build. Noobs' excessive use of wooden planks and glass blocks as well as their lack of building skills put together have created this wonderful work of art. Ready for pictures?
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Front view
Side view
Other side view
The furnace room, complete with a checked carpet composed of the easiest two wool colors to create, red and yellow.
The not-so-secret trapdoor on the first floor. I wonder where it leads.
Ah yes, the cake room. How exquisite.
The living room. Couches are a little too advanced for this noob so the floor will have to do. Note that the crafting table on the left can be accessed from this room and the one on the other side of the wall. Ingenious, am I right?
Super secret escape exit in case of zombie invasion inside mansion (lever on the inside too but zombies can't open levers they're dumb).
The mine. It goes down to bedrock and no farther, of course.
The library, located on the second floor. Also has a bed because why not.
The splendid view of the desert/jungle from the porch on the second floor, complete with a protective wall of torches (possibly to stop pterodactyls from attacking?).
Extraordinary stair craftsmanship.
WOLF ROOM
You actually just climbed two floors so you have to go back down a staircase to get to the next floor.
The lounge. Features a swimming pool, chest of booty, a workbench, and a furnace from the depths of the Nether itself. Or from that chest of booty. Who knows, maybe both?
An amazing viewing station.
Three rather conspicuous cakes.
A BENCH THIS IS SORCERY HOW IS SUCH A THING POSSIBLE
An excellent choice of materials, stone and glass blocks, serving as an enhancement to the gorgeous view of the desert/jungle.
A sort of noob diving board in case the zombies get upstairs too. Should only be used in case of zombie apocalypse though, there are cactuses at the bottom that may or may not be directly underneath the landing point, depending upon where you jumped.
The pool of water at the bottom. Should only be used in case of zombie apocalypse, as stated earlier (mymop you stole my idea you little goat).
Water elevator. Enough said.
Another absolutely majestic view from another porch.
Door to the roof (has a hole in the top so that in case the door gets stuck you can just climb up... yeah that's it).
Looking down the water elevator place from that doorway that was seen earlier.
Magnificent viewing area at the top of the water elevator.
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I teleported to the coordinates you put in the level code, and it didn't bring me to the house. After flying around a bit, I looked on the dynmap for it. I found it, and it turns out that the coordinates in the level code are about 200 blocks away from the actual house.
EDIT: Also, this is by far the best entry in the comp. It's the kind of thing I always tried to build 3-4 years ago but I never successfully did it because I always ran out of blocks and was too lazy to get more.