Google Calculator says that the second result is '9.999993'. The first number is bigger.

I was going to ask this on the answer sprout thread, but that wouldn't make any sense, so I'll ask it here.

By "change sporadically" do you happen to mean that you'll change it randomly a few times within a few weeks, and then just totally forget about it until 6 months later when you're like "Oh yeah I still have this topic"?

Also are you going to begin answering questions in the header of this topic?

Pretty much and I will only answer questions asked in posts.

what is that weird picture?

Will you ask me an Orota question?

That weird picture is part of a super secret project.

No.

I can haz cheezburger?

Do you put your cereal or milk in the bowl 1st? Or do you pour you milk over table and scoop it up with your bowl? Enlighten me.

Cereal first, then milk.

If bob has six pencils and he gives Sally 15, how many goats are on the soccer field?

None.

Wrong. Each pencil will grow up to be exactly one fully grown goat that lives on a soccer field.  Therefore there is 21 goats...

You got it wrong!!!!!

If Johnny has 3 apples, and Davey has 2 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

Silly Jorster, pencils don't grow into goats. Doesn't school teach you kids anything anymore these days?

Johnny and Davey would have preferred oranges.

They do if theyre goat pencils!!!!!!!

I see no goat pencils in your question.

Jell, where are the goat pencils in his question?

Quirvy, there are no goat pencils. Not in his question, not in real life, not even in Silver's little worlds. The goat pencil is a lie.

Noooooooooooooooooo Why did you have to say that? that brings back my sadness when i figured out the cake was a lie!!!
*sob* *sob*

hey I recognize this reference.

What is the cure for the common cold?

There is no cure besides time. You just need to stop being a pansy.

Oh great Beyoncé of stocks, Jellsprout: I bought a stock @ 15 originally and now it's at 39, do you think ye planets shall align in such a way that it'll go up more? I know there's honestly no way to tell if it'll go up, but do you usually sell after you double profits? Triple? Yeah, I'm probably sounding desperate now, lol.

It will reach above 60 at some time. It may be tomorrow, it may be June, it may be 2032, but eventually that stock will reach above 60. And then is the time to sell it. Patience is the key of the Stock Market. As long as you have patience, you won't ever make a loss.
And please never compare me to Beyoncé again.

Sorry, it's just the whole Isa Kanye-ing your glorious stocks. It seemed fitting...  

When will you update your comic?

Why are my fingers avoiding the space button and hitting other buttons?