You get killed right at the beginning? Jk.

Well, I doubt I'd score very well compared to other members.

So far for the non-staff fistfight I have:
Sniper
Darvince
Yaya
Thomas
Yuggy
Flashmarsh
Bmwsu

I think I'd prefer to only let one more person into the fight that way we can have an even 8, and not have to do a three way fistfight or a fight to determine whose the eighth member.

But I can also stay at 7 and just not have sniper fight until the second round since he was the first one to volunteer himself.

Anyways, back to current polls:

POLL: You are approached by a majestic pony(see post). What is your course of action?

Tread with caution; it may very well be an Okapi in disguise               4 votes - 31%
Give it to younger sibling for his or her birthday                         0 votes - 0%
Tame the wild beast. It will be hence forth known as "Gregory"             7 votes - 54%
Teach it how to play chess, and then play it in chess                      1 votes - 8%
Call animal control; this wild animal poses a threat to everyday citizens  1 votes - 8%

I guess that no one wanted to give it to their younger sibling, despite how much they wanted a pony for their birthday.


NEW POLL: You are exhausted from pony taming. Where would you like to stay the night?

a. CSDs Playground
b. The KarmaBites Headquarters
c. In mexico, with Overlord
d. In the swamp caves, with Hannah
e. In the ice caves, with Hannah and Armin
f. In the space caves(???), with weird future Hannah

/in fistfight pl0x.

My name is right beside Yaya's... I really hope that does not mean I am facing the most respected non-staff member in round one because that could be my only threat. Anyway, I will post predictions when you post the official schedule.

Mexico, I'm going abroad, who would even conisder the other options?!

If I stay in the Playground, I will get locked out by morning. If I stay with Overlord, I will be dead by morning. The Swamp Caves don't exist. The Ice Caves are too cold. And the Space Caves are something I would rather forget. So that leaves the KarmaBites headquarters.

I had already predicted that I'd be in the KarmaBites HQ.

/in fistfight too pwease.

CSD's playground because Canada Canada Canada

I'ma chill with CSD. Maybe play some CoD. Or finish my homework over ftp.

/enter fistfight

I'm still basing my polls around the last word of posts, but now they're from some other topic, and they've been really vague, kind of forcing me to continue with the original pony poll. Feel free to give me suggestions for polls, if you want to get out of this little "story".

POLL: You are exhausted from pony taming. Where would you like to stay the night?

CSDs Playground                                       2 votes - 15%
The KarmaBites Headquarters                           3 votes - 23%
In mexico, with Overlord                              5 votes - 38%
In the swamp caves, with Hannah                       1 votes - 8%
In the ice caves, with Hannah and Armin               0 votes - 0%
In the space caves(???), with weird future Hannah     2 votes - 15%

So you're in Mexico, but you can't seem to find Overlord, which makes sense, because if you could find Overlord, so would the Mexican government. But you're still in Mexico, so what would you like to do while you're there?

a. Avoid making inappropriate jokes about Mexican stereotypes
b. Ask for directions
c. Ride Gregory into the sunset
d. Dig a hole in the ground and call it a day

Also now we have too many people for the perfect 8 man tournament. But I can still make it work. Since we're already over 8, if anyone else wants in, gopher it.

There's good chance I would do the opposite of a.
I guess b will have to do. Where's the nearest taco bell and where can I get clean water?

I like naming holes...

I like riding into sunsets.

I'll dig a hole, call it "A Day". I might consider bringing it to animal shelter too.

clearly digging a hole. I'll live there for free with Gregory, and then every evening we can ride into the sunset, and when it's over, get back and go to sleep.

I'd dig a hole so that people could say "Go die in a hole."

Ride into the sunset. Even that would make the majestic Gregory have a lone tear of pride and remorse slide down his time-tested pony face.

You mean so people can't say "go die in a hole", Darvince?  

Diggy Diggy Hole...

POLL: You're still in Mexico, so what would you like to do while you're there?

   Avoid making inappropriate jokes about Mexican stereotypes    0 votes - 0%
   Ask for directions                                            2 votes - 20%
   Ride Gregory into the sunset                                  5 votes - 50%
   Dig a hole in the ground and call it a day                    3 votes - 30%

You ride Gregory into the sunset, but now it's dark, and both you and Gregory are exhausted. What do you do?

a. Dig a hole and call it a night
b. Make a bed out of sticks and leaves and call it Steve
c. Continue to ride into the general direction of where the sunset previously was; maybe you'll catch up to it
d. Use some inane and clearly inaccurate method to try to figure out where Overlord is

Whoever names a bed Steve...that's not what they called it at IKEA.