Batman and Robin only supports the feminine part of Robin..

Apply ice to burned area.

What, don't you see that all the time in Batman x Robin pairings? Robin's almost always the submissive one there.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an European or an African swallow?

when was the last time you used a smiley

I think it was for a One Post round.

How many gallons if water are there in the Atlantic Ocean?

3.104,109*10^17 m^3
I don't give my answers in Imperial units.

if you get minus karmad enough will your karma value wrap over to 2147483647 or what

Yes it would, but actually, jellsprout's karma is the highest on the Interguild:
-2147482890 + 2147483647 = 757

How many gallons of water does the average iceberg hold?

Are snakes real?

How many trees are in the state of Oregon?

How many fireworks did I light off last night?

Have you ever eaten a tennis ball?

How much money have I spent on Starbucks in the last year?

Will I ever be a ninja?

How many toes does atvelonis have?

What song am I listening to?

When should I sell stocks on neo? I was thinking 200% but heard 300%.

Brrrr-rrrr-r-rring-- brrrrr-rrrr-rr-rring. Who's at the phone?

Are we human, or are we dancer?

Do you lift?

If I have 7 apples, and Teo has 8 oranges, how many fruit do we have?

Can shos ride a bike?

How many people were in Jackson 5?

How many people were in Maroon 5?

Will it snow in my city this coming winter?

Are you batman?

How do you say batman in Spanish?

What is calculus?

When will my allergy to peanuts go away?

This is not a question?

How much longer until next summer?

What music should I listen to?

What is the best way to get back on sleeping schedule for school?

How do I manage my time better for homework?

Is the social aspect of school in the Netherlands much different from the states?

Does shos have black magic?

How long did it take you to answer all these questions?

I feel like you won't answer all these questions, but some of there are serious, and if you answer the serious questions with actual thoughts, it'd be appreciated.

@Binary: Actually, I think it simply stays limited at -2^31 + 1. Apparently when Livio first reduced my karma to minimum, I had more negative karma votes than positive, but I don't remember my karma wrapping around.

@soccerboy: Apparently a typical iceberg weighs between 1*10^8 and 2*10^8 kilos. So averaging those two numbers and taking a typical density of ice of 920 kg/m^3, I get 2.2 * 10^5 m^3.
Again, I don't do Imperial units.

Snakes are just a widespread joke originating fromt the Snake game. The name of that game actually comes from the plumber's snake, but because you control it people made the joke that the snake is actually an animal.

According to WikiAnswers, there are 149 trees in Oregon.

None. It was neither Fourth of July nor was it New Year's Eve.

No. I have never eaten a tennis ball.

Too much. In the future, please drink real coffee instead of those disgusting caffeined milkshakes.

No. Only the Japanese can be ninjas.

I'm hoping 10.

Right now, nothing, since by the time I'm answering your question you are sleeping.

Buy at 15-17, sell at 60+. If you run out of money, you can sell some stocks at 30+ but considering how easy it is to make 15k a day, I wouldn't recommend it.

Your neighbors, asking you to keep the noise down.

I for one, am not a dancer. Seriously.

No, I don't lift. For the sports I've played (soccer, tennis and volleyball), bulking up is an absolutely terrible idea. You need all the speed you can get for these sports and bulking up only slows you down. It is far better to work on core stability. These help your explosiveness and increase your strength far more where needed than lifting will ever hope to do.

Depends on if you have any other fruit than apples and oranges. All I know is that you have more than 15 pieces of fruit.

I don't know. I think he would.

I think there were 5.

Three if I remember correctly. And what do you mean "were"? Last time I checked, Maroon 5 were still together.

I'm guessing it will.

No. My parents are still alive.

El hombre murciélago

If I remember correctly, the mathematical study of change and motion. Perhaps also something with functions.

I don't think it ever will unless we make a major breakthrough in medical science.

It contains a question mark, so it is.

June 21st 2014.

Nico Nico Douga stuff.

Don't do anything fancy, just set your alarm clock to whatever time you are supposed to get up. If you want to ensure you won't just turn it off and go back to sleep immediately after, put the clock across the room so you are forced to get up to turn it off. Alternatively, get something you can do while in bed, such as reading a book or playing on your DS or something. That way you won't have to get out of bed, but you will still wake yourself up. This still helps getting into school rhythm.

You could dedicate a set period of time each day for homework. It also helps to reward yourself when doing homework, by eating candy or something when doing it.

I'm guessing it is. Most importantly, in the Netherlands schools are divided into three difficulty levels. When you go to high school at the age of 12, you will go to a school which usually is dedicated to your difficulty level or where all the classes are divided into the difficulty levels. As such, the geeks will interact with the idiot bullies far less, simply because the schools mostly contain geeks or idiots.
Do note that all my experience of American high schools come from sitcoms, Nickelodeon shows and Power Rangers, so my knowledge of American high schools isn't exactly that great.

No, but he does have an AK-47, which is almost as good.

About 15 minutes, I think.

M16A, please.

Also, I do have black magic

LIES!!!

I've bitten in them, but I've never eaten one.

how does one navigate nico nico douga my japanese skills aren't up to par

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if a car crashes into a stationary car at 50kmph is the force exerted on the car the same as if a two cars traveling at 25kmph crash into each other

does adding a question mark make a statement a question

i am a boy

what is the funniest joke in the world

spam is what

How do you say Darvince in the Dutch language? (preferaebly IPA)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_trees_are_in_Oregon

wow, you weren't even lying

how long a list of questions would you answer completely?

How much ram does "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" require on a PC (Windows 7) to run smoothly?  

@Jazz:
You can listen to the Douga Douga medleys on Youtube. I personally recommend 7 Colors of Douga Douga.

Yes. Galileo Transformations. Basically, thanks to conservation of linear momentum, we can choose a frame of reference moving at a constant speed and all the observations will remain valid. So if we take the first situation (one car standing still, the second moving at 80 km/h) and then we select a different frame of reference moving at 40 km/h in the opposite direction of the moving car, both cars are moving in that frame of reference at 40 km/h towards each other. This means that two cars crashing into each other at 40 km/h is equal to one car moving at 80 km/h crashing into a stationary car.

Yes. That is the entire purpose of a question mark.

Good for you.

Nobody knows. All the people who have ever known that joke have died laughing.

Some sort of ham, I belief.

@Darvince. We Dutch very rarely translate names. If your name is Darvince, we will call you Darvince.

@Binary: Depends on the questions. If they are just some copy/pasted form, I will ignore them. If they are serious questions, I will answer them.

@Atvelonis: 2 GB of RAM. Your video card will need 512 MB of RAM.

Okay then how would you say Darvince when talking to someone? Like I would say [dɑɹvɪns] for example.

That's how I would say it as well. I know you are American, so I try to pronounce it in an American way.

Is English your first or second language?