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when i am king
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It was the year 2019, and the staff of the Interguild had gathered in Ontario to celebrate the 30th birthday of Canadian Stickdeath.
If you had asked him 12 years ago, when he was 18, how he expected himself to be when he was 30, he would have replied, "Married to Dando." But this was not to be, for only five years later Dando would reveal herself to be a man with an afro, and worse, a liar. This revelation caused a lot of shock and grief to Canadian, who was hospitalized for five days after the reveal. Why so dramatic a reaction from Canadian? Because he had sworn, upon viewing a picture of a woman that Dando claimed was her, that he would marry her.
He thought that he and Dando were part of another generation, sent from the heavens to act as mother and father to the unruly teenagers of the Interguild, even though the distance in years between them was greater than the distance between him and Livio. It was a beguiling illusion, and irrelevant. She was a woman, not a little girl half his age, or a young sarcastic Quirvy. who made caves, and good ones. And she was engaged.
Hope returned to Canadian in the form of an angry post, made by Dando, directed half to Quirvy and half to her fiance. On that day, Canadian strove to be a better man. He deleted his folder of "fun pictures" and started working on another cave, Niagara Falls.
"Who should marry Dando?" was asked. And Canadian thought he would be the only option... until he saw the name... of Jellsprout, the second oldest man on the interguild.
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when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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Quirvy, who was in charge of greeting the guests when they arrived, said to Canadian, "Hey, CSD, a pink car just showed up on the street. Any idea who that is?" They all knew which cars belonged to which members, because there had been a topic on the Interguild titled "Show off your cars!" and being red blooded men who were eager to show off their cars, because they had no girlfriends to show off instead, they had all posted images of their cars in the thread, so each car was accounted for. But none of them would get caught dead in a pink car, and it had never been posted in the topic. It was even more surprising when a dark haired woman with green eyes and pale skin in a black business suit came out of the car!
"Woah! Is that..." Quirvy rubbed his eyes and opened them wide. Shos came into the hallway and looked out of the front door, and he was equally surprised. The steroid user finished the Marylander's sentence on his behalf: "Is that a CHICK?"
"Do we have any girls on the interguild?" Quirvy asked, and he counted the number of staff on his fingers. Only staff had been invited, along with mature members, but there were no mature members to invite, so there was only staff. "No, we don't. Could Neezles be infiltrating our party?" But he had lost track of her age. "She was.... 5 years old in 2013, so she would only be 11 now. But this is obviously a woman who is at least 25 years old, possibly even 30."
Canadian came up behind Shos, and nearly fainted in shock! Could it be Dando? He still remembered that picture of the woman who was supposedly Dando but was actually a random woman whose photo was taken from google images without her permission. They looked exactly the same, only the woman in front of the car looked about ten years older. Before he knew it he had collapsed on the ground, and was being pulled up by Shos's muscular steroid-using arms.
| | aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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can you believe that the events of this story are less than a year away
| | Darvince |
sea level change
Age: 24 Karma: 107 Posts: 2043 Gender: Female Location: The Nuclear Era pm | email
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time to make a "Show off your cars!" topic even though I don't even drive yet
"Time is a circuit, not a line; cybernetics instantiates templexity."
| | aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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less than 6 months now
| | jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
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You know CSD, this is really sexist of you. Just because Sephro is not a woman doesn't mean you can't live a happily ever after with him.
| | canadianstickdeath |
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Flora Cossette is out there somewhere, I still believe. | | aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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Quote: In 1910, Leopold married Flora Cossette and they became the parents of 13 children: Daniel, Roger, Raymond, Emilien, John, Leon, Marcel, Jeanette, Rose ...
a bit too late for that i'm afraid
| | jellsprout |
Lord of Sprout Tower
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Quote: Flora Cossette Brunelle
BIRTH 27 Jan 1893
DEATH 27 Mar 1979 (aged 86)
I'm sorry CSD, I know how much she meant to you.
| | aych bee |
when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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only two weeks to go
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when i am king
Age: 104 Karma: 147 Posts: 1002 Gender: Female Location: you will be first against the wall pm | email
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