I didn't think you would, but I am not amused, rather, surprised and disappointed.

Isa's post irks me. I wouldn't even call sniper's jokes sexist, they were mostly revolving around cynical stereotypes about marriage, and the ones that weren't weren't making fun of women. Even if they do poke fun at gender stereotypes, that doesn't make him sexist. Treating someone else differently because of their gender makes you sexist.

Sexism still exists in parts of the US, but it isn't sniper telling a few jokes.

ohhhh lol. wow, I didn't realize isa's post referred to sniper's; I thought that was supposed to be a joke by itself or something, and didn't get what I should find amusing int he sexism page on wikipedia.

I agree with quirvy, laughing about that is definitely not sexist. the fact that my friends and I looooove making jokes about women and dead babies, doesn't mean we treat them like that, you know. respecially dead babies =\

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

lol. I expected something with 'then he punches her in the face' but I saw that the joke would end soon so I didn't know what the punchline's going to be. lucky for you, I did laugh

Exactly what I was thinking.

A guy goes to the doctors, and the doctor says "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and cancer" so the man says "Well, at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"

There's better twists on that.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
But when you have Alzheimer's
Roses are red

I don't know if anyone's posted this yes, but:
How do you make a plumber cry?

holy crap what is wrong with you XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENj7Z-afhY&feature=player_embedded

I think that counts as a joke

Been asking myself that for years, Shos

If your horse goes to fast you mustang on.

If you jump off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in seine

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be BAYgulls.

-snip wut happened-

Where do Native Americans store their energy?

In ATP!

What's blue and white and doesn't fit in a car?

A fridge in a denim jacket.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming, he wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in
shambles.

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A horse walks into a bar.

The barman says "why the long face?"

And the horse says: "My wife just died."

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It was another boring day at another boring bar in Texas.

The bartender sighed as the regulars drank in silence, until a man stumbles through the door. Thing is, this guy had a giant, perfectly spherical orange head. It looked like the 76 gas station ball, wobbling to-and-fro and everything. The guy plunks himself down at the bar, and it's only now that the bartender noticed that this guy has money popping out of his pockets and about the most gorgeous woman on the planet trailing behind him.


"Sir, before I can serve you a drink, I gotta ask...what the hell is going on here?" the bartender asked.


"That's the thing, man." The man responded. "I'm not quite sure. You see, I was walking down to this very bar when I tripped over a lamp. And it wasn't your regular street lamp, but instead one of those MAGICAL lamps. I pick up the sucker, rub it, and sure enough - out comes this GENIE! He asks me for three wishes. The first one was easy: infinite money! And that's why all this cash is flowing out of my pockets. The second was even easier: the best looking woman I can imagine! And that's why she's here."

The man shuffles in his seat, not quite comfortable.


"But then I ask for my third wish...and this is where I think I went wrong...I wished for a big, orange head."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor

Where's my tractor

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

So a priest walks into a church, holding a guitar. During mass, he starts playing the Gsus chord over and over again.
Another guy walks in with a guitar. He starts strumming Gsus2.

Competitive brawl

Three mathematicians are out hunting. They see a deer. The first one shoots and misses five feet to the left. The second one shoots and misses five feet to the right. The third one says, "We got it!"

An athlete walks into a bar.
"No, you idiot," his coach shouts. "You're supposed to jump over it!"

A philosopher walks into a bar... or does he? Does the bar really exist? Does he really exist?

A quadriplegic walks into a bar. What a miracle.

Sorry for these really bad jokes. I'm a terrible personne.  

so funnie

Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, "Did you know you were going at exactly 90 miles per hour?" Heisenberg says, "Great, now I'm lost."

A Roman soldier walks into a bar holding two fingers up. He says to the bartender, "Five beers please!"