One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCane should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily.

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCane should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCane should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother...

Who spelled McCain wrong?

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCain should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother screamed at him so loudly that he shattered like glass and the spiders disintergrated. Then a alien came and re-intergrated the spiders, which then

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCain should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother screamed at him so loudly that he shattered like glass and the spiders disintergrated. Then a alien came and re-intergrated the spiders, which then set damn hard exam papers for evansun. haily and livio arrested the spiders but then evansun got zzero for the paper and was sent to jail for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and the topic nearly got locked. phew. But evansun died.

lol...

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCain should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother screamed at him so loudly that he shattered like glass and the spiders disintergrated. Then a alien came and re-intergrated the spiders, which then set damn hard exam papers for evansun. haily and livio arrested the spiders but then evansun got zzero for the paper and was sent to jail for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and the topic nearly got locked. phew. But evansun died. Then Livio remembered to skip Evansun's crazy addition to the story

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCain should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother screamed at him so loudly that he shattered like glass and the spiders disintergrated. Then a alien came and re-intergrated the spiders, which then set damn hard exam papers for evansun. haily and livio arrested the spiders but then evansun got zzero for the paper and was sent to jail for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and the topic nearly got locked. phew. But evansun died. Then Livio remembered to skip Evansun's crazy addition to the story, so he locked the board again.  But then, one day

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCain should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother screamed at him so loudly that he shattered like glass and the spiders disintergrated. Then a alien came and re-intergrated the spiders, which then set darn hard exam papers for evansun. haily and livio arrested the spiders but then evansun got zzero for the paper and was sent to jail for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and the topic nearly got locked. phew. But evansun died. Then Livio remembered to skip Evansun's crazy addition to the story, so he locked the board again.  But then, one day Neo came with a lockpick and unlocked the thread, and visited the mod forums while he was at it.

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCain should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother screamed at him so loudly that he shattered like glass and the spiders disintergrated. Then a alien came and re-intergrated the spiders, which then set darn hard exam papers for evansun. haily and livio arrested the spiders but then evansun got zzero for the paper and was sent to jail for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and the topic nearly got locked. phew. But evansun died. Then Livio remembered to skip Evansun's crazy addition to the story, so he locked the board again.  But then, one day Neo came with a lockpick and unlocked the thread, and visited the mod forums while he was at it. But then Neo's mom came into the room and smacked him and dragged him by the ear into jail where he stayed for 10 years and afterwards he came home and his mother scolded him, "DON'T you dare look at mod forums." Then Neo called the police who arrested his mother for 2000 years and Neo woohooed and went back to looking on the mod forums. Then Neo clicked a link and ZAP! A Porygon landed next to his chair and the Porygon asked, "Beep! Please be Catplanet pet? Baap!" and Neo agreed, and so the Porygon was his Catplanet pet.

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCain should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother screamed at him so loudly that he shattered like glass and the spiders disintergrated. Then a alien came and re-intergrated the spiders, which then set darn hard exam papers for evansun. haily and livio arrested the spiders but then evansun got zzero for the paper and was sent to jail for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and the topic nearly got locked. phew. But evansun died. Then Livio remembered to skip Evansun's crazy addition to the story, so he locked the board again.  But then, one day Neo came with a lockpick and unlocked the thread, and visited the mod forums while he was at it. But then Neo's mom came into the room and smacked him and dragged him by the ear into jail where he stayed for 10 years and afterwards he came home and his mother scolded him, "DON'T you dare look at mod forums." Then Neo called the police who arrested his mother for 2000 years and Neo woohooed and went back to looking on the mod forums. Then Neo clicked a link and ZAP! A Porygon landed next to his chair and the Porygon asked, "Beep! Please be Catplanet pet? Baap!" and Neo agreed, and so the Porygon was his Catplanet pet. The end.

Next story!

There once was a great man named Bob, who

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCain should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother screamed at him so loudly that he shattered like glass and the spiders disintergrated. Then a alien came and re-intergrated the spiders, which then set darn hard exam papers for evansun. haily and livio arrested the spiders but then evansun got zzero for the paper and was sent to jail for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and the topic nearly got locked. phew. But evansun died. Then Livio remembered to skip Evansun's crazy addition to the story, so he locked the board again.  But then, one day Neo came with a lockpick and unlocked the thread, and visited the mod forums while he was at it. But then Neo's mom came into the room and smacked him and dragged him by the ear into jail where he stayed for 10 years and afterwards he came home and his mother scolded him, "DON'T you dare look at mod forums." Then Neo called the police who arrested his mother for 2000 years and Neo woohooed and went back to looking on the mod forums. Then Neo clicked a link and ZAP! A Porygon landed next to his chair and the Porygon asked, "Beep! Please be Catplanet pet? Baap!" and Neo agreed, and so the Porygon was his Catplanet pet. The end.  That was what bmwsu said. But FractalFreak continued the extremely long story. He guessed that this topic is going to be survive for a long time.

One day, Livio decided to make pie but he didn't have recipe. He decided to copy a book called "How to Annoy Haily" by I.Hate.Haily which was 69 pages long and turned to page 96 for the pie recipe. The pie recipe had spiders so Livio went to the woods to hunt spiders but got in trouble by the Friends of Spiders (FOS) for hunting the spiders so he got sent to jail for 9000 years and then he died and the whole Interguild died except Quirvy who became the new leader. The end... of this sentance! Then one day Quirvy spontaniously combusted for no reason whatsoever, hence being spontanious. Then someone went to lock the recipe and this topic. The End.  Then someone unlocked the topic. People started to post about why McCain should've won. They got Banned. Then they all teamed up and hacked and destroyed the interguild. Then Livio made all copies of the 2600 magazine go alive and kill their owners then burn up. But it just happened to be that Livio was a ghost. He had came back from the dead. But then, someone found out that Livio isn't a ghost. He had went on a very long vacation for 1000 years. Then, Livio bacame a pilot. He realized he needed to make a recipie, which called for coke, so he stole it from haily. Then Haily put a bomb Livio's bed while he was sleeping and he blew up and got destroyed to smithereens. Unexpectedely, he reformed into his boring ol' self, but his mother screamed at him so loudly that he shattered like glass and the spiders disintergrated. Then a alien came and re-intergrated the spiders, which then set darn hard exam papers for evansun. haily and livio arrested the spiders but then evansun got zzero for the paper and was sent to jail for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and the topic nearly got locked. phew. But evansun died. Then Livio remembered to skip Evansun's crazy addition to the story, so he locked the board again.  But then, one day Neo came with a lockpick and unlocked the thread, and visited the mod forums while he was at it. But then Neo's mom came into the room and smacked him and dragged him by the ear into jail where he stayed for 10 years and afterwards he came home and his mother scolded him, "DON'T you dare look at mod forums." Then Neo called the police who arrested his mother for 2000 years and Neo woohooed and went back to looking on the mod forums. Then Neo clicked a link and ZAP! A Porygon landed next to his chair and the Porygon asked, "Beep! Please be Catplanet pet? Baap!" and Neo agreed, and so the Porygon was his Catplanet pet. The end.  That was what bmwsu said. But FractalFreak continued the extremely long story. He guessed that this topic is going to be survive for a long time. So he hogged the topic and banished everyone for life.

BOOOOOOO!!!! This story sucks! Random 9's don't make a story good! A good plot does!

why don't you just ignore this topic like I do?

It's just annoying that this is a topic. It really shouldn't be. This should just be NET. This doesn't deserve to be called a story, and heres why:

The story has ended in 3 different places, and they still keep it going? Are you kidding me? And how does this sound like it should be called a "story"?:







I mean, come on! What is that?!? The first one would be considered ridiculous as it is, but then you just start throwing random 9's in there and call it a number.



That's bad, but this entire idea doesn't work because everyone wants to do something different with the story, and so they try to make it happen, instead of actually going along with what else is happening. It just doesn't work when that happens. There's a difference between funny/interesting and some of this stuff. How else could you go from Accel needing to make a recipe to Neo trying to take a peek at the mods forums? How else could 3 people say "The end", and then someone tries to continue it?

I'm telling you, people are trying to change the plot to fit their ideas, and it's really stupid. I wouldn't mind this board if you guys could come up with a story that actually follows a plotline, but the average plotline would look like this, summarized:

Livio goes on a quest to find a magical key, which is then stolen by Haily, who gets killed by "McCane". Accel seeks revenge but is then interrupted by a flying elephant, being driven by evan. A mod sees this a reckless, so he suspends him, so neo becomes a non-mod and everyone celebrates. The end... of neos mod powers that he never had. So he tried to regain them, like quirvy, but a giant evil bunny blocks his path to the castle of golden fairylocks, and he is forced to battle it to the death, where he then loses. Everyone is sad, except for csd, because he bet money on the rabbit. but then the rabbit killed CSD, so he wasn't happy either. the end. Of CSD's life. The rabit was sentanced to 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years in prison when it...

You get the point.

There. I've pretty much made the quality of one of these stories in about 6 minutes, something that you guys took 2 weeks to make(estimated. I don't care, so don't bother with corrections).



Lol. That post felt really harsh toned, but it's true. This is the worst topic in the interguild, and it makes us look really pathetic.

I think the real question is why is this board about me?

If this thread must survive, then here's a remedy:  every time someone adds something from now on, it must be five sentences or more, and can't be stupid to the point of spam.

and maybe stop quoting the whole thing b/c it's taking up a lot of room

They'll find some way to screw up. They always do...

But yeah, this won't work at all unless you guys start adding more. Catta also didn't really help when she threw in some random cattplanet reference. So if you want to do these things, stay on topic. Don't go from Haily looking for his true love to how cedric saves the world by killing the earwax monster in 3 sentences. This isn't a story unless it has a plotline.

Can I start a new story then?  A REAL story?

Here, I'll even start it off for you.

Hannah stood deep in consideration, staring at the open door before her. She had traversed claustrophobic tunnels, mastered malicious traps, and avoided round monkey things. However, according to the giant black bar above her head, there was a gem that she had not seen in her adventure. Did she want to go back and get it? Did she want to risk running into the evil Quirvy (sorry Quirvy) again, and risk him punching her in the face and stealing all of her treasure again? She took a long time to decide, and finally concluded that gems are totally awesome, and that she would backtrack through the cave until she found it.

After dropping down several floors again, she stood in front of her first challenge: it appears an arrow crate she hit before had caused an avalanche here. The route was blocked. As she walked along the pile of boulders, she noticed the sound of water gushing. It appears one of the boulders has knocked a hole into a wooden area of the floor. She looked down the hole, but saw only a black nothingness. She got onto her feet again to make a decision. Should she go down into the unknown darkness or should she leave the gem behind? As she pondered, a crushing sound came from above her. Just in time, she saw a black shadow falling towards her. She managed to jump away from the shadow, but as it crashed through the remaining part of the wooden floor, she crashed along.

Hannah said out loud "Is this the end?"  After a few seconds of falling, she splashed into water.  She wondered where she should go.  It was to dark to see anything.  Suddenly, she realized she was moving toward the sound of a waterfall.  What should she do?  Try to swim against the current?  Go over the waterfall and hope she wouldn't be killed?  After a second of pondering the question, she made up her mind.