Post anything that you think is funny.

explosm.net

xkcd.com
questionablecontent.net
basicinstructions.net
brawlinthefamily.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7LLBzUE82M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZGtX91qZD0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wTyI9xqy7U

You Americans have really weird bikes.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M5Vs1SZIiU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4HnI41Gl0Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zk0SI7H--I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85lvFlpXUA4

I noticed that a long time ago. I think CSD pointed it out too. Accel is the only person here who hasn't noticed it yet.

Another typo is the "used with permision" at the bottom of EVERY page...

livvy corrected it.

but now it sais membmer instead of member

Lol. That's a major fail by Livio.

lol, an EPIC fail. correcting one typo to another, that's just...livio.

He's probably too embarrassed by his spelling FAILS to even post here. XP

lol

I guess I should pay attention when I fix typos.

Two physicists are traveling around a bit with a balloon. They are having a nice time, debating Einstein vs Feynman, chatting about Heisenberg, saying how Archimides knew more than Newton. But soon they lost track of their location. They could see they were flying over some mountains, but they didn't know where.
Luckily, they spotted an old man sitting on a mountain reading a book. So they yell down:
"Hey! Excuse me! Could you tell us where we are?"
The old man looks up at the balloon, takes out a notepad and starts writing down stuff. Again the physicists yell down:
"Could you tell us where we are?"
But the old man keeps on writing in his notepad. The physicists are losing sight of the old man, so they try one more time:
"Could you please tell us where we are?"
After making a few final notitions, the old man stands up and yells:
"You are in a balloon!"
To which one of the physicists says to the other:
"Must have been a mathematician. When asked a simple question, he thinks for a long time. And although his answer is 100% correct, it is completely useless."


A physicist and a programmer are sharing a house. Usually the physicist cooks, but tonight it is the programmer's turn. So he starts working from his cooking instructions.
After a while he asks the physicist how to boil a liter of water. The physicist takes 10 milliliters (0.010 liter, silly Americans with your silly Imperial system) of water and puts in the water boiler. So the programmer starts writing:
-1 -> n
-Repeat n=100
--0.010 L water -> W
--boil W
--W -> list A (n)
--n + 1 -> n
-end

Ewww, sophisticated humor. Don't get it, don't want to.

I also have another Physics joke, but it is full of SI units, so I don't think any of you will understand it. Probably only Shos and perhaps Isa.

I still have no idea why the U.S. still doesn't follow metric. If Obama ever starts a metric transition, they should give him another Noble Prize for it.

Along with the fact that the metric system is a hell of a lot easier to understand. But us Americans gotta be unique.

lol jell that's awsome xD
I have a few of this kind too:

a mathematician, biologist and physicist look at a building. then, one person goes inside. then, two persons come out.
the physicist says, look!! he made a double!
the biologist says, woah!! mitosis!!
the mathematician says, aWsoMeZ!! so now, if someone goes in, the building will be empty!



a mathematician, biologist and physicist want to prove that all odd numbers are prime.
the mathematician says: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and the rest is proved with induction.
the physicist says: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is a measurement error...
the biologist says: 4 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime..

bring it on =]

That first one is pretty good.

A mathematician, a physicist and a biologist are sitting in a train. They are driving past a field with cows on. One of those cows is purple.
"Look!" the bioligist says. "Purple cows do exist!"
To which the physicist replies: "No, we only know that in this one instance, there exists a cow that is purple."
The mathematician says: "No, there appears to be this one cow of which we know that at least one side is purple."

And now the joke I told about in my previous post:
All major physicists are playing hide and seek on the beach. All the important ones are there: Newton, Einstein, Higgs, Heisenberg. Einstein starts as the seeker. As he is counting, everbody runs away to hide, except for Newton. Instead, he picks up a stick and draws a square around him.
Einstein finishes counting and sees Newton standing there.
"I've found you, Newton," he says.
"No, I'm not Newton," Newton replies. "I'm Newton per square meter. I'm Pascal."

hehe XD awsome thing that second one XD you could just about do the same with Tesla, Webber, Gauss and stuff...

i already heard of that first one; but i have heard it in another way.