Some people want to know what happened to Catplanet (otherwise known as Cattatron). Well, a few of you might've read that chatbox post I made.

Cattatron has gone! Off the face the universe. They, of course, deserved it. Why, you ask? Because they went mental.

The Guru cats (Guru translates as CRAZY) possessed the other cats, and they started going against the law - polluting! (That's definitely against the law of Cattatron) And drinking, smoking, that sort of thing. And then every cat caught that psychosis mental illness. Tormenting their kits wasn't enough for me to stop their foolish acts, so I pressed the self-destruct button. Man, you all missed the fireworks! The hugest fireworks that practically destroy all firework records. Every Cattatron thing, cat, plant, animal, whatever, disappeared off the face of the universe forever, all records destroyed. Yay! (No really, I mean yay. Cattatron gave me a headache.)

Later I created Lutria. It has no cat in it, apart from bloodthristy lion wolves and Lotchi. Well, Lotchi is more of a hedgehog, but I guess cat ears count? And Kerika before she turned evil. The tales of Lutria are to be left for another time.

Now, let's celebrate Cattatron's destruction! LOL

Oh.  My.  Gosh.

The penguin is MY thing.  MINE.  Not yours, MINE.  No touchy.  I could sue you for copyright violation.


Ok, i dont think you would say psychosis mental illness.  Mental illness is redundant.  Just psychosis is enough.


Self destruct button?  That means you pressed it while on Cattatron, otherwise it would not have been a self destruct button.  But you are on earth, thus it is not a self destruct button, is it not?


I think that by law of conservation of mass, nothing can truly be destroyed, but maybe rearranged into other stuff.  Therefore Cattatron is still alive, just not in the state it was before.  Thus it did not disappear off the face of the universe forever.


Epic fail.


Why are we celebrating this one month late?  I think Catta is suffering from psychosis, and has lost her sense of time,  or something.

Fail fail on Orca.

Catta said, "no cat in it, apart from the bloodthirstly lion wolves and lotchi"

This implies that the lion wolves(?) belong to a rare group of very few cats on the planet, or whatever, so therefor, there is no fail there, because she acknowledges them as cats.

However, I believe that wolves are very similar to dogs, so I don't know if lion wolves really make sense anyways.


Also, "cattatron" is not actually still alive, because it, as a planet, is nonliving, and therefor was never alive to begin with. Also Cattatron isn't a mass, because it does not (and never did) exist. Cat planet was part of Catta's imagination, and maybe a few other people as well, and if in catta's imagination Cat Planet was destroyed and completely disappeared from the universe, then that's what happened to cattplanet.

Indeed... (to Quirvy)

Lion wolves is just really the wolf the size of a lion with teeth like a lion.

And (to Orca) I am NOT suffering from psychosis, nor loss of sense of time. I made Lutria straight after Cattatron was destroyed.

Oh yeah, self-destruct button thing, I have a button here that sends a radio signal to the planet and destroys it from within. I should really destroy this button. Otherwise I might turn Sattatron into ashes (Sattatron is the planet of my friends, not related to Lutria apart from being in the same universe, Lutria is in another galaxy!)

But I do suffer from a high level of depression.

Just a note: I didn't make Lutria a month later, I meant straight after, as the post above says.

We need a news announcement for the destruction of Cattatron. NOW! Quirvy, get to work!

There is no law of conservation of mass, only conservation of energy. And even that isn't actually true, when you take Heisenberg into account. It is more like a (dynamic) balance of mass.


Bloody guru's, blowing up planets and stuff.

Orca!! Why are you lying to us like this!?!


The announcement about the funeral is good enough.

Anyways, with this whole new Lutria thing emerging, I think here on earth, we need to make some rules


1. No Lutria citizens may visit earth
2. Any Lutrians found on the Earth(this includes our precious internet) will be shot and killed
3. Anyone found smuggling Lutrians into Earth will not be shot and killed, but given a lethal injection.
4. Earthlings may not speak positively of Lutrians

These are dark times, my friends, and we cannot risk trusting these aliens. We must try to keep them from our planet as long as possible, or else the human race might become wiped out by these evil creatures from the unknown.

That is all.

lol my interpretation of that quote was an epic fail. but according to our paul hewitt textbook there is a law on conservation of mass in chem reactions.  im guessing that exploding a planet is a chemical reaction.


either catta's mind IS the universe, or it is actually ME thats developing psychosis and is interpreting this wrong.  The latter is sort of/not really preferred.  Cuz i'm unselfish and think about others, like i would willingly submit to psychosis rather than let catta rule the universe, disposing of things composed of everything livio or quirvy, and drowning the world in a frenzy of strange exotic feline creatures with names like Stormfeather or Leafkit at her will.  Or it could be that its just quirvy.

These are indeed dark times.

That is all.

Jell: At first paragraph, What? And the second, Yeah, I should've destroyed them in the first place, but who cares? Cattatron gave me a headache -_-;

Orca: Psychosis is very bad for you. Do you want to be a Guru for the rest of your life?
There's no way Lutria will come to Earth. Too far for travel.

P.S. I destroyed the self-destruct button but accidentally destroyed Pluto in the process. Damn.
P.S.S. We need a rule saying "Cattatron must be spoken of negatively if mentioned, and there must be very little mention of Lutria if mentioned." Or something like that.
P.S.S.S. Since I am crazy of no corn chips in the house for two whole days, you can maybe expect the destruction of Jupiter.
P.S.S.S.S. Who ever heard of a kid ruling the world? I'm only 10 and turning 11 soon.

That is all.

this topic is so uninteresting, that of all the posts, i read exactly none of them, and still i'm posting. i did vote in the poll, though. and even there, didn't read the questions or answers...just saw, 'I hate livio!' and voted right away..

I don't exactly know why I put "I Hate Livio!" in the poll.

P.S. Corn chips just came here, so Jupiter is safe.
P.S.S. Lutria's origin is EARTH.
P.S.S.S. Speaking of which, I don't think the meteor that killed the dinosaurs killed all of the dinosaurs. What I think is that it killed 3/4 of the dinosaur population, and all of the food, and the last dinosaurs died of starvation. It's just my opinion, don't nessecarily think it's true if you think otherwise.
P.S.S.S.S. Go Cart Surfer music!

By Einstein's E=mc^2, any energy put into or obtained from any reaction results in a change of mass. This change is too low to measure, but it is still there.
And chemical reactions are far too weak to blow up a planet. You will need a nuclear fusion or perhaps even matter/anti-matter assimilation.

I think you're developing psychosis.

Also, note that I never stated that Lutria was imaginary, but even if I did, things of imagination can reach the internet(as I think we have all seen).



All the more reason for why they are more likely to try to return, and why we need to prevent this from happening!!

Nah. It was all so long ago that only Loki and Lotchi remember.

OK, why do topics seem to go dead when I answer?

And I have found out: Nothing bad was purposely Haily's fault. A Guru Spirit escaped and took over his body, traveled into the past and started doing bad things!

Quirvy, you need to announce this. NOW! This is SERIOUS news!

Meanwhile, Livio must stop Haily eating cookies. Gurus LOVE cookies. They make them even more mental.

The Interguild Research Team Disagrees with you on this matter.

Also, I don't know what a Guru is, but if it's a Lutrian, administrative action might need to be taken.

No, a Guru is a Cattatron Cat. Or, really, was.

Do you have a mind search/mind read function? I know a Guru's craziness when I see it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guru

I was saying the CATTATRON Guru cat, you...!

Okay, I know that's a lie, cuz they're all dead, and Haily is alive, so lets go with what Orca(Maybe Captain Wikipedia's true identity?) said



Haily!?? Great knowledge and wisdom?! Okay, this clearly is not what Haily is. He's the whole reason for why most of us have new posts counts.

Interguild Research Team looks to be right again.

No, one survived. I told you, I know a CATTATRON Guru's actions when I see one! And I am never mistaken! Also, NOTHING is right nor wrong! It's ever neutral or quirky. and this answer is either quirky or not one at all!

/quote

Guru.

What?

I drew a picture of a Cattatron Guru. They don't even know what 1+1 is! Now THAT is pretty stupid.
They have very rotten (orange) teeth, bloodshot eyes, and their fur/skin is red from overloads of melonomia (is that how you spell it?) and surprisingly they are immune to dead effects. Oh, yeah, Gurus vomit every hour. And cookies make them go hyper.

Originally, the Guru was going to be a banana form.

Hyper Guru Catt: