Yes, Neezles is getting married. (She's outside picking a wedding dress with Samuel and Lucy). She isn't sure who to marry however. Her parents don't really approve, but she throws a huge fit if she doesn't get her way, so whatever. The "Berry Code of Conduct" (whatever that is) says that you can have as many boyfriends as you want, but in the end you can only marry one person. Jazz and Soccerboy were Neezles' boyfriends and now she isn't sure who to marry. VOTE & DISCUSS

I wouldn't wish a fate like that upon anybody.

Oh god, neezles hacked HB's account... that first. and now she thinks i'm her boyfriend?!?!?!?!?! Jazz and I are the unluckiest people on earth. scratch that. UNIVERSE

I edited in another option.

Omg thank you quirvy.

Neezles sent me a message through e-mail:

"hannahbanana@example.com wrote:

Soccerboy says, "Oh god, neezles hacked HB's account... that first. and now she thinks i'm her boyfriend?!?!?!?!?! Jazz and I are the unluckiest people on earth. scratch that. UNIVERSE"

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Tell this to Soccy: "Honey, you are my boyfriend. Have you forgotten our relationship? I will be happy to buy you some memory medicine if you want. Will a kiss make you feel better--no not just a regular kiss on the lips, a FRENCH kiss. Divine. ""

:/

Oops, I deleted the poll. The options are:

- Jazz -
- Soccerboy13542 -
- Jazz should get drunk and seduce Catta -
- Soccerboy should get drunk and seduce Catta -

Neezles would be better off being one of those single, blue-haired ladies with 15 cats.

I restored it for you.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! (did i spell minute right?)

when neezles made a fake account, rosa, she said that she was a LITTLE GIRL, but now she is getting married?

we have a mystery to solve!

I think that the real mystery is who hates jazz enough to volunteer him?

Neezles sent me another e-mail

"hannahbanana@example.com <hannah banana> wrote:

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Banana Banana! I'm getting married to both of them, no matter what the Berry Code of Conduct says. See you at the wedding chapel! "

oh lord

Neezles just sent me some pictures of the wedding that she's forcing me to post. I'll upload them in a sec

Have you considered Mormonism? (Did I say that out loud?)

In a way you would understand neezles: oh i'm sorry, that was my brother, Jonathan. one of numerous siblings

Here's the first picture. A picture of JAZZ AND NEEZLES KISSING. EW

@LIVIO: So i get picture locked cuz i had a picture of robert pattinson and neezles gets away with THIS!?!?!!?

Neezles says that is Soccerboy's wedding present for her. Looks so cheap, but whatever

see neezles, soccerboy hates you so much that he gives you a poorly drawn pixely picture of a donut with a heart and spider webs.

Considering the fact that that is PIXELS, I would say it was very cheap.

This is Neezles' wedding cake. It looks awfully like it's made of mud, but the wedding people ordered it from Dumpster Bakery so no surprise I guess

I also got her a very nice folder for school!!!!!     

Neezles sent me an email

"hannahbanana@interguildmail.org <hannah banana> wrote:

Soccerboy sent you a folder for school

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you are a true hubby, Soccer =)"

groaannnn

And another

"a.neezles.a@hatpcmail.net <neezles> wrote:

Hey, can you forward this to Soccerboy?

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hey, aych bee, can you forward this to Neezles: