...the Warehouse. Quirvy, a soldier of the anti-Warehouse, began to attack Soccer. He killed Soccer, stole his popsicle and took it back to the lab for experimenting.

Meanwhile, Yuggy received the gem back from Silver. Silver, then discovering that Soccer had been killed, proceeded to turn into a stoic knight, seeking revenge on who killed Soccer.

Far, far away, Cedric became slightly confused, and was rained down upon with a shower of cookies...

Cedric looked up and hung his mouth open, trying to catch the raining cookies in his mouth. He started getting disappointing, because he wasn't having a lot of luck. A couple minutes later, when he finally ate a cookie from the sky, he choked on the cookie because it fell with such speed that he didn't have time to actually catch it. He passed out and wasn't seen for a while. Back at the warehouse where Quirvy was examining the Popsicle...

I like talking about myself in 3rd person.

"Actually, I hate talking about myself in 3rd person. I don't see the fourth wall." said Cedric, who woke up to find Quirvy right next to him, examining the Popsicle. The Popsicle was actually a cake, but Quirvy didn't know it. He decided to move to the middle of the Atlantic becuase...

...It was wet there. Quirvy got mad when he found out the popsicle was a cake and smashed stuff up. Sliver heard the smashing and divided into the ocean when...

... a giant pterodolphin swooped her up out of the water, so she...

...got very scared, but the pterodolphin-thing-whatever-it's-called didn't do any harm. It offered Silver a ride in dolphin language, and Silver somehow telepathically understood what it was saying. Silver hopped on the dolphin's back and...

...it took her to Quirvy's lair. The pterodolphin smashed a large hole in the side of the lair. Silver, as best she could, thaked the pterodolphin, and then...

...Silver went in through the great maze, and confronted Quirvy, who pulled out a death ray. He then...

...Death rayed silver, and flew away from the never ending story in a flying saucer, never to be mentioned again! Silver was...

...dead. Unfortunately, Silver was actually Quirvy's great-grandmother. Quirvy was actually in the past, before he was born, so he ceased to exist or something like that. Because he messed up time, the whole world...

...was late to their various social outings. Yaya, missing the shuttle bus to the Okapi ranch, had time to realize he was in this thread, threw on Silver for writing him in to this conjunctivitis fanfic slam session (she survived), and he promptly committed suicide by stabbing himself with a blivet, never to return to this story, ever. Upon discovery of the body, Silver...

decided to summon a plumber to help save the world. The plumber grabbed his overalls and wrench, and set out on his epic quest. Unfortunately he got eaten by a...  

...mouse. The plumer was dead. Then Yuggy chased after Quirvy. He knew that if he could kill Quirvy before Quirvy killed Silver time would be fixed. Luckily, because time was broken, traveling back was quite easy. Yuggy just needed to find a rip in time. Before he could start to search for one, a rift opened up right in front of him. A familiar face stuck out of the rift. The pterodolphin had returned! Yuggy then jumped through the rift, and headed towards Quirvy's lair. Time to stop this before it began..

.... to get conjested as Yuggy tries to cross the road. The Polllution was incredibly high and Yuggy could not see an entrance to Quirvy's lair. But who would want to do such a thing? Who would want to choke Yuggy and pollute this wierd parallel world type thingy and save Quirvy? Dezzla. He was sitting in his green Volkswagen Passat, laughing his head off and...

...Yuggy lept into Quirvy's lair and knocked him back. Time was reset and all was well. Yuggy swam back home on the pterodolphin. Everyone who had died was now alive again. Time was fixed...

...Until neezles broke out of Jail and...

...stole the gem. Now everyone had to rescue it again...

...but nobody really cared. Everyone decided to lynch Jazz and he was never seen again. À cause de ça...

....Bon bon oui oui, and then a giant taco appeared in a mist and seized the gem oly to be...

Soccer in disguise. He threw a peanut butter sandwich at Yaya's face, then left to time travel to the UK. Meanwhile, Silver had a seizure, and...

...soccer started to die because of his allergy to peanuts, therefore...

...he had to be rushed to hospital. He pulled through. Meanwhile, while people were confused over the fake gem, the real one was...

actually CSD. Silver then...

...stole CSD aka. the gem, and took him away. Everyone went to find CSD wondering where he had gone. CSD meanwhile...

... Was having an absoloute ball! He loved being dragged around by Silver. But the fun was shortlived because...