Once upon a time, there was a really, really bad gamer. He was sooo bad, that he managed to hit a mine in the first click of minesweeper. More than once - he was really a shame to this world. Anyways, one day he came upon a site full of stupid games, just as he likes! So he rambled on in that site; and despite being so bad - since that site is stupid too - he earned Neopoints. That site - it had so many games; and he played and played; and failed and failed. Until one day...He found one game; a game that changed his life. It was a game named Hannah and the Pirate caves. That game was, for some reason - not so hard for him. He actually managed to get through all the tutorials, and start level one! (He didn't know that level was always available, what a stupid..). So then, our gamer boldly tried to beat level one. He tried once; twice; and in the third time he let out a great shout, and gave up. "I can't do this. It's too hard! You seriously need balls of steel to beat that thing" - he said to his friend. However, his friend was not as a fail as him. "Well, if you can't beat level one, why don't you try getting the Gems in the tutorials, D?" his friend responded. "For the thousandth time, man, DON'T CALL ME D!! I have a name you know. And, what are Gems?"....

*facepalm*

"You suck, D. Gems are hidden objects inside the levels, which you can try and get. Search them!"

And so, out failure opened tutorial 1 again. and again, and again. and again. "I can't find anything in this !#$!#% game!!! Teach me!!" "Fine, you moron. Here, let's start with some bootcamp training. Prepare yourself, we leave in a minute"

The two lads then went on, to the library, where they have two computers near each other. They opened the game together, and D followed everything his mate did.

"You know, I'm starting to get the hang of this thing. Here, let me try this one on my own"
"You're out of luck, D. This is the sixth one, it has no Gem. But I have to say, your bravery is astonishing; you're usually such a coward..but now, your eyes...something has changed in there."
"DO NOT CALL ME D!!!!! my name is Deku, dude!...

..well, I do feel better now, you know. After the training, I'm ready to any challange. ANY. CHALLANGE."
"Any challange eh? rrrrrrightt.. So uh, let's go right horses.?"
"man, sometimes you're such a douchebag; this isn't europe - we don't have any horses anymore. Let's go ride Okapis! They're MUCH AWSOMER anyways."

The lads went out of the library. But alas, the police has made a roadblock! Nobody can enter or exit the place.
"What's going on, dude?"
"Dunno, D"
"I wasn't talking to you, lol. I was talking to this POLICE OFFICER(shouts) WHO DOES NOT EVEN LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO H---"
...*roundhouse hoof-kick*...

"falkj33^kan2. 1 l2j1nbl!!!!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! We didn't mean to really go ride Okapis. Oh, and he doesn't know Okapish, so try English, kay?"
"jal%762jvn."
"...whatever. Can I call you Ok? My name is dude and...what's that on your back?"
"It's my son, lousy HOOOman. And on HI-HI-HIIiis back, that's my daughter. Now wake up your friend, I want the Okapistack on my back to learn HAHAHow to HUUUmiliate a HUUmin who spoke our name in vain"

*Deku wakes up*
..
To be continued...

I thought this was probably the best pentathlon entry I've read yet, but then I read the ending and it made absolutely no sense to me.