Bub, listen up. What I want you to do, is hear the truth. The truth ain't pretty, it ain't even gunna cake its face with makeup like lasses who know they ain't pretty but gotta do what they gotta do. It's gunna hurt, but you know whats gunna hurt more? Failure, thats it--failure. When you've typed up a storm that leaves to show a shiny lil' pitch, kickstartin' your project--your shiny lil' project, where you'll vest allllll your hopes'n'dreams. And when it goes not like you like, you're gunna be hurt. You're gunna be... dis-uh-poin-tuhd. D'supoin'ed like nothin' else. better to 'ave it this way, promise. What I'm gonna do, is gonna say the thing so nothin' like this'll'ev'r'appen, and what YOU'RE gunna do is listen, listen like youre a schoolboy listenin' to the teach's lessons. I'm the teach, you got it? And when you hear this its gunna hurt, but not as much as you're gunna be hurt when you DON'T listen up and go ahead with your project, full of hopes'n'dreams'n'visions, of the golden future time, when you're gunna be lyin' in a pile of golden hay, rich beyond your ever dreams. Then you're going to be 'urt, for REAL. But, don't think this is all gunna be a walk in'na park. This is gonna hurt too, but what'd you rather have? Son, listen up. This is gunna be beneficial to your future. This is gunna lead you to the path of bein' a man. And you wanna be a man?... You wanna be rich, not like a CEO or summat, but s'fishunt rich to get a nice lass for yer wife and raise a few childrun, 'n' grow old? Lis'nup, son, lis'nup, bub, listen to eeeeeevuhry word I say, and Ill lead you to the path of bein' a man.

I crack open a can of Bud Light. A basin on my lap, I raise the can to my forehead and, tilting my head back, I pour the liquid over my face, letting it run into the cracks around my nose. My nostrils meet the smell of refreshing, delicious lager. With my other hand, I rub the solution around my face and into my pores.

The drops of Bud Light drip into the basin, from my nose and chin.

"Bu' Lite uhways 'minds me of m' mama," I say. "M' mama, she smelt like Bu' Lite all day long."

I can only get like 3 sentences into the opening post. Your work needs work. The other 3 posts were alright, but the first one was too large. Try to avoid large walls of text, by being more concise and also using line breaks to separate text

Also consider using actual English, instead of typing words how they are pronounced, like "Lis'nup" and "'urt"

unless, of course, accent is attempted to be made. in which case, ol' Bu' Lite, is okayish, I guess.