I think that Thomas is the person most likely to get into stuff like this, so Thomas

canadianstickdeath

Krotomo is correct. It is from the high school film project Family Reunion by canadianstickdeath and friends... I mean the line wasn't spoken by CSD but he was the one who'd written it so it kind of counts. Now gaze upon the 2005 camcorder quality and listen to the Maritime accents! (and realize how fast your life is slipping away)

go go go!

Kind of sounds like something young Yaya would say.

blueym

Silver?

nope, none of those three

cedric

cedric?

edit: eh ill let it stand

Yimmy wins!

http://www.interguild.org/members/forums/jump.php?to=1231205982

Comas, etc.

whatever you say

CSD is resident crappy computer dude (AFAIK) but the exaggerated punctuation marks and caps lock seem to impy silver. (unless this was when csds lower case letters were held hostage)
I'll go with silver

2 is obviously to sup_mus which leads me to believe its shos, as he constantly did his best to help him

3 is thomas

Lol. Silver is my age I think and I was a fetus in '98 so...

Silver exaggerates a ton, though.

1. csd, I think he went through a phase of ALL CAPS

2. I vaguely remember this. jellsprout?

3. yimmy seems confident this is thomas, so I will guess thomas

Krotomo wins (lol), the second one was Isa and the reason I picked it is because it's from a time when people released more than two caves a week.

im so polite omg

New round with the HB format:

FlashMarsh, Teo, HB?

wow this a pretty good round. I can get a feel for each one but I don't feel confident about any of my guesses at the same time.

First one seems like an experienced pretty mature member calling out someone younger than them for BS. I don't think it's FlashMarsh because even though it's pretty aggressive, it feel's like they're holding back some rage. Flashmarsh doesn't hold back

Second one seems like it's a good chance to be a wildcard. I think someone who's had a pretty prolonged disappearance. Teo's a pretty good guess.

Third one is seems like somebody I would expect out of someone from the minecraft community. I don't think HB would ever say "nom-nomming", even in that context.

IDK, but I'll go with
1. Yaya
2. Cedric
3. Darvince

You know me too well, Quirvy.

1. I wanted to say Quirvy, but considering that he doesn't seem to think it's him... I feel like the target of that comment is probably Cedric but that alone doesn't provide a lot of context. This is someone who uses proper grammar and punctuation... I'll go ahead and guess CSD?

2. Teo.

3. Atvelonis??? I'm thinking it could be either Mymop or a younger atvelonis, which is basically the same thing as mymop (no offense).

No correct guesses so far

Some of you are very close in some aspects though

Wow, absolutely massacred (lol).

1. Isa, circa 2008? Back when he was still all and used capital letters and got on Quirvy's nerves, like, all the time.
2. umm I'll say Jory just because I remember that his username used to be jorster23.
3. Kooler.

The first one stumps me. I agree that it sounds like an older user scolding a younger one, but I really can't put my finger on who it could have been. Jellsprout, maybe...?

Interesting analysis on the second quote, Quirvy. Could be a lot of people, but perhaps Buboy? This is a stretch, but I distinctly recall our birthdays being very close (mine lands on Feb. 23, I think his is either the same day or one day off). It's possible that that quote was taken from an old birthday thread for one of us, which would be where the 23 comes from. I'm not sure where else that number would come up in conversation.

The "nom-nomming" bit is definitely something I could have said in 2013 or so, but the rest of it is a little too playful/creative for younger me. Also, at that time I insisted on using all caps and a ton of asterisks to be funny (or something, I'm not really sure anymore), which this quote lacks, so unless it was a strange period of restraint I think it's someone else, perhaps Jorster.