Jellsprout
1. (8) You jump on Crabby and ride to Shos!

Rocket Guy
1. (9) You make a very nice large furnace.
2. (No Roll) Offer will be sent.
3. (5) You just about manage to hide, but it's not a very good hiding place.

Sniper
1. (7) You manage to find a lovely fruit tree and heal yourself 1500.
2. (7) You meditate for hours, but it works! Any turn where you meditate as the first of your actions gets a +1 modifier to all other rolls that turn. (It counts as a No Roll w/ Action)
3. (6) You successfully make some plans, but you're not 100% happy with them.
4. (8) You make a very polished set of plans.
5. (No Roll) You meditate some more.

Jazz
1. (8) You learn the spells 'Basic Heal', 'Shield of Rock' and 'Cleanse Soul'
2. (2) The dark magic backfires, and you get hit by the very spell you were trying to learn, and are damaged 1200.
3. (6) You start to make good use of your wood. It will take another two turns to complete.
4. (No Roll) I will send the invites.
5. (8) You learn the spells 'Water Pressure' and 'Water Slice'

Flash
1. (No Roll) You ally with Jazz.
2. (10) You learn the spells Cure and Group Cure
3. (8) You increase your max HP by 1500
4. (7) You increase the power of the sentry guns.
5. (9) You build a very large lava trap door...

Shavey
1. (9) You find a plentiful supply of yellow fruit, and munch it all down healing yourself back to full, and increasing your max HP by 500.
2. (7) You make him a degreaser.
3. (7) You learn the spell Minor Magical Dynamite.
4. (10) You learn the spells Compression Blast, Fist of Air and Blade of Air.
5. (2) You find a great looking supply of raw meat, but as you begin to collect it, the owner sees you and is not very pleased. The large scorpion stings you for 750 damage as you run away.

Shos
1. (6) You learn the electrical spell, Shockwave.
2. (9) You learn the spells Death by Glass and Glass Rain.
3. (6) You manage 350 push-ups and raise your max HP by 350.
4. (No Roll) You ally with Jell.
5. (No Roll) You summon nezletron...

Battle!

Shos casts Shockwave at nezletron dealing 1500 Damage with 300 Bonus Shock Damage Per Turn. (4)
Jellsprout punches nezletron with Fist of Air, dealing 1500 damage (7)
Crabby blasts nezletron with Water Blast dealing 750 Damage with 100 bonus drown damage per turn. (4)

Total Damage to nezletron: 4150 (Shocked -300 a turn, Drowning -100 a turn, Stunned)
nezletron end HP: 3850 (Shocked -300 a turn, Drowning -100 a turn, Stunned)

nezletron is stunned

Shos casts Glass Rain on nezletron dealing 1000 damage with 500 Bonus bleed damage per turn. (5+3 (because Metal is weak against Glass) =8)
Jellsprout smashes nezletron with Fist of Air dealing 3000 damage and stunning nezletron (10, Critical!)
Crabby blasts nezletron with Water Blast for 750 damage plus 100 bonus drown damage. (5)

Total Damage to nezletron: 5650 (Shocked -300 a turn, Drowning -100 a turn, Bleeding -500 a turn, Stunned)

nezletron has been defeated!

nezletron dropped:
Chain Lightning Spell Tome
Drown Spell Tome
Bubbling Blue Liquid

Split this between yourselves.

Both your max HP has been boosted by 1500.

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Sniper

Current Health: 2450/3000
Items on Hand: Wooden Spear of Ultimate Doom, Plans for a Energy Sheild, Plans for a Interstellar Laser Canon
Effects: Enlightened

Shos

Current HP: 4850/4850
Items on Hand: Drown Spell Tome, Chain Lighting Spell Tome, Bubbling Blue Liquid
Effects: Glass Spells: Death by Glass, Glass Rain, Electric Spells: Shockwave

Jellsprout

Current HP: 6000/6000
Items on Hand: Magical Conch, Crabby the Crab (5000/5000)
Effects: Air Spells: Compression Blast, Fist of Air

Jazz

Current HP: 1800/3000
Items on Hand: Sword of Shadows, Super Pick, Uranium, Lead
Effects: Super Pick (+1 to all mining rolls), Earth Spells: Sheild of Rock, Misc Spells: Basic Heal, Cleanse Soul, Water Spells: Water Pressure, Water Slice

Shavey

Current HP: 2750/3500
Items on Hand: Blimp, Pig sized Pyro Suit, Degreaser, Pyro Suit, PiggypiggyII (2500/2500), Pig-Degreaser,
Effects: Flameproof, Air Spells: Compression Blast, Fist of Air, Blade of Air

Rocket Guy

Current HP: 1/3000
Items on Hand: Salt Water Filter, Large Furnace
Effects: Hiding

Flash

Current HP: 4500/4500
Items on Hand: Two Sentry Guns, Lava Trapdoor
Effects: Super Awesome Hiding Place, Explosive Spells: Minor Magical Bomb, Minor Magical Grenade, Magical C4, Misc Spells: Basic Heal, Cure, Group Cure

1)Heal!
2)Relearn dark magic
3)Continue to work on the town
4)Mine diamond and other precious minerals
5)Find a female cow and milk it.

I will accept Shos's alliance under 3 conditions:
1. Shos will respond to the name Porky.
2. I will be allowed to use Shos's glasses to start fires.
3. Shos will not under any circumstances start worshiping dismembered pig heads.

take all loot, read both tomes. give liquid to jellsporut.
accept jell's conditions, considering the fact that I'm not as blind as Piggy, and a response to Porky can be just a loud fart.
keep building le shelter.
keep training (pushups etc) to be badbutt
find a sharp stone and carve/shape/break/etc it in order to make it spearhead-like
summon and kill Hornet. start with Shockwave, then rain

Heal

Create bomb proof shelter

Set up sentry guns outside base

Learn some more powerful air spells

Strengthen blimp

PrudencePrune has appeared with 15000/15000 HP!

Also Shos, I advise you drink the potion.

sure, why not, don't give jell anything and drink the potion! you should have said it was a potion lol

Were you serious...?

-Meditate
-Study the dark magic
-Study the secrets of life and death
-Practice summoning very small and weak creatures as allies
-Write a semi-erotic novel involving vampires and werewolves

-Join the game
-Build a dock
-Get attacked by Nezletron for 500 HP
-Heal myself to 5000/3000
-Medidate for 2 days

learn whatever magic i can

mine for coal

cook glass

make a mug

drink some water

Hey, everyone's stealing my meditate!

-Meditate
-Improve energy shield plans
-Gather materials for laser cannon
-Start tunneling underground to make an underground city
-Build monastery for me to meditate in near the ceremonial fire pit

You can't reap the benefits of meditating unless you're enlightened.

Yeah, looks like this one is abandoned too.

Mmmmm. We neve really got too far anyway.

I will probably do this later today, I've just not had the time...

Flash
Secret Action 1 (5) You plant the magical C4 and detonate it, but it turns out Shavey had left earlier. You have destroyed the blimp, but Shavey is still alive.

Jazz
1. (5) You find some fruit and heal yourself 500.
2. (2) It backfires... Again... Damaging you 1200.
3. (No Roll w/ Action) One turn left!
4. (9+1=10) You mine lots of lovely Diamond, and you also find some Emeralds and Cobalt.
5. (4) The cow isn't female. The bull kicks you for 500 damage.

Shos
1. (No Roll) You learn the spells Drown and Chain Lightning.
2. (No Roll w/ Action) 2 turns left!
3. (7) You manage 400 this time and raise your max HP accordingly.
4. (3) You cut yourself on the stone damaging you 500.
5. (No Roll) You hear a loud buzzing...

Hornet ambushes and stings shos for 1125 damage with 250 bonus poison damage per turn (9, Mini-crit!)

shos end HP: 3375/5250 (Poisoned -250 per turn)

shos casts Shockwave at Hornet dealing 1500 damage with 300 bonus shock damage per turn and stunning Hornet (8)
Jellsprout punches Hornet with Fist of Air dealing 1500 damage (7)
Crabby blasts Hornet with Water Blast for 1500 damage with 100 bonus drown damage per turn (10, critical!)

Total damage to Hornet: 4900 (Shocked -300 per turn, Drowning -100 per turn, Stunned)
Hornet end HP: 1100 (Shocked -300 per turn, Drowning -100 per turn, Stunned)

Hornet is stunned

Shos rains glass upon Hornet dealing 0 damage (1, Miss!)
Jellsprout smashes Hornet with Fist of Air dealing 1500 damage (7)

Hornet has been defeated!

He dropped:
Stinger Salvo Cannon
Bury Alive Spell Tome
Minor Vacuum Spell Tome

Spread this between yourselves, although I would advise giving Jell some spells, since shos already has loads...

Crabby has learnt the spell Water pressure, and has had his HP boosted to 6000!

6. (No Roll) You gain the ability to change your element. This is useful for being strong against an opponents attacks.

Shavey
1. (4) You don't find any food.
2. (2) The shelter collapses midway through, damaging you 750.
3. (10) You set up some seriously powerful and awesome sentries...
4. (10) You learn the air spells Prod of Destiny, Death Fist of Air and Flight (No Rolls for movement actions)
5. (3) You had lost your blimp, but you had a go sticking it back together. It didn't work and you get damaged 250.

Jellsprout
1. (8) You gain the ability 'Enlightened', it will take effect next turn, if you use it by meditating.
2. (10) You learn the Shadow spells Blade of the Shadows and Corrupt Being, and the Blood spell Bleed out.
3. (1) You begin by studying how to die. And do a practical. You are damaged 1200.
4. (3) You summon a weak creature, but it's not your ally... It bites you for 400 before running off.
5. (8) You right a book called 'Late Evening Light'

Darvince
1. (2) You get a very nasty splinter and it damages you 500.
2. (9) You prod the body of Nezletron. It goes very well. You get hit for 500 damage.

Nezletron has been revived with 20,000/20,000 HP!

3. (5) You manage to heal yourself to 3500/3500 HP.
4. (4) You sit on a scorpion which stings you for 200 damage. You don't seem to get enlightened...

Rocket Guy
1. (1) The spell you try to learn backfires damaging you 1000.

Rocket Guy is Unconsious, he may not do anything until he is revived. He will die in 3 turns if no one revives him.

Sniper
1. (No Roll w/ Action) +1 to this turns rolls...
2. (7+1=8) You are now very pleased with your plans.
3. (9+1=10) You get all the materials needed!
4. (9+1=10) What magnificent tunnels they are! You may use these tunnels to make no rolls for movement.
5. (7+1=8) It will take one more turn to complete.

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Sniper
Current Health: 2450/3000
Items on Hand: Wooden Spear of Ultimate Doom, Plans for a Energy Sheild, Plans for a Interstellar Laser Canon, Materials for the Laser Canon
Effects: Enlightened, Magnificent Tunnel System

Shos
Current HP: 3375/5250
Items on Hand: Drown Spell Tome, Chain Lighting Spell Tome, Bubbling Blue Liquid
Effects: Glass Spells: Death by Glass, Glass Rain, Electric Spells: Shockwave, Chain Lightning, Water Spells: Drown, Change Element

Jellsprout
Current HP: 4400/6000
Items on Hand: Magical Conch, Crabby the Crab (6000/6000), Late Evening Night,
Effects: Air Spells: Compression Blast, Fist of Air, Enlightened, Shadow Spells: Blade of the Shadows, Corrupt Being, Blood Spells: Bleed out


Jazz
Current HP: 600/3000
Items on Hand: Sword of Shadows, Super Pick, Uranium, Lead, Diamond, Emerald, Cobalt
Effects: Super Pick (+1 to all mining rolls), Earth Spells: Sheild of Rock, Misc Spells: Basic Heal, Cleanse Soul, Water Spells: Water Pressure, Water Slice

Shavey
Current HP: 1750/3500
Items on Hand: Pig sized Pyro Suit, Degreaser, Pyro Suit, PiggypiggyII (2500/2500), Pig-Degreaser, Awesome Sentries
Effects: Flameproof, Air Spells: Compression Blast, Fist of Air, Blade of Air, Prod of Destiny, Death Fist of Air, Flight

Rocket Guy
Current HP: 1/3000
Items on Hand: Salt Water Filter, Large Furnace
Effects: Hiding, Unconsious

Flash
Current HP: 4500/4500
Items on Hand: Two Sentry Guns, Lava Trapdoor
Effects: Super Awesome Hiding Place, Explosive Spells: Minor Magical Bomb, Minor Magical Grenade, Magical C4, Misc Spells: Basic Heal, Cure, Group Cure

Darvince
Current HP: 3300/3500
Items on Hand: none
Effects: none

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Sorry this took so long, been busy with revision, life and the like...

lol, grab the cannon and learn all spells, cast bury alive on jellsprout and don't let him get to the cannon

-Join late
-Serenade Neezletron with a song
-Request alliance with Shos
-Dig an underground bunker on the beach
-Learn Water spells

Shos, you forget. I have assumed leadership. The only reason you still live is because I have let you. But you have outlived your usefulness.

-Fight back against Shos. Start with Blade of Shadows and use Fist of Air every next turn. Crabby may do whatever he wants, as long as he joins the fight against Shos.
Edit: This is also a fight to the death. Neither I nor Crabby will stop until Shos has been defeated and we will not allow him to escape.

-Remove pending alliance with shos.
-Switch alliance to Jell

lol

-Meditate
-Gather materials for energy shield.
-Start building the laser cannon.
-Finish monastery
-Bring rocketguy to my monastery (if I can, revive him there, if not, I'll do it next turn).

-Imagine a large open-face turkey sandwich
-Enlighten myself
-Heal myself to 4671/4663
-Build a dock
-Build a random closet filled with clothes

-Use: Basic Heal
-Continue Build

Heal

Make epic fortress

Make epic sword

Eat a bagel like a baws

Get food