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>The red one.


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I chose blue without reading your post, but I advise against giving hints. I didn't advise people to not tend to their wounds in the adventures of gregory; nope, I let them choose to bleed to death and had the story continue on from there.

Purple because purple is the best colour.

Red is the superior color, despite Silver's devious plotting. All aboard, the Red Train is leaving the station and taking everyone on it to Candy Mountain. After that, maybe the mall. I want to see the Avengers already.

I choose red because it is the only color among all of the colors that does not contain blue.

purple, it is the only one that makes sense. besides, purple okapis and stuff

Well, with that, we have purple and red tied at 4 votes and blue and green tied at 3 (counting both post and poll votes here).

Welp, who's gonna be our tiebreaker?

Red.  The best, obviously.

> Red.



Default name is ROSE STRIDER. Rename?

>Yes
>No

Yes. Rename GruBbLe.

This.

> GruBbLe.



What? No! You are not fricking renaming yourself after a stupid bug from your sister's stupid sordid literature for sissies with no lives. That's stupid, it's a stupid idea, and you're stupid for thinking such a thing. Stupid!

Whatever. What now?

>==>


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OK, suggest something for Rose to do. Put it like this: >Rose: [Suggestion], and bold it because that makes things SO MUCH EASIER. Hell, it doesn't have to even be a suggestion, it can be something like a question or a comment directed at that character. I don't know, go nuts!

Grubble -

1. Attack chickens from outer space.
2. Return home before Livio becomes active (lol easy)
3. Find cookie jar.
4. Shave Yaya's white man Afro and put it in the jar.
5. Get Bmwsu to fart into it with a killer fart and add Tina fish and crackers
6. Add a dollop of Interguild 'Drama'.
7. Get muscle man Shos to smash jar.
8. Put in bowl and leave to decompose.

... wrf?

>Rose: Murder FlashMarsh

tehehe

I WILL HAUNT YOUR GRAVE AND CALL YOU INHUMANE FOR BEING IN FAVOUR OF CIRCUMCISION

YOU CAN HAUNT MY GRAVE ALL YOU WANT BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BE THERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME. ALSO, YOU DESERVE IT FOR SPELLING FAVOR WITH AN EXTRA U.

Silly Sniper, we all know it's spelled "favir"

>Rose: Check if any buddies are available to chat with

> Rose: Attack chickens in outer space.

What? Oh, you must mean that one game you own.



It looks like it stars chickens with weird blue tattoos in space, but really? It's drugs, crack, alcohol and all sorts of other things smushed together and turned into a game that has a confusing, uncomprehendable plot, a serial killer protagonist, mary sues and gary stus all up Mt. Everest, and the music is... well, it's a monstrosity that makes your brain explode and melt through your ears.

You can never win at this game, no matter how hard you try, because when you play it your sister also plays it, and she either beats you or you almost win and she cheats at the last minute. Jerk.

> Rose: Find cookie jar.



You are one hundred percent there is no, or never was, a cookie jar in this household. And if there ever was, your sister ate them all. Or force-fed them to her cats.

> Rose: Check if any buddies are available to chat with.



Sure. Pretty manageable.

You and your three other awesome friends use a chat client called Chatbug, which is amazing. You switched to it from Pesterchum a while ago, and you still think it was one of the best decisions of your life.

TG is offline, as per usual for him - the fellow's always out doing things like mechanics or SCIENCE or hunting or some crap like that, but you could still send him a message or something. Maybe his computer's doing the usual offline-but-actually-online thing again. Hell if you know.

Only GG and GT are online, and you're pretty sure GT's doing his usual thing of not logging out before getting absorbed in a book. But you bet GG will at least be responsive.

OR you might get trolled by one of those trolls that claim they're aliens from another planet. Not really a thing you are looking forward to, to be honest.

What now?

>Bug GG.


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damn what is consistency

>Bug GG
GG, nubs.

>Bug GT

>Get off the computer and do something PRODUCTIVE, such as throwing rocks at cops.

> Rose: Bug GG.



Sure thing.




> Rose: Bug GT.



He'll probably be nosed up in a book or something...




> Rose: Get off the computer and do something PRODUCTIVE, such as throwing rocks at cops.



You currently have no rocks in your possession! Also, that would be stupid and idiotic.

>Rose: See if you can play computer games.


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Okay if you want more bugging things like >Rose: Get trolled by [insert color here] troll or >Rose: Get trolled by CC or >Rose: Bug TG then squeeze them in now because she'll be getting off her computer after and won't be coming back to it for a while.

>Get off of computer and go for a run.

>Rose: See if you can play computer games.