I can't even win it in the first place. If any of you would be willing to help me with that, that would be awesome.

I might make a cave soon. It's been a while since I've made one. Need to find a spare few hours when I'm not doing all the other things that I do. Hmm.

hmm, that'll be interesting: a cave made by a veteran who may or may not be familiar with all the latest tricks and glitches. should be interesting!

Jebby, I've had this question for a while. Why does the smiley face in your signature have three eyes?

Apparently the last proper cave I made was in 2010 and I didn't even release that cave under my own name.

The picture is from Transmetropolitan; the smiley is the symbol of the Transients, a people who are in the process of changing species. Awesome comic books; I'd recommend them to anyone.



I've never really used tricks or glitches before; are there any I'd be expected to use? Will probably be in the same vein as 1984 if I make one.

Soccerboy, so your'e saying collaboration?
I'm in with that coz I'm so excited to work with other members in one cave.

@Jebby: I might have to try those comics out...


@Buboy: which post are you referring to?

Oh, that was referring to Neoquest. But I'd be up to a collab, too!

Okay! After a week, I will be collaborating with Harumbai. So for now, let's collaborate.
Edit: Can you make a thread for our collaboration? I don't know how to make one. Yey! My dream came true.

No offense to Harumbai, but your dreams in life seem pretty bland if you dream about collaborating on a HatPC cave with someone

That said, woot Harumbai cave!

I'm also a bit surprised nobody voted for Sefro, but multiple people voted Thomas, and some voted Livio, even though he's not really known for his levels. I'm also surprised to see a vote for myself, but that probably relates to me being surprised that Sefro not receiving any votes - I thought those who enjoy my caving style enjoys his levels more.

It's not really a dream for life, it's just a dream in Interguild. And as you said, woot a Harumbai cave.
I really want to vote for myself in the poll above but it will be too weird. I really want for someone to vote for me, not that I will vote for myself.

WOW! This comp gave me a lot of oppurtunity! Thank you Soccerboy for making this up.

Sefro is too obvious of a choice. I voted for Thomas because he's not even really a cavemaker, so he won't be corrupted by current cavemaking trends, and won't worry about making original traps or whatever. You'll get more of a pure cave, so it will be interesting to see.

Also, someone definitely voted for Sefro, but they changed their vote.

At exactly 3:33:33 pm TODAY I will post a story written and edited by ME.
I might be a few seconds off, please excuse me if that happens.
I will be posting it on 3 different topics.
•Random Chat
•NEW HATPC COMP
•Politics Topic
Please stay tuned for the upcoming story, The Book of Hot Dog Zombies

Someone voted for me. He apparently hasn't gotten to know me yet.

Cave of 3 gems is like, a classic.

That is probably my least favorite level. Compared to the ones I made before and after it, I found it pretty underwhelming.

The Book of Hot Dog Zombies

~ Chapter 1 ~

Once upon a time, and not long ago, there was a cat named Cocomo.   Cocomo lived with 2 chinchillas.  Their names were Kokomo and Trilobite.  Cocomo, Kokomo, and Trilobite were very friendly with each other.  They played games every day.  Often the games involved the chinchillas riding on Cocomo.  One day, the chinchillas, Kokomo and Trilobite, were riding on Cocomo.  Then suddenly Cocomo turned her head around and Trilobite, who was closer to her head, squished her ears and closed her eyelids.  Cocomo shook Trilobite off and opened her eyes.  She started winking at Trilobite, with Kokomo still on her back.  Kokomo jumped down to assist Trilobite.
“I think Trilobite isn’t badly hurt, but he will need a few days to recover from shock.” Kokomo said.
Cocomo replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Trilobite.  I hope you get better soon.”
Trilobite did not answer.  He only stared at Cocomo as if she was about to eat him.  He was breathing slowly and quietly.  Then a random zombie mole drilled through the floor right under Trilobite.  The mole sniffed Trilobite’s butt and then bit it.  Trilobite immediately started reanimating into a zombie chinchilla.  Kokomo saw and shrieked in laughter.
“Come on, Trilobite, you do a horrible zombie impression.”  But Trilobite wasn’t faking it.  He was actually turning into a zombie chinchilla.  
Cocomo realized and tried to warn Kokomo of the danger.
              â€œKokomo! He’s a zombie! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!”
Then the two Cokomos ran out of the pet door in the empty aquarium that they had been living in.  They emerged to a ghastly sight; the entire world was overrun with HOT DOGS.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” they screamed in chorus.  â€œNOT HOT DOGS!!”
Normally, the world being overrun by hot dogs would be no big deal, because Trilobite would just eat them all.  Unfortunately, Trilobite was a zombie now.  They slowly approached one hot dog with crowbars, getting ready to bash his buns in.
“Careful…” whispered Cocomo.
But then, the hot dog jumped up on the Cokomos.  It was a zombie hot dog!




~ Chapter 2 ~

The Cokomos started struggling against the zombie hot dog, while simultaneously attempting to bash its buns in.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, a normal non-zombie hot dog came and bashed the zombie hot dog’s buns in for the Cokomos.  Unfortunately, the Cokomos thought it was a zombie hot dog and bashed its buns in with their crowbars.  
“Oh.  Wait, that one wasn’t zombified.” said Cocomo.
“Oops.” said Kokomo.
Then they saw a book that was titled, How to Cure Zombieism for Cats, Chinchillas, Moles, and Hot Dogs.  Kokomo tried to pick it up, but it was glued to the floor with someone’s bubble gum, she guessed.  Then Cocomo started prying it away from the ground with her crowbar.  Kokomo quickly joined in.  When it finally came off, the Cokomos saw an entrance to the sewer underneath it.
“Oh wow, this is totally awesome!  Zombies, crowbars, and sewers, all in one day!” said Cocomo.  She immediately jumped down into it.
“Wait for me!” shouted Kokomo as she joined her friend.



~ Chapter 3 ~

“Oh wait, we forgot the book.” said Kokomo to Cocomo.
They climbed back up the ladder and saw a very strange sight.  A zombie hot dog was standing right next to the sewer, trying to figure out how to cure itself.  But, it couldn’t read.  So the Cokomos borrowed the book from the zombie hot dog.  They looked up how to cure the zombies.  The book said…
Ingredients: (For 20 patients)
1. A rotten tooth of a frog
2. A damaged computer chip
3. Part of a magical Kit Kat
Please note, cauldrons and boiling root beer are necessary to cook the ingredients into a nice big purple stew.  
Cooking:  Mix ingredients in a cauldron.  Boil for 30 minutes in a big cauldron filled to the brim with root beer.  Stir occasionally.  After you’re done, feed it to the zombies through their buns.  (Or mouths)
“Oh, that’s convenient.” said Cocomo.



~ Chapter 4 ~

“Where are we going to find a rotten tooth of a frog, a damaged computer chip, and part of a magical Kit Kat?” asked Kokomo, unconvinced.  â€œDo frogs even have teeth?”
“Um, I’m not sure, but across the street there’s a convenience store with all three of those items.  Well actually, that’s the only three things that they sell.” said Cocomo happily.  
The duo walked across the street to the little shop.  On the front door, there was a big sign that said ‘Headphones don't work on ants.’
“What does that mean?” asked Cocomo to no one in particular.
They entered the shop through a giant hole that was obviously made by zombie moles.  It was very dark.  Kokomo turned on the lights.  Then it was really bright.  Then she turned half the lights on and half the lights off.  Then it was okay.  They looked around for the items until they found all three in a plastic bag.  But the computer chip wasn’t damaged, so they smashed it partially with their crowbars.  Then they threw everything into a nearby cauldron that happened to be filled, to the brim, with boiling root beer.


~ Chapter 5 ~

The Cokomos cooked up the stew, and it became purple.  Then they went back to their aquarium and made Trilobite drink the stew.  He turned back into a normal, non-zombified chinchilla.
“Oh, thanks guys.”  Trilobite said.  â€œBeing a zombie is so boring.”
Then the zombie mole came up and drank some of the stew.  He became a normal mole, and then scuttled off.  Then the trio shot out into the street and fed the rest to the zombie hot dogs.
“Well, that was easy.” they said together.


~ Chapter 5 ½ ~

The End
        

atvelonis... i'm confused....

@buboy, i'm looking forward to seeing your collab with harumbai!

@jell, Quantum Time Travel Reborn plzzzzz

Apparently QTT has a fan, seeing how it is uploaded somewhere. That level was never serious anyway, so I don't count it as a proper level.

Next time, can I collab with you soccerboy?

Definitely! Just shoot me a pm whenever you can start.

Soccerboy, you never ran out of ideas, don't you?