This is a communism simulator. Since i am the first player, i will start off by assigning jobs to everyone. For example, you might be a gif-miner, poet, or inspector. Most jobs have obvious roles. If you're a gif-miner, locate some funny gifs. If you're a poet, write some poems. Post the gifs/poems to the thread. If you're an inspector, make sure people are doing their jobs, even if it includes inspecting an inspector. At the end of each round, if there are no reports of laziness by the inspectors, everyone gets one unit of food. If there is a report of laziness, the police, (or inspector, if there aren't enough people for a police), will assign a punishment, possibly one or more rounds without food. If the producers (gif-miners and poets) aren't working as hard as they should, then we'll assume that there is a similar slacking in the food industry and people might start to get less and less food. Fatness starts at 8 and decreases by 0.5 each round although it can be replenished by food. it is capped at 12. When a person's fatness reaches zero they die (although they can rejoin). Job assigner can switch around and assign jobs. Each round last 3 days.

so yeah to summarize just post that you'd like to join and i'll hook you up with an occupation

/in

count me in, go communism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/in

/in

yimmy is a philosopher. make up intelligent quotes.
soccer will assign new jobs to everyone
darvince is an inspector. make sure jorster is funny, yimmy is intelligent, i post gif and soccer is up to date with jobs
i become a gif producer
jorster posts jokes
--


also as an addendum, the job assigner can change your job if you find it boring

am i allowed to randomly change jobs just for fun?

i guess but try not to go overboard or everyone will become confused

do not hold a grudge, for nobody will like you then
darvince sucks
@soccer, feel free

oh right and each round lasts 3 days

/in

Kro, your job is to be the farmer. You farm sheep, cows, pigs, and chickens. Distribute wool and meat respectively to the tailor and cook. When you post, talk about how well the animals are doing.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

/in

300th post!

I'll join.

Rocketguy, you're the tailor. Receive wool from Kro. Make clothes. Make enough to distribute to people.


Jellsprout, you're the cook. Receive meat from Kro. Make fantastic food. Make enough to distribute to people.

note to soccerboy: they have to be meaningful tasks or else the simulation becomes pointless. Anyone can post that they've cooked how many tons of meat, and that doesn't take much effort. I suggest reassigning some people to other more interesting jobs like  doing a statistical analysis on recent karma rates, or maybe making a hatpc level or something like that.  

i feel that since you're the creator of the game you should assign jobs

i gave that job to soccerboy already so he'd have to give it back to me for that to happen

Sure, I'm in.

I have made 4 shirts, 3 sets of trousers, 43 pairs of socks, and a balaclava

I used 2.5kg of wool from Krotomo

http://i.imgur.com/88Tsv.gif

http://i.minus.com/ibe7INtXYUkcM2.gif

http://i.imgur.com/T7ojU.gif

http://i.imgur.com/ETL4jtr.gif

We've slaughtered 5 cows, 10 chickens, and 0 sheep.

We've sheared 28 sheep. The 11.4 kilograms of wool have been sent to rocket.

we'll have to do better.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqXNpALRcpv9dFFBTHlRWngyZzgyLXNMUy1TQ2dUTnc&usp=sharing

round 1 starts now and ends on monday.

i in sorry my ingles is bad i es spanish