...a story, which the name of said story will remain unsaid, was getting lame and too ridiculous, and boring to read, so someone...

...decided to start something new. It started with 'Once upon a time, there was an annoyed Icecaver named...

Babby.  He like to travel the world.  One day, he decided to go to...

...but then Thomas destroyed the story. So the old one had to continue. So then...

...the world blew up, the zombie apocalyps happened, Judgement Day came, and Chuck Norris died, because people can't actually type right (E.G. "...to go to... but then...")... so the end happened when...

...but it never happened. Due to a world sundering. Then, Quirvy...

...was annoyed with Thomas.

'quirvy reply to my pm' thomas pleaded with an annoying voice. Quirvy was...

...Paris because Babby had heard that Dando was going to judge the Collaboration Comp. He wanted to kill...

...Thomas, but he was immortal. So Quirvy asked Dando to create an anti-immortality potion. Meanwhile...

...the spoon killer chased Woodstock over a cliff, but then mysteriously....

...it was revealed that Silver was actually made of silver, and that it was impossible for her to save the world. What's more is that the evil otter only wanted to destroy Mercury, not Earth. And Woodstock didn't actually fall off a cliff, but it was an illusion created by a mirror. Then, everyone complained to krotomo because his post was too long.

But oh noes! There was Sauron!

But then the onion ring was thrown back into the place it was cooked.
"Oh, no! I messed up!" said Thomas, who was telling the whole story. He sent a pm that said "plz quirvery gimme another chance" and started the story over again.

"Once upon a time there was a beautiful Peach named Princess Peach. Unfortunately, she was kidnapped by Bowser. A plumber who wore a hat wanted Thomas to stop saying that everything was Quirvy's fault. But oh noes! There was Sauron!

Sauron told Thomas and Quirvy to follow Neezles' orders, otherwise...

he would keep bothering them with his PMS.

After that, somebody threw a Peach which was grown by Farmer Dandonovitch during WWII. Smelly face Quirvy...

...died, thus reviving this topic that had died months ago. After reviving it, Silver went on a quest for treasure and was never heard from again. The adventurer, Soccerboy, went to look for the same treasure, and succeeded in bringing it back, when suddenly...

...a random dude 'd Soccerboy and stole the treasure, which was actually a...

...empty chest. The annoyed random dude got mad and...

I then came back and hit him/her with the chest.

Silver was later found in the South Caves, apparently mauled to death by wolves.

One week later, a new rumor of treasures spread throughout the kingdom of Hannahtopia. Cavers and treasurers eagerly looked forward to getting their hands or paws on this mystical mythical treasure, and thus they all set out to get it, but they all failed. Then a newbie caver called Yuggy found the treasure, which was actually a green gem the size of a pinky fingernail.

Days later...

...Yuggy awoke to find the gem gone! He immediately looked out the window, and saw a purple okapi running away with the gem. The okapi...

...took the gem to its master, Yaya, the Commander of All Things Okapi. Yaya used the gem to amplify his commanding powers, happy he was one step closer to becoming the commander of all things, and then turn them all into okapis.

Meanwhile, Silver came back to life when Soccer dropped a feather on her.

... Silver decided to stop Yaya, and headed towards the Okapis castle...

...Yaya attempted to set the watch-okapis on her, but she stabbed them all with her kitchen knife. She ordered Yaya to give the gem back, or she'd kill him. Yaya gave the gem, then ran away.

Silver then gave the gem back to Yuggy. Meanwhile, Soccer...

...came back, eating a Popsicle from...