50 bottles of antifreeze on the wall,
50 bottles of antifreeze,
you take one gulp,
and your liver turns to pulp,
49 bottles of antifreeze on the wall.  

49 packs or sharpies on the wall,
49 packs of sharpies.
You take one down,
And give it a whiff.
48 packs of sharpies on the wall!

Bmwsu passes out unsconcious.

DON'T DO DRUGS SOLVENTS ALCOHOL OR ANYTHING

48 bottles of beer on the wall
48 bottles of beer
You take  one down and do nothing (You're a teetotal)
47 bottles of beer onthe wall

47 bottles of whisky on the wall,
47 bottles of whisky,
You take one down,
You throw it at your cat,
46 bottles of whisky on the wall.  

46 bottles of cake on the wall,
46 bottles of cake,
take one down,
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
it's a lie

45 bottles of cake on the wall

45 bottles of Slugma on the wall,
45 bottles of Slugma,
You take one down,
You make a pie out of it,
44 bottles of Slugma on the wall.  

44 bottles of beer on the wall
44 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
43 bottles of beer on the wall

43 bottles of beer on the wall
43 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
42 bottles of beer on the wall

42 bottles of beer on the wall
42 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
41 bottles of beer on the wall

41 bottles of beer on the wall
41 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
40 bottles of beer on the wall

41 bottles of beer on the wall
41 bottles of beer
you take two down
you pass them around
39 bottles of beer on the wall

40 bottles of mineral water
40 bottles of water
You take one down
And pass it around
39 bottles of mineral water

/\
you mean 38?

38 bottles of beer on the wall
38 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
37 bottles of beer on the wall

Some people here apparently have difficulties in counting down, so I'll just go on where Yuggi ended instead of trying to fix all previous errors.

37 bottles of bear on the wall
37 bottles of bear
you take one down
it thrashes around
36 bottles of bear on the wall

37 bottles of bear on the wall
37 bottles of bear
you take one down
you hit your enemy with it
36 bottles of bear on the wall

36 bottles of soda on the wall.
36 bottles of soda.
You take one down...
And drink it, and eat a sandwich along with it, because otherwise the soda is bound to make you really hungry, and that would be very bad, which is why I always advice you to keep a snack in handy.
35 bottles of old soda on the wall.

Can anyone actually count?
we should be on 34 now

34 bottles of beer on the wall
34 bottles of beer
you take one down
and it disintergrates in your hand
33 bottles of beer on the wall

33 bottles of beer on the wall
33 bottles of beer
you take three down
you pass them around
30 bottles of beer on the wall

(that was three bottles)

30 bottles of beer on the wall
30 bottles of beer
you take one down
you put 2 back up
you don't pass anything around
31 bottles of beer on the wall

31 bottles of beer on the wall
31 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
30 bottles of beer on the wall

30 bottles of beer on the wall
30 bottles of beer
you take one down
you knock all of them down by accident
you pay for 29 of them
you buy 29 more
you put 29 up
29 bottles of beer on the wall

29 bottles of beer on the wall
29 bottles of beer
you take a glug
and realise its poison
you fall down dead
and bang your head
28 bottles of beer on the wall

28 bottles of whisky on the wall
28 bottles of whisksy
you take one down
and gulp it down
and your now really drunk  

Oh no! We ran out of beer!
Time to buy 26 bottles of beer.

26 bottles of beer on the wall
26 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pour it out for everyone
then you gulp it down real fast
and get hiccups, which is annoying
25 *hic* bottles of beer on *hic* the wall