25 bottles of beer on the wall
25 bottles of beer
police come in
shoots a beer down
24 bottles of beer on the wall

24 bottles of beer on the wall
24 bottles of beer
your so drunk you can barely move
but you have a beer anyway
23 bottles of beer on the wall

23 bottles of beer on the wall
something happens
22 bottles of beer on the wall

22 bottles of beer on the wall!
22 bottles of beer!
We're almost done--let's take a few down!
21 bottles of beer on the wall!

21 bottles of beer on the wall,
21 bottles of beer,
you realize the beer is part of the matrix,
and shatter it with your mind,
20 bottles of beer on the wall.  

20 bottles of beer on the wall
20 bottles of bere
you take one down
you pass it around
19 bottles of beer on the wall

19 bottles of beer on the wall
19 bottles of beer
you take one down
you pass it around
18 bottles of beer on the wall  

18 bottles of beer on the wall
18 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
17 bottles of beer on the wall

17 bottles of beer on the wall
17 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
16 bottles of beer on the wall

16 bottles of beer on the wall
16 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
15 bottles of beer on the wall

15 bottles of beer on the wall
15 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
14 bottles of beer on the wall

14 bottles of beer on the wall
14 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
13 bottles of beer on the wall

13 bottles of beer on the wall
13 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
12 bottles of beer on the wall

12 bottles of beer on the wall
12 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
11 bottles of beer on the wall

11 bottles of beer on the wall
11 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
10 bottles of beer on the wall

10 bottles of beer on the wall
10 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
9 bottles of beer on the wall

9 bottles of beer on the wall
9 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
8 bottles of beer on the wall

8 bottles of beer on the wall
8 bottles of beer
you take one down
then you realize how much you've drunk
8 bottles of beer on the wall (someone took down two a while ago, this is to compensate)

But...
you drop the bottle
it lands on your foot
ow...
7 bottles of beer on the wall.

7 bottles of beer on the wall
7 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
6 bottles of beer on the wall

6 bottles of beer on the wall
6 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
5 bottles of beer on the wall

5 bottles of beer on the wall
5 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
4 bottles of beer on the wall

4 bottles of beer on the wall
4 bottles of beer
you take one down
and pass it around
3 bottles of beer on the wall

3 bottles of beer on the wall
3 bottles of beer
you take one down
you pass it around
2 bottles of beer on the wall

Looks like no one wants to post this just so they can be the last guy, so here goes nothing.

2 bottles of beer on the wall
2 bottles of beer
take one down
and pass it around
1 bottle of beer on the wall

1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
you take it down
you pass it around
...
...
crap we're out of beer