I think we should do a Neezles fistfight.

I can do a tournament to decide the top neezle spam account names, but I'm not sure a fistfight would work as well. It might give neezles too much attention, and it might not be as entertaining since only a few of her spam accounts had personality. We could do a non-staff member fistfight, but for that people would need to volunteer themselves to be a part of it, that way they can't yell at me for forcefully putting them into it leading them to embarrassing defeats or something. Any non-staff want to volunteer themselves?

But in the mean time we'll at least have some normal polls since it would be really repetitive if this topic was just a bunch of ____ vs ____ polls.

I'll do it!
Fear the Sniper.
With a knife.

so uh. who takes the bronze? it's tiebreaker time OMG I WIN

Shos wins, no doubt.

Shos is too overconfident and attacks himself to show how strong he is and Jell gains the upper hand and wins.

I guess you'll just have to stab yourself to victory/death if nobody else enters, Snipereborn.

/in

We appear to have a tie. We also appear to have 2 people volunteering themselves to be a part of the non-staff fistfight tournament!

I'll enlist in it. I'm interested to see where the current poll will go, though. Who'd you vote for, Quirvy?

Wait, I don't have hands. So what should I do?

Stand there and die? Honestly, make it easy on yourself; don't fight it. You'll only prolong your suffering.

No, I realized have something better than hands.

I play sports, I have a big ego here, and I did a 10km run last year in 52 minutes and 27 seconds last year so: /in.

Last second post before I go to bed.

POLL: Interguild Staff Fistfight Tournament Consolation Round: Jellsprout vs Shos. Who wins?

Jellsprout  8 votes - 53%
Shos        7 votes - 47%

Onto our next poll, about ponies!

You are approached by the following majestic pony:

What is your course of action?

a. Tread with caution; it may very well be an Okapi in disguise
b. Give it to younger sibling for his or her birthday
c. Tame the wild beast. It will be hence forth known as "Gregory"
d. Teach it how to play chess, and then play it in chess
e. Call animal control; this wild animal poses a threat to everyday citizens

Chess is awesome

Horses are a threat to civilization and should all be put down.

Gregory *_* what a beauti..wait.

On my holy quest for world domination, I will need a faithful companion. No person will do, but a horse is just perfect. Every epic hero needs a majestic steed. Let's go, Gregory.

/in the fistfight

i once named a baby horse Gregory (or this is a strange delusion from my childish mind), so i will claim that horse!

/in

Gregory.

Can you add a "None of the Above" option?

Hey guys, I'll /in so it can turn out like my Mafia games.