Sorry guys, I would have ended this last night, but was unable to do so due to circumstances out of my control.

Yaya seems to be in control though.

Moving on, FlashMarsh vs Snipereborn

Discuss.

Obviously Sniper. He destroys Guyguy from afar!

But I'm a bullet-proof bull, fool.

Snipe has my bet.

Snipe does sound the most lethal, I mean he not only the "snipe" bit, but it sounds like he has come back to life and who's to say he won't do it again.

At first when I first came across Snipe, I thought his name was "Snipere Born". I only realized a week later that it was actually "Snipe Reborn".

I vote Snipe

I may have considered voting for Guyguy, but since he's not Guyguy anymore, he doesn't really possess a threatening name. Flashmarsh? What the hell is that, a blinding swamp? And if you're calling yourself a bull because of your avatar, Guyguy, I disagree because I always thought it was an ogre/asphyxiated human with freakishly large canines.

Wait, are you guys telling me he's snipe reborn? I always interpreted it as sniper reborn, where sniper and reborn cleverly shared an r. snipereborn, what exactly is your name?

He stated in the Mafia thread this is how you should read it.

Quirvy is correct regarding the shared r. I simply respond to snipe, sniper, and other variants for simplicity's sake. Also, so what if you're bullet-proof? Two words for you: Red Cape. Done.
Moreover, I have more than just my sniper rifle, sidearm, combat knife, and grenades. I'm also a talented computer scientist and programmer. So, I can just hack into FlashMarsh's computer, send him an email that makes him think that fight has been moved somewhere (an abandoned warehouse, a dark alley, the city dump, etc) and just set a trap there. Then, when the trap goes off, we can all follow the giant explosion and huge plumes of smoke right to the crater he left behind. It'll be just like a tracking device, except LOtR style.

This was surprisingly lopsided poll. I mean, I'm not surprised sniper won, but 10-2 is pretty big.


Next fight: Yuggy vs Darvince.

Discuss.

Darvince.

Because they don't have any superpowers, I go by name. Yuggy has a "cold" sound, while Darvince has a warmer sound to it.

No, my superpower is to summon near-infinite penguins. It would perturb the mass of the universe so much that the Earth would become a part of the gigantic PenguinBlack Hole.

Yuggy. wasn't he the one who said he's like a super dupr uber kamikaze of karate or something?

Yuggy is older than Darvince and does Karate. He'll wip Darvince's penguin ass off.

Yuggy is more respected than Darvince.

Darvince is a penguin.

Your arguments are therefore invalid

I can beat a waddling penguin any day of the week...

Oh and if your gonna do it by avatars then a big blue monster with huge teeth can destroy a penguin.

But you can't judge by pictures because your huge teeth could be made of Styrofoam and we wouldn't be able to tell.

Yuggy is a weak-sauce failcake who always loses. Next.

That was a little uncalled for.

Yuggy, because I was born in Alaska and can relate to monsters with huge teeth more than Penguins. Although puffins are, without argument, the cutest animals on the planet.

Yuggy advances to the final despite apparently being a "weak-sauce failcake"

Next fight: Yaya vs Snipereborn.

Discuss.

Also, I'm the Emperor of the World, as has already been proven. And, no, I didn't inherit the throne. Poor guy.... But that's how it goes sometimes.
Yaya, this will be a great battle; the bards will sing of it until the End of Days. May we both bring honor to our names.