So yeah...you're dead. Sorry about the mess.

I get this places all to myself.  Great.

If you guys want to hear my pathetic excuse for my inactivity, it's because my mom needed the computer for work, and then our computer screen broke, so right now, I am using a 20 year old monitor, and it makes text hard to read.

As for now, it's just you in here, but a few persons might join you soon...

Bmwsu, welcome our latest additions to the Graveyard.

Yay, I'm dead.  

Lets have a party! I wish the rest of the Mafia, good luck and hope they take longer to join me!

Seeing as you, Neb, already know who's town and who's Mafia, I ask you to please keep it hidden. I also wish to hear whacko theories from Yaya when he reads this

You can count on me to keep it quiet

I feel like I am here right now.
Ok, since Isa wants to get a chortle or two out of my theories, here goes nothing:
Nebnebben was the Protagonist head. C'mon, what other role would "Hannah" be? My guess to which Crate killed him was either Jellsprout, CSD, or even Thomas because they showed the most suspicion toward him. Or it could've been a complete wildcard of some younger member who ignored CSD's advice and blindly followed him, thus picking Nebnebben. I personally think the mafia lynched my for the hell of it, for they had nothing to lose this week no matter who they lynched. And I was actually looking forward to my role this time, lol.

More theories to come? And is there any way to physically bar me from posting on the Day boards without banning me? I feel like if anyone is bound to post on there, forgetting their dead, it'll be me, lol. I'll try to remember, though.

I can only prevent you from posting in a topic by locking it or banning you, so sorry, you'll have to manage =p Yeah, the townies were unlucky that you were killed, considering your very important role.

You may share your investigation results, btw.

The events surrounding the death of Neb are a bit shady, so I'll cover that when the whole game has ended.

Ok, so I imagine Neb's death involved more then one person, and probably some cancelations, similar to either Dando or Jellsprout's death last game (I don't remember). Anyways, I managed to investigate Quirvy before getting capped, and it appears he's a Wooden Crate, a neutered version of Woodstock's role from the last game (he can only be resurrected once).

...wait...Wait...WAIT! This may just be part of the flavor text, but it says I was killed by a "lone wanderer" and something about a "maple leaf". Did I just get mauled by an independent, most likely CSD?!?!?!?!?! Only time will tell...

I wouldn't namedrop CSD as in the player, but just maybe, a "canadianstickdeath" is in this game...

DUH-DUH-DUH, the name for the independent better be pretty fitting, lol. And once again, I must state that my flavor text was not that weird.

You...shine very brightly to investigate someone? That's not very normal. =p I had to do something to include a detective, and that was the best I could do. Boulders aren't very good detectives...

Well I was thinking like you meant one of those police spotlights the helicopters or prison towers have, which makes sense.

It would've been more weird if you said, "you place the arrow to knock yourself down 2 tiles above a reachable point in a cave so you can get a good look of whoever's trying to jump to you". See? I just weirded myself, lol.

You know, it sucks that I'm running this game, because I really wanna comment on a few things recently posted... But I'll try to spark some interest in here. What do you think of Quirvy's expansive theory?

Arrr, I felt like I had a telepathic connection to DBX when she said Quirvy was being similar to you that game, lol. Personally I think Quirvy is sticking his neck out with all his theories just because he knows he'll come back to life if he's capped, and most know that's a town role, and most probably don't know he can only be revived once, so they'll lay off him if the crates OR protagonists nab him. He figures if he can make someone walk the plank before he gets offed for his outgoingness, he can run the game in a sort of unofficial, "what I say is true" commander.

I believe his claim that Thomas is town, for (I hope he doesn't get lynched this week and read this) Thomas is naturally unintelligent and trollish; I think the most obvious sign that he's mafia would be that he'd start acting civilized. Either that, or he's an independent who goes both ways; a true troll.

But at the moment, my main guess is DBX is the independent. I don't really have concrete evidence yet, but my gut feeling and her often short, commenting-on-other's posts show she's not really worried. My second indepent guess is Harumbai, I just think he'd sense the irony of the last-townie from the previous game getting stuffed in the 1st round.

I don't think Guyguy is protagonist, his 1st post on Day 2 just seems too innocent for him to be playing a trick. Soccerboy, on the other hand, I think is mafia. His punctuation filled post makes him look like he's trying to hard to be innocent (mafia goof-up), but his admittance to the fact that he was doing something wrong with his role, makes him look like a dim townie (like how I nearly revealed stuff the past game). But, he may be familiar with the mafia role from the last game, so perhaps he knows how to look like a helpless, quadriplegic  crate waiting to be plundered.

Jazz on the other hand, I'm not saying anything at the moment, similar to Guyguy, because I feel that he/she (still don't remember) can't be fully observed if he's on sabbatical (why do the most suspicious/unknown players always go on vacation?)

EDIT BEFORE I EVEN TRIED TO POST THIS: CSD's Isapost (I'm coining this) show he's definitely town, I know he could be pulling just another "fast one" like  I've accused others of doing in the past, but that is way too detailed.

Jellsprout, on the metaphorical, 3rd hand seems to be mafia, but he's known to be extremely satirical, even in mafia games as it appeared in the last one.

Silver the final player to cover, like CSD said, is acting like last game. I'm going to wait to see if she "throws a protagonist under the pirate ship"  without any support like she did in the last game before I wave the jolly-roger flag on her allignment.

Now I feel like I'm making an Isapost... quick it's an epidemic! It's kinda nice being dead actually, because I can truly throw out all free-association suspicions without fear of judgement or demise. I'd like a self-congratulation to me for using so many different synonym of "kill" in this long post. Also, I'd like to high-five myself (is that a facepalm?) for not swearing once in this post, and oddly not swearing very much on the Interguild lately. Yep, must definitely be some sort of illness. And one last yay-me for incorporating so many pirate terms.  

Here's my list of possible Mafia:
Jellsprout
CSD
Guguyxtreme
Thomas
Quirvy
Make what you will of these.

I knnow how I was told I died, but I don't think thats right! Heres the real reason I died.

One day {CLASSIFIED while in the {CLASSIFIED. But {CLASSIFIED and {CLASSIFIED decided that I was a {CLASSIFIED. Then {CLASSIFIED swooped in and further {CLASSIFIED that they were {CLASSIFIED right. So {CLASSIFIED and {CLASSIFIED and {CLASSIFIED all {CLASSIFIED together. Until one night {CLASSIFIED decided it was ready to {CLASSIFIED. So when I was just taking a {CLASSIFIED on a cold,{CLASSIFIED,windy night. I had {CLASSIFIED and it was successful but when I turned around I saw not {CLASSIFIED person but {CLASSIFIED!  And then to cut a long story short I'm with {CLASSIFIED you guys. Bwmsu, who loves {CLASSIFIED, the clock hands in the Mafia game, {CLASSIFIED. And a recently re-animated {CLASSIFIED to show that the {CLASSIFIED are doing a little better than me.

This is {CLASSIFIED information

Neb, you were Mafia. You should know who sided with you.

Whatever happens, I hope Quirvy and CSD won't die soon enough, because they make interesting posts.

Suspicious players don't go on a vacation, they become suspicious because they're going on a vacation...also, Jazz is a he.

Yeah, I do know who's Mafia, and the person who killed me [removed due to spoiler /Isa]

Also, I think Jazz might me joining me here soon.

I'm thinking DBX and Guyguy are Mafia.  That's just me, though.

Isa! You were able to post on the Day 2 Board! Do you feel special?

It really feels like they are, the more they post. :/

EDIT: I finally read Yaya's long post, and I agree with the fact that DBX is Independent.

You don't know how much I'd post if I weren't the game leader...Bmwsu, you had your chance, but you messed up big time by acting really shady =p Yaya was just unlucky.