It is time to assemble the team.

Target acquired. Awaiting orders.

Present.

Reporting.

Reporting for duty.

Agent Peach is a spy!

/tf2

And I am your undercover vice president making sure all goes well in our business.

What is your position, sir?

Reporting for duty. Sorry about being late to the party.

Apology accepted. Get in position 4A, block all city center exits and defend Sector 9 immediately. You know the drill, fellow Corporal.

Welcome. Most of you have been recruited into our secret organization over the past few days. Time is running short, so the organization has decided to reveal ourselves to the public even to the one or two of you who haven't been recruited yet. Our mission will become clear shortly. In the mean time, take the time to get to know each other and try not to kill too many people.

But I just commited genocide of the poople of Venice!

Those were only Italians. They don't count.

I'm here.
Assign me and it will be done.

Uh, hi?

Um

What?  

You're late, Krotomo. Must be so awkward for you.. winning! +1

What was all this? Did I miss out on some huge event?

I saw all that agent stuff, and I was like WTF.
Was I not told something?

Oh it was the april fools event! I see. This sucks, I missed out lol.

The real shame is that Flame didn't make an appearance.

I was surfing really late into Saturday night, and I came on here without realizing it was already Sunday (the 1st). I seriously thought Neezles had just gone off the deeper end and created 4-5 accounts at once, lol.

So I guess in case you missed it, April Fools day this year was that everyone was Flame's agent except for you (who appeared to be a secret agent to everyone else)

The story behind it was that Harumbai was actually Flame, and he and his agents managed to ban the entire staff (who were actually banned, by the way, all of us but Harumbai and Jebby(weren't able to eliminate him apparently) and a few test accounts that jell/shos made staff, but those guys showed up as agents. If had a good eye, you might have noticed that Flame was not actually changed to an Agent. Well, actually he was, but we instead had Harumbai become Flame, but Harumbai didn't really show up and post anything, and I wouldn't really blame him for that anyways, because I sure as hell wouldn't know how to do a Flame impersonation.

This was everyone's default avatar, and I'm pretty sure that stats beside your post were listed as "CLASSIFIED"



Oh yeah, and all active staff members(all staff members besides jebby) had "test" accounts dedicated to them, being:



Although, since Livio didn't get around until saturday, I made some of neezles' posts, except that when I did that, it wasn't neezles, but in fact alfred, cuz I didn't want somebody to see neezles online and start asking questions. Like how I think Thomas asked about midnight being a staffmember in the chatbox.

Main idea courtesy of jellsprout, implementation courtesy of Livio, and most of the pre-April 1st "Secret Agent Forum" posts are courtesy of jellsprout, me and shos.

I missed this. I should have been Captain Oblivious.

Yeah sorry about not posting, I haven't had much time recently. About to be on holiday so had 4 assignments to finish off and I've been staying up till 3 or later in the morning trying to do them.  Now I need to get back to my music theory one which is due in 7 hours.

I'm not quite sure why you were on the Interguild when you should've been studying, but I'm the one who's been pulling all-nighters here when I should've been asleep, right?

Personally, I got really confused when I saw the implementation. it took me quite a while to get it, and eventually I didn't post much that day