lol continue autopilot. let's see if the camel is upgraded enough to actually go THROUGH that gal or bypass it

Target the lady. We can always kill me later.

For the goal of trying to bring some activity back to the site, I'll attempt to revive this.

What do you do?

Set target: Annoying lady		6 votes - 67%
Ignore lady, eliminate jellsprout	1 votes - 11%
Engage in conversation			2 votes - 22%

You decide that it must be done. You program it into Bradwell (the war camel, if you've forgotten) and then look away to avoid witnessing the atrocity. Annoying lady dies.

While you look away, you notice an injured krotomo by some cliffs. What do you do?

a. Bradwell: Eliminate Jellsprout
b. Bradwell: Finish Krotomo
c. Inform authorities about krotomo's dire condition, Bradwell: eliminate jellsprout
d. Get Bradwell to take you back to the deserts of Mexico

ELIMINATE LE JELL
NO HALP TO KRO DAT IS ONLY DISTRACTING

Mexico. We've got to start looking for Gregory eventually.

I agree with Jell. Mexico.

  

What do you do?

Bradwell: Eliminate Jellsprout		2 votes - 22%
Bradwell: Finish Krotomo		2 votes - 22%
Inform authorities, kill Sprout		2 votes - 22%
Return to the deserts of Mexico		3 votes - 33%

You decide that kroto is a man and he can handle himself regardless of what his situation is. You also forget about jellsprout altogether, and decide that you should head back to Mexico.

It's a long, treacherous journey that features multiple garden gnomes and lawn flamingos, but you manage to get there in one piece. What do you do now?

3-5 suggestions for poll options, then new poll.

Go on a cruise ship to Bermuda.

Run into a cactus

Run into quicksand , discover jazz' lair.

TURN AROUND AND ELIMINATE JELL

Options added

Jellibeans must be eliminated. He hasn't earned the right to be called a sprout.

I feel neglected until I am a part in one of these polls.

  

POLL: What do you do?

Go on a cruise ship to Bermuda		1 votes - 14%
Run into a cactus			2 votes - 29%
Run into quicksand			0 votes - 0%
TURN AROUND AND ELIMINATE JELL		4 votes - 57%

You suddenly remember that you have unfinished business to attend to. You turn around, pull out your gun, and a fire a shot into the distance. You’re pretty sure that you’ve eliminated jellsprout.

As you continue to wander aimlessly through the desert in search of Gregory, you stumble upon a water hole. What do you do?

a. Drink from the water hole
b. Swim in the water hole
c. Offer the water hole a sacrificial goat
d. Walk around the water hole and act disinterested towards it

GOAT!!!!=Goat of all trades

lol

Negligence is a worse punishment than abuse.

9 votes. Not too bad. The only problem with polls like this is that when you throw out a crazy sounding option, it pretty much always wins, sort of defeating the purpose of having a poll. In the future I'll have to try to avoid those, or at least surround it with equally insane options.

POLL: What do you do?

Drink from the water hole				2 votes - 22%
Swim in the water hole					0 votes - 0%
Offer the water hole a sacrificial goat			6 votes - 67%
Walk around the water hole and act disinterested	1 votes - 11%

You decide to sacrifice a goat to the all mighty water hole. The process is very messy and won't be described for your own safety. Immediately after the sacrifice is completed, a portal to perhaps another world to opens where the water hole once was. What do you do?

a. Jump into portal
b. Wait and see if anything comes out of portal
c. Run like hell
d. Be all cautious like, and throw a stone into portal

We should wait and see. Maybe we summoned a magical unicorn that wants to come and grant us three wishes. My first wish will be for more wish-granting unicorns. Or possibly for wish-granting genie bottles. Yeah

AAH RUNNNN before orcs start coming out of here :S

Warcraft?

yep

Let the stone be thrown. Jesus be damned.

  

POLL: What do you do?

Enter portal				0 votes - 0%
Wait to see if anything exits portal	3 votes - 33%
Run like hell				1 votes - 11%
Throw stone into portal			5 votes - 56%

You don't really trust it enough to go it, but at the same time you don't feel like sitting around all day to see if anything will happen. You toss the stone into the portal. About 15 seconds pass, and then an enormous creature emerges from the portal with a visible bump on its head. It looks pretty mad. What do you do?

a. Kill the beast
b. Try to become friends with it
c. RUN LIKE HELL
d. HIDE LIKE HELL
e. Jump into the portal