WE SHALL SEE THIS LAND OF DOOM AND MISERY

Anyways, SECRET OPTION F!!
Give the monster a giant hug.

My goal is to advance the story, not to "Lets get every single interguild member involved in the storyline." In fact, I in general don't want to have interguild members involved in this, because then they might be like, "well that's not what I would have done at all" or something. Obviously, I made a few exceptions, like jellsprout because wanting to kill him is an interguild joke. Other than that, the only other instance where another member was mentioned was during the no-mafia mafia game, which was pre-set based on who had died in a previous mafia game, and then the ensuing interguild party that occurred after that whole thing. So no, you're not being neglected, real members just don't get mentioned often.

KIIIILLLLL

Might that be an octopus from GF's adventure?

We're friendly people C:

  

POLL: What do you do?

Kill the beast			2 votes - 18%
Try to become friends with it	5 votes - 45%
RUN LIKE HELL			1 votes - 9%
HIDE LIKE HELL			1 votes - 9%
Jump into the portal		2 votes - 18%

You decide that you will try and gain its companionship. You run up to it to give it a hug, but instead of embracing you it swallows you whole. You are now inside the creature's stomach. What do you do?

a. Kill self
b. Attempt to crawl back up the mouth
c. Attempt to slice your way out
d. Time travel

HA, I started a new poll two minutes after you did on my other forum.

Anyways, I predict that time travel will win.

A) kill self. let's see how you can make the story go on, with THAT, lol.

Why isn't there an option to crawl further in and discover a village of people that have been swallowed but carved out a nice town and survive on the various things this creature eats?
Hargle, blarge.... Time travel then. Because the Doctor said so.

Time travel. Definitely seems like the best option to me.

Wibbly wobbly...?

  

Kill self	                        	4 votes - 33%
Attempt to crawl back up the mouth		1 votes - 8%
Attempt to slice your way out	        	1 votes - 8%
Time travel	                        	6 votes - 50%

You decide to time travel!!

you travel all the way back to...the moment before it swallows you whole. So, you know it's about to try and eat you alive - what do you do?

Make a new poll.

...I've already made one..

I think the point is that it was unsatisfactory. =p

WELL DEN U MEK WAN

I haven't really had the time to continue the Adventures of Gregory, so I don't mind someone making new polls in this topic, but I don't like the idea of someone else continuing the Adventures of Gregory in my absence.  

Continue a new poll.

Not that this is an official part of the Adventures of Gregory, but:

POLL: What do you do?

	 Attempt to hug it again, maybe this time it'll work				1 votes - 14%
	 Throw a stone up its mouth							0 votes - 0%
	 Prepare to dive head first into its mouth, and slay it on the way down		2 votes - 29%
	 Time travel									4 votes - 57%

New legitimate poll.

Should have Flash' topic been locked?
a. Yes
b. No

My stance on this:

Someone makes a new topic with the intention of creating some activity when not much else is going on --> LOCK IT!! NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF IT!!!

???

As for this argument: "If it had any purpose, that cannot be achieved here, tell me and I will unlock it."

Everything posted in the polotical discussions topic could have been posted in the random chat topic. Not exactly an identical comparison, but the point remains that the Random chat topic is not there to absorb as many potential topics as possible. In fact, I think perhaps people should be making more new topics instead of posting in the random chat. I think we should all go on a rampage of making un-important topics just for the sake of trying to boost okapis activity

I actually thought Guyguy's topic was a good idea. Unlike a lot of the topics that people make that COULD go in Random Chat, I saw this one as pretty applicable to everyone and lasting at least a little while. I'll start think of some un-important okapis topics (there's no such thing as un-important okapis).

  

POLL: What do you do?

     Kill self	                                	4 votes - 33%
     Attempt to crawl back up the mouth	        	1 votes - 8%
     Attempt to slice your way out	        	1 votes - 8%
     Time travel	                        	6 votes - 50%

You decide that your best method of escaping here is time travel. Using your time traveling abilities that you apparently have, you travel to the future, the day after the death of this foul beast.

The date is December 22nd, 2012 (remember, the last time this poll took place, it was before the end of the Mayan calandar, so this is totally legit). You're not quite sure how, but the world has ended, and everyone and everything is now dead. Earth is an arid, inhabitable, wasteland. It slowly dawns upon you that you will never see Gregory ever again, or anyone else for that matter. Everyone is dead. Except for you. Your ability to time travel to the future allowed you to pass through the apocalypse relatively unscathed. But you decide that a life without Gregory is no life at all. You begin to ponder how you will commit suicide, but before you can come to a decision, the toxic fumes kill you. You die.

Upon arriving in the afterlife, you are greeted with confetti and cheering.

"Congratulations, [PLAYER NAME]! You are the last human to die! As a reward, Lester, the all knowing bowl of lasagna, will answer one question for you!"

You approach Lester, ponder for a moment, and then ask of him, "Oh Lester, all knowing bowl of lasagna, what happened to my dear pony, Gregory?"

"You killed him, as unbeknownst to you, Capitán Obvio's secret identity was Gregory."

I vote for a combination of Capitán Obvio and triangles, so the next storyline should be about nacho chips

Yum, horse meat!

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Triangles. they say a cute triangle is an acute triangle...but THEN..