I would do all three but that's mentally impossible.

sneak out the back. I love being chased, besides the fact that I'm much quicker

Sneak out that back. They can't have a warrant this fast.

Sneak out back, fake-surrounder, then as they get close club them on the head with that baseball bat you had hidden behind your back.

  

POLL: Cyber police are here. What do you do?

Stay and fight		4 votes - 33%
Surrender		1 votes - 8%
Sneak out back		7 votes - 58%

You just won't let yourself be captured, but at the same time, you'd rather not die a horrible death at the hand of the notoriously brutal cyber police, so you stealthily sneak out the back.

As you are walking out in the desert sun, you glance back and witness your house exploding.

Well, what now?

[I don't know what to put for the options because of how open ended this is, so I'll use either the first 3 or 4 suggestions as this poll options. So suggest away]

Put on shades and slowly walk away without looking at the explosion.

Swear revenge on the evil men who just destroyed your beloved home. Work in secret with a shadowy group of rebels to overthrow the Cyber Police, once and for all.

Invade the house of the neighboors and claim it for yourself. You need to life somewhere after all.

The explosion already happened, and you already looked at it.

Buy a warcamel, and start hunting the heads of the cyber police.  

Your options are:

a. Join rebel group plotting against Cyber Police
b. Break into neighbor's house, claim it as your own
c. Purchase war camel, hunt cyber police

Isa's suggestion didn't make the cut for previously stated reasons, but mostly because if it won, then we would basically end up where we are now ("OK, what now guys? suggestions!")

  

POLL: What is your choice?

Rebel Group		3 votes - 21%
Neighbor's House	5 votes - 36%
War Camel		6 votes - 43%

You didn't know the house very well, but it was a damn good house and it served you well. It didn't need to go out like that.

You take it upon yourself to get revenge. You will buy a war camel, and with it you will hunt down cyber police and avenge your house. But before you can do any of that fancy stuff, you'll need to come up with a way to procure enough money to buy a war camel.

How are you going to procure this money?

a. Rob a bank
b. Smuggle immigrants into the US for money
c. Make counterfeit money
d. Attempt to steal a war camel

Smuggle immigrants into the US, there's no way anything could go wrong!

attempt to steal a war camel. oh come on, it's a war camel, all I need to do is get on it and tell it RUN!

Buy? What are we, capitalist swines? Just take what you need.

Since we're talking about getting revenge on the Cyber Police, I don't think we're worried about committing petty theft. Or would a war camel count a a vehicle? That might be grand theft auto. Grand theft camel?

  

POLL: How will you procure the money required for purchasing a war camel?

Rob banks			1 votes - 7%
Smuggle immigrants		4 votes - 29%
Counterfeit money		2 votes - 14%
Steal war camel			7 votes - 50%

You figure that if you're going to hunt down members of a police force, you don't need to abide by common laws. As such, you decide that you will obtain your war camel without paying for it.

There aren't too many camel dealerships in Mexico, but you managed to come across one just outside of Chihuahua. You observe the compound.

The camels are well guarded; they specialize in war camels, and as such they employ them to protect their business. This will not be an easy task. You decide that you will need to create a distraction. But before you can hold a poll for it, a distraction appears in the form of a neezle spam account!

"WON KI SMASH!"

You wondered what happened to that guy; you hadn't heard from him since you killed him in the afterlife.

While the camel salesmen are preoccupied with exterminating Won Ki, you sneak in and hop on a camel. A lovely camel it is. You stealthily ride him out into the desert sun, your movements undetected by Won Ki, who has successfully defeated the camel salesmen.

What name shall you give to this glorious camel?

a. Maxwell
b. DeShawn
c. Tyrone
d. Bradley

Maxwell. if I can have a warcamel who can also rewrite and fix partial differential equations that are responsible to me winning nobel prize soon, I shall have one.

DeShawn/DeShaun. Because real camels don't stick to a single spelling.

  

POLL: What name shall you give to this glorious camel?

Maxwell		3 votes - 33%
DeShaun		2 votes - 22%
Tyrone		1 votes - 11%
Bradley		3 votes - 33%

This glorious camel shall hence forth be known as "Bradwell"

Well, you've got your war camel. Now what?

a. Eliminate Cyber Police Squad
b. Eliminate Won Ki
c. Eliminate Karma Chameleon
d. Eliminate jellsprout

Lynch Hellsprout at all costs!

Cyber police. FOCUS.

also, I'd change the camel's name to Maxley

Lol. I though he could get me free coffee.

DONW WITH BIG BROTHER THE CYBER POLICE!!!!
DONW WITH BIG BROTHER THE CYBER POLICE!!!!
DONW WITH BIG BROTHER THE CYBER POLICE!!!!

  

POLL: Now what?

Eliminate Cyber Police Squad		4 votes - 31%
Eliminate Won Ki			1 votes - 8%
Eliminate Karma Chameleon		2 votes - 15%
Eliminate jellsprout			6 votes - 46%

You decide that the cyber police and finding Gregory can wait. You have more urgent matters, which are specifically to kill jellsprout. You soon realize that you're not very good at using war camels, so you put it onto auto-pilot. It leads you to the area where a brilliant party was once held. Jell is sitting on a chair consuming an alcoholic beverage. Your war camel shows no mercy.


Now then, as you've probably noticed by now, the story has come to a halt, because I kinda ran out of the writing creativity. So for now, different polls. The story will come back later

Which will happen first?

a. Team 2 decides on a name
b. Team 2 submits a level
c. Livio makes an appearance
d. Interguild Olympics end

Remove the the first option since we have all already decided on a name.