1. Tame n' Train every time...
2. Attempt to learn GPP again (Guinea Pig Power, as described in last turn)
3. Attempt to build my gas mask again
4. Build 20 little radiation suit and gas mask sets for all my guinea pigs, so they can go out with me even if the world is dead and radioactive...
5. Attempt to raise my, Shavey and Bmwsu's max HP. Again.

Annoying messenger: SCREW U. No blimp o mine is for sale.

1. Cook all raw meat.

2. Increase the power of the weapons on my blimp.

3. Strengthen my blimp.

4. Make Piggypiggy a pig - sized Persian persuader.

5. Make myself the Liberty Launcher.

Why did I die? I was no where near anyone... o.o

Just read, for god's sake. I took a long time writing that.

-Attempt to make a solar powered double-edged wind turbine sword (2 solar panels, 2 turbines. I hope that it being solar powered paves the way for some electrical function).
-Pour some ink cartridge ink on myself in an attempt to make natural camouflage.
-Practice throwing wind turbine blades into tree trunks in order to increase my aim/throwing capabilities.
-Crush the magical conch into a fine powder with my glass block and snort it.
-Locate Darvince's corpse. If discovered, hide nearby.

-Combine Christmas Lights with Spiky Poisoned Chainsaw of Banishment (I want some stun, damnit)


Rolls
-Make landmines
-Research ressurection again.
-Keep increasing health
-Research chainsaw fighting techniques
-Make body armor

After a six month abscence FlashMarsh (I think he's called that now) told me to join this game thing even at this stage in the game, so well... Anyway here are my rolls (for FlashMarsh: Sorry but it took me ages to get home alright!):

-Hide in a cave or a hole or something
-Learn conceal spell
-Learn cure spell
-Learn undead ressurection spell
-Learn some explosive spell

lol, try to battle yuggy  

Shos

Action 1 (No roll) - You summon Zombie Magnapple, Zombie Flame and Zombie Teo_pl.
Action 2 (10) - You teach them pretty much everything you know. You're a good teacher.
Action 3 (No roll w/ Action) - 1 turn left!

Yuggy

Action 1 (2) - 10 of your guinea pigs run away from your oppressive leadership, and go off to set up a colony in the mid-south.
Action 2 (10) - You learn that dumb spell you want.
Action 3 (4) - The gas mask's elastic pings you, making you drop the gas mask, making it EXPLOODDDEEEEEE
Action 4 (5) - You manage to build the gas masks for them. They don't like wearing them, but it is required.
Action 5 (5) - Nothing happens. Yup. You just sit there looking bored, not knowing what to do.

Shavey Dave

Action 1 (-) - The Chinchompas are designed for being thrown at people and exploding.
Action 2 (1) - The blimp pops. Boo hoo.
Action 3 (-) - ^   ^   ^   ^   ^   ^   ^   ^
Action 4 (5) - You finish the blade, but it'll take another turn to make the handle.
Action 6 (8) - You make yourself the patriotic Liberty Launcher.

Yaya

Action 1 (No roll) - You make yourself a Solar Powered Double-Edged Wind Turbine Sword.
Action 2 (10) - You are now permanently semi-concealed, making you require an 8, 9 or 10 to attack in an ambush.
Action 3 (5) - You throw a blade, and it gets stuck in a nearby tree trunk.
Action 4 (9) - You snort the conch dust. You gain the effect Regeneration, which brings you back to full HP when unconscious (you still however remain unconscious).
Action 5 (7) - You hide the decomposing body nearby.

Sniper

Action 1 (No roll) - You make a Festive Spiky Poisoned Chainsaw of Banishment.
Action 2 (7) - You make yourself some smallish landmines.
Action 3 (2) - God of Death says that he doesn't want people to be stolen from his kingdom. He punches you in the jaw, dealing 1000 damage.
Action 4 (8) - You raise your max HP by 4000.
Action 5 (2) - During the 'research' you cut yourself, dealing 500 damage.
Action 6 (10) - You make yourself a bulletproof vest. This will make metal and explosive weapons have -1 to their rolls against you.

Typho

Action 1 (10) - For some reason the hole that you dug yourself into is populated by friendly dwarves. You are hidden for now.
Action 2 (3) - The shadow gods shoot you in the knee, dealing 500 damage.
Action 3 (9) - You learn Cure.
Action 4 (9) - You learn Resurrect Undead.
Action 5 (9) - You learn Magical Homing Missile, Magical Mine and Magical Stickybomb.

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Yuggy

Current Health: 20,700/20,700
Items in Hand: Infected Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks, Scarf, Fancy Top Hat of Britishness, Buttons, Carrot, Yaya's Fire-Fortified Shield of Glass, 10 Guinea Pigs, 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), Blue Partyhat, Spatula of Doom, Doughy Spatula of Slightly Less DOOM, Magical Guinea Pig, Emerald, Cauldron, Flamethrower, Flameproof Radioactive Suit, Flint, Basic Dagger (Crimsonberry Poisoned), Basic Shovel, Basic Pickaxe, Broken raft and a Single Paddle, Grass Bandaid, Crude Axe
Effects: Festive Spirit (Winter), Friendly, Pet-Store Owner (Guinea Pigs), Electric Spells: Wrath of Thor, Electrify Object, Lighning Strike, Electrical stun, Shadow Spells: Summon Minor Undead Misc Spells: Group Cure, Cure, Mr. Mangetout, Change Element, Advanced Ambush, Resurrect Guinea Pig

Sniper

Current Health: 13,000/13,500
Items in Hand: Wooden Axe, Tinderbox, Paintbrush, Sniper's Poem - First Draft, 'The Ambassador' (Revolver), Christmas Lights, Glowy Golden Tiki Helm of Frenchness, Extremely Heavy Stocking, Sniper's Poem - Second Draft, Throwing Knives (+Improved by 200), Spiky Poisoned Chainsaw of Banishment, Golden Mug of Coffee, Russian Survival Kit, 'Everything You Need to Know About the World', Energy Shield (30,000/30,000 HP), Nuke , Landmines
Effects: Protection from the cold, Festive Spirit (Winter + Easter), The Cop, Friendly, Misc Spells: Heal Other, Super Cop (+1 to all rolls to do with Policing), Gunslinger, Geographic Knowledge (No roll on movement turns), Bulletproof

Yaya

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items on Hand: A huge block of glass, Glass Shards, Isa's bed, burnt bits of Rucksack, Flashbangs, Sofa, Magical Conch, Dirty Toilet Brush, Loo Roll, Bottle of Bleach,  iPhone 4, an iPhone 3GS, a radio, a pair of shoes, a shredder, a large printer, a chocolate fountain, an empty bottle of milk, cup of tea,  Solar Powered Double-Edged Wind Turbine Sword
Effects: The Magic of Fire (Basic- Instant Campfire, Fire Blast, Guiding Light, Novice - Fire Rune, Apprentice - Fire Healing), Protection from the cold, Well Rested, First Blood, Burn Resistance, Fire Weapons Resistance (-3 on all rolls against you with Fire Weapons) Shadow Spells: Summon Minor Undead, Blind, Regeneration

Shavey Dave

Current Health: 15,000/15,000
Items on Hand: Raw Pork, Piggypiggy (3500/3500 HP), Kritzkrieg, Persian Persuader, Cooked Pork, Barb-tailed Kebbit, Red Chinchompas, Liberty Launcher
Effects: I believe I can flyyyyyyyy, Best coffee evar!

Typho

Current Health: 3000/3000
Items on Hand: None
Effects: Explosive Spells (Magical Homing Missile, Magical Stickybomb, Magical Mine), Misc Spells (Cure)

1. Attempt to get back my pigs that ran away. I will never give up on them :'( (+1 to roll)
2. Learn some more electrical spells
3. Raise Bmwsu's, Shavey's, Sniper's and my max HP
4. Heal to full in hospital, change element to water, and then summon Tanky Beserker to be attacked by me, Bmwsu and Shavey. I set all our back-ups as my hospital.

No roll: Combine old shadow barrage spell tome into 4 reclaimed, then into 12 scrap, then into three new weapons.

Find a strand of blimp. Use this to re - create an exact replica of the blimp.

Finish the handle of the pig - sized Persian Persauder.

Send the secessionist guinea pigs a chocolate fountain and cup of tea as a peace offering.
Attempt to find  some wreckage of Shavey's blimp.
Attempt to reverse engineer Shavey's blimp (consult Shos' undead scientists/Sniper's university if need. Thanks Sniper!)

No love for sniper?

1. Plant landmines around my base, except for the routes that people are supposed to use to get in.
2. Start adding a robotics lab to my university.
3. Start building a doughnut shop.
4. Make a gillie suit. (sniper's camouflage)

@yaya
You can use the facilities at my university if you need help.

Cure myself (you didn't put that I lost health from the shadow god shooting me)

Ask the dwarves to perform a ritual to please the shadow gods and if they can:

Look into learning conceal again

-Go to the pig colony and speak to them. since I know their language, tell them I want an alliance.
-keep building.
-summon as many zombies as I can using all my turns.

Guys, I'm probably going to get those 10 guinea pigs back, even if not this turn then the next...

Also sorry Sniper, I edited it

hey, I went for them first

Explain Reverse Engineering. I googled it, but the explanations were not very helpful.

As far as I know (warning, Spongebob comparison ahead), it's like how Plankton sometimes tries to steal an actual Krabby Patty instead of the formula, and plans to figure out all the ingredients and make his own. It's basically taking some/all of the final product, figuring out what it's made of and reproducing it (probably partially incorrect).  

Shouldn't my nuke have been completed?

You actually have to enter the action yourself. I spend enough time searching around for things in turn updates already. You could at least do something yourself.

-Work on project: "Make mansion nuke proof, so anyone/thing inside will be fine."
        Last roll: "The project will be finished in 1 turn."

-Work on project: "Make nuclear reactor to help the solar panels power my house."
        Last roll: "You make the blueprint for the weapon. Looks like it'll take one more turn to complete."

-Work on Project: "-Build a community center on the river."
        Last roll: "During the first part of the construction, you get damage 1000. It will take another 7 turns to complete... Holy damn, that's more than the Death Star."

-Build underground lab, complete with bubbling test tubes.  

lol, I posted I was going back for them six minutes after the update, the only thing I edited is the changing element which I forgot and adding Sniper since I was tired and missed him out of the health action. The rescuing guinea pigs was the first thing I did...

If I don't, anyone who touches or tries to ally with them is dead.

Lol, maybe you should let them be for a bit to reproduce... or make your gp's.... nvm, let's no go there.

Seriously people, zombie apocalypse is nigh. My shelter is relatively zombie proof, but I need a source of food and water for it to work out well.

EDIT:
I just had the best idea ever. The nuke is an item. Combine nuke with landmine.
Jk, don't do that flash.

lol.
why would they be dead? I can actually interact with them you know, I speak their language