You sure?  But you didn't mine for lead... and unless you're an alchemist or if you bombarded iron with I-don't-know-what, I don't know how you got it...

So is everyone ready for the nuke?

I make a portable oven, place it on my blimp, and cook the pork. I then hunt for more food and cook that too.

I take a treat and a book of wisdom.

Suicide bomber? really? with a nuke?

you're like a super-terrorist



it means that by Judaism, you're not allowed to eat it. same goes for the poor squirrel

Jews are not allowed to eat everything; in fact, we have very strict rules about what we are allowed to eat. nobody really cares tho, except for the pinguins, aka the very orthodox religious jews. there's about 1 small town in israel of these lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut#Permitted_and_forbidden_animals

also, lol @ poll

Ok Jazz, I'll take up your kind offer of lead just to be sure, so I'll craft it into the fallout shelters walls to make it radiation proof.

No rolls
-Finish making the warning system for south island.
-Keep making the shield rad-proof
-Since I get free movement, go to Jazz's nuke
-Since jazz is out of it, take him and the nuke back to my shield
-Put jazz in a jail cell the moment. Don't want him going near the nuke.

Rolls
-Issue arrest warrant for yaya, charges: Theft, Attempted Murder
-Disarm nuke
-Start preparing for a potential zombie apocalypse; shos, do you really think you can control them forever?
-Make a water purification plant underneath town hall
-Try to track yaya down and arrest him

@Jazz
I don't think you can revive yourself. You're unconscious.
EDIT: Nvm, I'm wrong, just read the description of Self-Revive
-replace "build water purification plant" with "fight jazz" if he won't go peacefully.

So the order would be like this if jazz won't go peacefully:
No Roll - Go to jazz
Roll - Fight jazz
No Roll - Take jazz and nuke back to shield
No Roll - Put jazz in jail cell
Roll - Disarm nuke
No Roll - Finish alarms for SI
No Roll - Keep rad-proofing shield
Roll - Prepare for zombie outbreak
Roll - Issue arrest warrant for yaya
Roll - Try to arrest yaya

EDIT AGAIN:
Wait, does finishing a building count as a no-roll, but consumes an action? Might have to rethink some things, if that's the case.

Yup to the last edit, it takes up one of your five turns for however long but it no longer needs a roll.

Wait, is this still about Isa? You do realize I haven't done anything to antagonize him/his posse since the 1st incident? I'll even give back his freaking bed if that'll get you to finally call off this non existent conflict.

Back then none of us were exactly civilized (except maybe Quirvy).

I do not accept the duel.

jazz, again, if someone meets you on the street and starts beating you, you can't just say 'no'. they won't stop~

@Yaya
No, I shot you in the knee for Isa. This one's for jazz. You did steal his dirty toilet brush. And you did blow him up with a fire rune after hitting him with a flashbang.

Also, since my turns are taken up, I'm dropping those last two actions for next turn.

Why are you defending the player who can arm a nuclear missile?

*Stares at yaya*
Look at my actions again.

So if jazz constantly is like, "I do not accept participation in this fight", does that mean that if Jazz blows up a nuke and destroys the entire island, I can be like, "I do not accept participation in this nuclear holocaust"?

I was never asked to participate in any fight. I was just killed. Though to be fair, I couldn't say I wouldn't participate in the fight since the person killing me was unconscious.

Quirvy

Action 1 (No roll w/ Action) - 1 more turn left!
Action 2 (No roll w/ Action) - You finish your police force, and they begin to patrol around the area looking for 'undesirables' in nearby area, then proceeding to put them in the half-built jail.

Jazz

Action 1 (No roll) - You revive yourself.
Action 2 (No roll) - You can only heal yourself 1000 with Water Heal... So you do just that.
Action 3 (4) - The teleportation gods (yes, they exist. that's why they're so mightily p***ed with you) hit you for 50 damage.
Action 4 (-) - You have no plane, foolish moron.
Action 5 (2) - You are damaged by the gods for demanding such ridiculous powers. You have been damaged 1000, knocking you unconscious.

Jazz is unconscious... again.

Yuggy

Action 1 (No roll) - You learn the Reflect Damage and Double Blind.
Action 2 (No roll) - You read the Advanced Guinea Pig Training Manual. Your guinea pigs now have a roll to flee after being defeated. If a 5 or above is rolled, they escape.
Action 3 (No roll) - You eat both food, raising your max HP by 5000 (Costa Rican Treat raises 3000, Egg raises 2000).
Action 4 (No roll) - You quickly move everyone to the shelter.
Action 5 (7) - You gain 3 new guinea pigs.
Action 6 (1) - The gas mask randomly explodes just to spite you. Yeah, that's what this game is like. You are damaged 3000.
Action 7 (9) - You gain the ability to change your element. You can do this each turn, and you can choose to change the element to None.
Action 8 (9) - You ambush Krotomo by jumping out of a tree.

Battle!

Yuggy shoots Krotomo with  'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), dealing 2100 damage with 500 bonus fire damage (3+2=5).
15 Guinea pigs bite Krotomo for 3000 damage (8+1=9, Mini-Crit!).

Krotomo is dead!

He dropped:

Flint, Basic Dagger (Crimsonberry Poisoned), Basic Shovel, Basic Pickaxe, Super Bread

Action 9 (9) - You successfully build Anti-Aircraft guns all around the base.

Shos

Action 1 (8 + 3 = 11) - You ambush the extremely disoriented Jazz. You prod him, dealing 1 damage, and he dies.

Jazz has been killed!

Jazz's inferno golem has begun to seek revenge!

Inferno Golem blasts Shos with fire strike, dealing 1500 Damage (9).

Total Damage: 1500
Shos End HP: 4500

Shos casts Vengeance of Umbra at Inferno Golem, dealing 1300 Damage with 60 Bonus Corruption Damage per turn (8).
Werewolf slashes at Inferno Golem, dealing 1500 damage (3).

Inferno Golem has been killed!

Drops:

Jazz - A tonne of duct tape, Crude Stone Pickaxe, Amethyst, Some Coal, Lead, Nuke

Inferno Golem - Fire Strike Spell Tome

Action 2 (No roll w/ Action) - 2 Turns left...
Action 3 (No roll) - You summon Zombie Ronald McDonald and Zombie Wise Old Man.
Action 4 (10) - You boil up some more Green Tea and drink it. You increase your max HP by 2000.
Action 5 (No roll) - You increase your Max HP by 2000.
Action 6 (8) - You successfully teach them all you know, they can now walk around the labyrinth alone without getting hopelessly lost.

Bmwsu

Action 1 (7) - You make an internet meme potion, and make your health 9001. Cool...
Action 2 (4) - During the first part of the construction, you get damage 1000. It will take another 7 turns to complete... Holy damn, that's more than the Death Star.
Action 3 (1) - The Easter Bunny throws an explosive egg at you, dealing 5000 damage. Don't kill fictional characters.

Yaya

Action 1 (No roll) - You heal yourself 2500.
Action 2 (9) - You place the conch on the grave of Jellsprout. The spirit seems pleased, and you gain the spells Summon Minor Undead and Blind.
Action 3 (10) - You successfully reach your destination, despite the news of Jazz's early demise.
Action 4 (9) - You gain an iPhone 4, an iPhone 3GS, a radio, a pair of shoes and a shredder.
Action 5 (1) - The steam get evaporated, the water spirits get angry. You are dealt 1500 Damage.

Silver

Action 1 (No roll) - You eat the squirrel. Tasty.
Action 2 (8) - The nearby animals are drawn in. All rolls to do with hunting have +1 added to the roll.

Sniper

Action 1 (No roll w/ Action) - You finish the warning system.
Action 2 (No roll w/ Action) - You make the shield radiation proof.
Action 3 (No roll) - You issue the arrest warrant, and place wanted posters all about the island.
Action 4 (4) - The hammer drops on your feet, dealing 500 damage. Still using heavy hammers?
Action 5 (7) - You will finish the plant in one more turn.
Action 6 (4) - You fall over during the tracking process, dealing another 500 damage.

Shavey Dave
Action 1 (8) You successfully make a portable oven, and place it in your blimp. You also cook your pork.
Action 2 (3) Whilst out hunting for food, you trip over a branch and fall on your face. Oh dear. It damages you 2000.
Action 3 (No roll) You eat the treat, and raise your max health by 3000.
Action 4 (No roll) You can now make the best coffee evar! This coffee is so good it will heal whoever drinks it 5000 HP!

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Shos

Current Health: 8,500/10,500
Items on Hand: Empty Mug of Green Tea x2, Far too many Zombies to count, Spaceship Blueprint, A tonne of duct tape, Crude Stone Pickaxe, Amethyst, Some Coal, Lead, Nuke, Fire Strike Spell Tome
Effects: Knowledge of all Languages, Village Alliance, Protection from the cold, Respected, Hyperactive, Well Rested, The Magic of Shadows (Basic - Shadow Barrage, Blind, Summon Minor Undead, Improve Ambush, Shadow Cure Novice - Vengeance of Umbra, Conceal, Summon Werewold, Adept - Summon Potent Undead), FIRST BLOOD 4 REEL, Misc Spells - Home Teleport

Yuggy

Current Health: 16,700/16,700
Items in Hand: Huge Tree Trunk of Crushing Skulls and Slicing People with Deadly Diamond Chunks, Scarf, Fancy Top Hat of Britishness, Buttons, Carrot, Yaya's Fire-Fortified Shield of Glass, 15 Guinea Pigs, 'Degreaser' Rocket Launcher of Inferno (Grenade Launcher Attachment), Blue Partyhat, Spatula of Doom, Doughy Spatula of Slightly Less DOOM, Magical Guinea Pig, Emerald, Cauldron, Flamethrower, Flameproof Radioactive Suit, Flint, Basic Dagger (Crimsonberry Poisoned), Basic Shovel, Basic Pickaxe, Super Bread
Effects: Festive Spirit (Winter), Friendly, Pet-Store Owner (Guinea Pigs), Electric Spells: Wrath of Thor, Electrify Object, Lighning Strike, Electrical stun, Shadow Spells: Summon Minor Undead Misc Spells: Cure, Mr. Mangetout, Change Element

Sniper

Current Health: 5500/6500
Items in Hand: Wooden Axe, Tinderbox, Paintbrush, Sniper's Poem - First Draft, 'The Ambassador' (Revolver), Christmas Lights, Glowy Golden Tiki Helm of Frenchness, Extremely Heavy Stocking, Sniper's Poem - Second Draft, Throwing Knives (+Improved by 200), Spiky Poisoned Chainsaw of Banishment, Golden Mug of Coffee, Russian Survival Kit, 'Everything You Need to Know About the World', Energy Shield (30,000/30,000 HP)
Effects: Protection from the cold, Festive Spirit (Winter + Easter), The Cop, Friendly, Misc Spells: Heal Other, Super Cop (+1 to all rolls to do with Policing), Gunslinger, Geographic Knowledge (No roll on movement turns)

Silver

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items in Hand: Ashes of a hamburger, The Facestabber, Feathers of a Carrier Pigeon, 2x Raw Squirrel, Raw Rabbit
Effects: Protection from the cold, Good View, Well Rested, Friend of the Forest Monkey Ninjas, Enhanced Fists (Fists do 1000 damage), Hunting Expertise (+1 for all rolls involving hunting)

Yaya

Current Health: 2000/3000
Items on Hand: A huge block of glass, Glass Shards, Isa's bed, burnt bits of Rucksack, Flashbangs, Sofa, Magical Conch, Dirty Toilet Brush, Loo Roll, Bottle of Bleach,  iPhone 4, an iPhone 3GS, a radio, a pair of shoes, a shredder
Effects: The Magic of Fire (Basic- Instant Campfire, Fire Blast, Guiding Light, Novice - Fire Rune, Apprentice - Fire Healing), Protection from the cold, Well Rested, First Blood, Burn Resistance, Fire Weapons Resistance (-3 on all rolls against you with Fire Weapons) Shadow Spells: Summon Minor Undead, Blind

Shavey Dave

Current Health: 10,000/12,000
Items on Hand: Raw Pork, Piggypiggy (3500/3500 HP), Blimp, Kritzkrieg, Persian Persuader, Cooked Pork
Effects: I believe I can flyyyyyyyy, Best coffee evar!

Quirvy

Current Health: 3100/3400
Items on hand: Construction plans, spare steel bar, a shard of glass, medicine, World Peace Pamphlets, Helicopter wreckage, Underwater Camera, Chinook Helicopter
Effects: Protection from the cold

anything about the secret pms actions?

I'll send the results to you in a moment.

Lol, Snipereborn. I realized you weren't doing that anymore, it's just I failed to acknowledge that I read that due to it being so early. Whether you would take action or not, I still don't understand why you'd help him.

And judging by Guyguy's post above mine, do we not even get to see the results of secret actions, or are these particular ones just being kept quiet because they only affect Shos?

the first.

Even if it involves sneak-attacking another player?

Then you would see it... It would be a battle.

I guess you're right, I think. Maybe. On Wednesdays.

No rolls:
Eat super bread to raise max HP.
Since Bmw didn't take them I will learn the group cure spell tome.
I will also eat the other costa rican treat raising my max HP by a further 3000.
Combine poisoned dagger and tree trunk to make Infected tree trunk of crushing skulls and slicing people with deadly diamond chunks.

1. Tame + train as always
2. I will ambush and kill Darvince with my guinea pigs.
3. I will ambush and kill Cedric with my guinea pigs.
4. Pray to Thor for some more electric attacks.
5. Attempt to learn the spells ressurect guinea pig, advanced amush and Guinea Pig Power!!! (Gives guinea pigs a garunteed ten for one turn in battle, three turn cooldown.

Hey Guyguy, I'm not sure if I just haven't heard of the term, or it's a dialect issue, but what exactly is a shredder? Are we talking about a paper shredder? A snowboard? Something else?